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No, it sucks.Oh. You're one of 'those' people.
:lol :lol :lolNo, it sucks.Oh. You're one of 'those' people.
We all can't be as sexy as you, muck. :(
Mojo: you buy a vday card for anyone? Friend? Mom? Sis? If so, tell them its time to reciprocate.
Just your wife, but she doesn't want to take her dentures out for the act, so I said fuck that.What's one of "those" people?
Gay
I think it would be pretty awesome to be eating the steak while getting the bj.That's what I told my wife. or I told her to let me use her ass as a plate.
as the plate or as the steak? :droolAs the plate, then I'll eat the plate for dessert :drool
So does the coital act happen before or after the steak?
I had sex once too man.Just once? Quit fucking lying to us, you stud you.
Felt good.
My bro was born and raised in a trailer park. Which might explain everything a bit.I was raised in trailers. Lived in one til I was 13. Damn proud.
But how can you be married for the second time at 23?Married for the first time at 17. Lasted a little over a year.
I've never lived in a trailer. I like my house.Oh you're so fancy.
It isn't today, right? It's Sunday the 14th!Yeah, Sunday.
Big Macs are fucking delicious. Don't be sad. Look, just follow these tips and you'll be sure to get some good loving...
Buy a burrito
Let the burrito cool down
Open the burrito
Put your dick in the center
Rewrap the burrito around your dick
Come home and don't mention food until she says "I'm hungry"
When she says "I'm hungry" pull your pants down in front of her
Wait 10 seconds for her to process the situation
Then say "Well are you going to fucking eat it or not?"
Yeah so my marriage is different than Mupepe's.
Eaten my BigMac & fries :-/
big mac... eh. the quarter pounder is where it's at.This is what I want...
there's a mcd's close by, but i don't feel like going outside.
People are allowed to get married at 17?shotgun wedding?
Explain your thought process when you made that decision.
People are allowed to get married at 17?
Explain your thought process when you made that decision.
Me! Lemme suck your dick!
This is pretty much true. Cajole has been my go to Guy for pretty much all things relationship.People are allowed to get married at 17?
Explain your thought process when you made that decision.
His wife is the only attractive chick that ever put up with him.
Regular sex. Haha.But it does happen!
Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.
Oh, marriage.
Regular sex. Haha.When you guys are done having kids, one of you needs to get fixed. When the threat of pregnancy is gone you get to fuck like bunnies. Trust me. After our 3rd kid, we both got fixed. Since then, I'm averaging at least 4 times a week at the very minimum. We will be celebrating our 10th anniversary this June. All is not lost after marriage. ;)
Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.
Oh, marriage.
Regular sex. Haha.But it does happen!
Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.
Oh, marriage.
We have to see the wife's cousin on Sunday afternoon so she said I get two BJ's that day :smug
:bow Zero Hero :bow2Regular sex. Haha.When you guys are done having kids, one of you needs to get fixed. When the threat of pregnancy is gone you get to fuck like bunnies. Trust me. After our 3rd kid, we both got fixed. Since then, I'm averaging at least 4 times a week at the very minimum. We will be celebrating our 10th anniversary this June. All is not lost after marriage. ;)
Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.
Oh, marriage.
:rofl :roflRegular sex. Haha.But it does happen!
Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.
Oh, marriage.
We have to see the wife's cousin on Sunday afternoon so she said I get two BJ's that day :smug
so you are getting a BJ from your wife and her cousin? :o :o 8) 8) :pimp :pimp
Regular sex. Haha.
Nikki and I have never had much of a sex life, so our having sex a single handful of times since I've been married isn't much of a surprise. Steak and a BJ day is funny. Like that would ever happen.
Oh, marriage.
The day must be today as I got the BJ part :smug
No to find a steak...
It's on the same day as Mother's day here in the UK!Fun for the whole family
i wonder if i can exchange the BJ i'm not going to get for more steak?
Are you sure? Did you talk to her about this day?
I'll tell her it's Pizza & BJ day on Sunday :smug