THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: smiles-and-cries on August 08, 2006, 10:17:20 PM
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shit what to use to stop the blood?! it won't STOP!
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You better pour a lot of iodine on the cut or you'll get gangrene and your penis will fall off.
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Just cut your whole penis off...you don't need it.
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Go to the survival viewer and select the cock tourniquet (then call Para-Medic for a hilarious conversation).
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Stick it a bucket of salt.
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wait hair grows on a dick wtf?
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wait hair grows on a dick wtf?
Shut up baby dick.
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eh it's not exactly a baby dick but it's not a tree stump either
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Oh shit man, you better pray you don't get an erection. That will cause more blood to stream to the penis area, at which point it will gush out.
DO NOT look at any porn for the next 3 days.
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I've cut my shaft before. It didn't bleed for very long.
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wait hair grows on a dick wtf?
:lol:lol
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I'm better now can't *FAP* though :-\ :'(
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FAP THROUGH THE PAIN BE A MAN
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The thought of cutting my dick with the razor while shaveing makes me cringe
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Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).
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Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).
You just want to see his fudge popsicle
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Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).
You just want to see his fudge popsicle
Now what in the hell would give you that idea?
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You guys are nasty
The closest I've come to being in this situation....one time I was wearing these shorts, and there was a thread strand loose in them. It was pretty long, but since I was at home I didn't mind. Well, somehow the strand circled my area, and when I pulled my pants up...yeah. I had to get the scissors to cut the strand off :lol
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Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).
I already did.
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Send me a picture and I'll ask my mom what you should do (she's a doctor).
You just want to see his fudge popsicle
Now what in the hell would give you that idea?
I believe its fairly obvious :wag
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You people are nuts :lol
WhiteACID:
I took pictures of my dick a few days ago pre-shaving incident
I took it to send to this Jamaican girl who is my ex, she said she missed it :'(
She sent me some cell phone video... :whip it was a fair trade :shh
damn its good to be single again :D
smileys are fun
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FAP THROUGH THE PAIN BE A MAN
RAMBO: THE BLOODY FAP
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shit what to use to stop the blood?! it won't STOP!
Stop using razors down there man... you need to get yourself some Magic GOLD. I use it on my whole body except for my arms and legs. Seriously, it beats the hell out of getting all sorts of nasty nicks and cuts, and it's specially formulated for black men. So put the razor down and give it a try.
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You people are nuts :lol
WhiteACID:
I took pictures of my dick a few days ago pre-shaving incident
I took it to send to this Jamaican girl who is my ex, she said she missed it :'(
She sent me some cell phone video... :whip it was a fair trade :shh
damn its good to be single again :D
smileys are fun
even better, you can send me before and after pics
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You a freak, girl.
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shit what to use to stop the blood?! it won't STOP!
Stop using razors down there man... you need to get yourself some Magic GOLD. I use it on my whole body except for my arms and legs. Seriously, it beats the hell out of getting all sorts of nasty nicks and cuts, and it's specially formulated for black men. So put the razor down and give it a try.
What happens when whites use it?
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You people are nuts :lol
WhiteACID:
I took pictures of my dick a few days ago pre-shaving incident
I took it to send to this Jamaican girl who is my ex, she said she missed it :'(
She sent me some cell phone video... :whip it was a fair trade :shh
damn its good to be single again :D
smileys are fun
even better, you can send me before and after pics
You're such a tease, redwood!
No nekkid pics :((((((((
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shit what to use to stop the blood?! it won't STOP!
Stop using razors down there man... you need to get yourself some Magic GOLD. I use it on my whole body except for my arms and legs. Seriously, it beats the hell out of getting all sorts of nasty nicks and cuts, and it's specially formulated for black men. So put the razor down and give it a try.
What happens when whites use it?
Nothing really. I've recommend it to my white friends all the time. Most of them still use it. I just recommend you not go for the Gold can and use the blue/white can. It's a milder strength.
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even better, you can send me before and after pics
Before pic looks like this
(http://markmlucas.com/images/pythons/ball%20banana%201.jpg)
After pic :'(
(http://files.myopera.com/SerbianFighter/albums/39696/banana_art8.jpg)
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lolz