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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 02:44:58 PM

Title: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 02:44:58 PM
(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Yj/amanda-seyfried-sexy-pic-0410-lg.jpg)

(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/mG/amanda-seyfried-nude-0410-lg.jpg)

hummmmmmmmmmina.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2010, 02:46:52 PM
GODDAMN
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 02:48:06 PM
(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/hD/02-christina-hendricks-wallpaper-0909-lg.jpg)

(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Vo/03-christina-hendricks-ass-0909-lg.jpg)

(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/bT/01-christina-hendricks-cleavage-0909-lg.jpg)

Man, I like this Esquire magazine :hyper
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 02:51:29 PM
Top: Amanda Seyfried
Below: Christina Hendricks

I'd have to say that Mrs. Hendricks is my idea of the perfect woman.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Diunx on March 12, 2010, 03:01:20 PM
Thread of the month :drool
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2010, 03:03:58 PM
SAINT!  MORE!!  MORE NOW!
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:04:18 PM
meh

how the fuck is she "meh"??
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:09:17 PM
because she's not all that spectacular?

I'd have to disagree with you on that one. And not to get into a whose-taste-is-superior contest, but because I'm genuinely curious: who is hawt to mojovonio? Pics, please.

There's titty pics of her on egotatstic.

Definitely checking that out when I get home.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 12, 2010, 03:12:11 PM
Already superior to the NSFW thread.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:12:21 PM
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Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:14:30 PM
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So this is "fat"? I'd much rather hang on to a broad like this than some stick figure who needs a sandwich.

And she's got an accent *swooooooooon*
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 12, 2010, 03:22:20 PM
So this is "fat"?

I dunno man, but I'd tear into it either way.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: tehjaybo on March 12, 2010, 03:23:45 PM
Meh.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:23:50 PM
All the UK tabloids are like "Sophie Reade's shocking weight gain", and I'm just like, what?
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:24:40 PM
Tehjaybo, I extend the same question to you as I did to mojovonio. Who is hawt to you?

I'm just a sucker for big titties, personally. I don't even really like blondes that much!
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2010, 03:31:46 PM
Saint C with the taste up in this motherfucker!  GOTDAMN!
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 12, 2010, 03:32:15 PM
Edit: I can't even look at this myself.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:36:32 PM
That blonde chick has the same figure as my ex gf. So hot.

:rock

So what happened? Bitch was crazy?
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 12, 2010, 03:39:44 PM
I can't rag on mojo's taste. At all.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:40:06 PM
I've been pretty vocal about the girls I like.

Yeah but I'm not really on here that much. Go ahead dude! I'm not asking you so that I can give you shit, I'm just curious.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:40:49 PM
I think Cajole is ragging on my taste though?  :'(
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 12, 2010, 03:45:53 PM
No, not at all. :P

I was trying to troll with that post, but I don't have the stomach for that stuff. Seyfried and Hendricks are hot hot hot

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Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:49:18 PM
I have a brunette pic at home that is so NSFW but would make you lose your shit
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 12, 2010, 03:50:20 PM
I have a brunette pic at home that is so NSFW but would make you lose your shit

Me too.  ;)

oh wait i'm at home

and no i don't :(
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: tehjaybo on March 12, 2010, 03:52:18 PM
Tehjaybo, I extend the same question to you as I did to mojovonio. Who is hawt to you?

I'm just a sucker for big titties, personally. I don't even really like blondes that much!

To be honest, I'm not really sure.  But those women aren't really that attractive to me.  I tend to go for tall, thin, small breasted women.  An ex of mine once joked that I liked her because I pretended she was a ten year old boy.  That bothers me, because that isn't why I liked her.

I tend to go for personality, but not without looks, if that makes any sense.  The celebs that I have a thing for are Felicia Day and Sarah Silverman.  I'm sure I could think of more, but those are my two tops.  

I have a different definition of cute, I guess.  I like a pretty face, but pretty to me is not what those girls are.  I mean, they're alright.  But that's not what I look for, really.   I don't really know how to explain it better than that.  Not really knocking those chicks, but they aren't my type.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and Lady Gaga, but only when she's not man-ugly with way too much makeup.  The crying scene in the "Bad Romance" video was pretty cute.  But at the end, with the big bear drape, god nasty.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:52:34 PM
We just had different plans :rock


Bummer dude. :rock
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 03:56:17 PM
I tend to go for personality, but not without looks, if that makes any sense.  The celebs that I have a thing for are Felicia Day and Sarah Silverman.  I'm sure I could think of more, but those are my two tops.  


Felicia Day is hawt... mmmmm ginger nerdlingress goodness :drool

Sarah Silverman... she's hot too but she has some boobs on her man! Seems like she's going against your type.

(http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/959/959290/party-down-20090304030800937.jpg)

But if this was all about personality then I'd say my woman is Casey from Party Down. Kind of funny, mostly a bitch, has no problem breaking hearts. Story of my life.

Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: tehjaybo on March 12, 2010, 03:59:55 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJjJyq2yrf8[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se2hlrjAsp8[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9if6jZs3nqQ[/youtube]

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[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urNyg1ftMIU[/youtube]
:drool :drool
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Also, forgot this.
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She's gonna be in a SyFy movie.  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: etiolate on March 12, 2010, 04:02:36 PM
thank you for felicia day
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 04:04:40 PM
I thought that was Rack Bauer at first!
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: tehjaybo on March 12, 2010, 04:06:00 PM
I thought that was Rack Bauer at first!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Ganhyun on March 12, 2010, 04:08:56 PM
I have a brunette pic at home that is so NSFW but would make you lose your shit

PM? So when I'm home I can see this NSFW pic?
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 04:17:14 PM
Yeah, but I'm not home yet so I don't have access to it!
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: demi on March 12, 2010, 04:40:45 PM
[img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/09/07/article-1211782-0652DC35000005DC-328_468x697.jpg

So this is "fat"? I'd much rather hang on to a broad like this than some stick figure who needs a sandwich.

And she's got an accent *swooooooooon*

Would violate this

The OP chick, not so much (but, you know)
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 04:42:37 PM
Would violate this

The OP chick, not so much (but, you know)


So you just like "chubby" people, regardless of gender?

(I still don't think she's "chubby" though, but, you know)
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: demi on March 12, 2010, 04:43:37 PM
For sure, I fap to some chubs either way.

Preferably chub male + any size female
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 04:51:36 PM
She's cute mojo! I bet she's totally packing some sweatermeat too huh? :drool

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I'm just playing brah
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She does have some tig ol bitties though right?
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Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: drew on March 12, 2010, 04:52:01 PM
she looks like shes 27
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 04:52:21 PM
Preferably chub male + any size female

That seems like an untapped niche, for sure
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Ganhyun on March 12, 2010, 04:55:41 PM
she looks like shes 27

nothing wrong with 27 yr old women.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 04:56:37 PM
Yeah that was kind of a weird dis, Drew - if that even was a dis.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: drew on March 12, 2010, 04:57:39 PM
how old is homoviono
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 05:02:55 PM
Honestly she kind of reminds me of Wifey.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: drew on March 12, 2010, 05:05:12 PM
ok then that makes sense
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 12, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dakota fanning
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 12, 2010, 05:10:59 PM
The only attractive women itt are the chick in the op, and lizzy caplain. The latter being the best looking
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 05:11:40 PM
And dakota fanning!
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 12, 2010, 05:14:31 PM
And dakota fanning
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 12, 2010, 05:14:34 PM
I literally LOL'ed when I saw Dakota Fanning was going to play Cherie Currie in The Runaways biopic. And Kristen Stewart is Joan Jett, OMGWTF what is this i don't even???
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 12, 2010, 05:17:20 PM
I don't know, I think the Runaways cast is a reasonable facsimile.

Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Toddler on March 12, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
Went for a run at the beach this morning before the weather got bad. Found this:

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Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: bork on March 12, 2010, 08:20:04 PM
Hey guys, we've got a NSFW forum.  Use it please...it needs more posts!
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Ganhyun on March 12, 2010, 10:52:56 PM
lol the NSFW forum is ruined already though.   :'(
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: brawndolicious on March 12, 2010, 11:39:59 PM
There should be a pictures/emoticons only rule to the NSFW thread.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2010, 12:16:33 AM
(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/Yj/amanda-seyfried-sexy-pic-0410-lg.jpg)

(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/mG/amanda-seyfried-nude-0410-lg.jpg)

hummmmmmmmmmina.

Lohan was hot in Mean Girls, but this is the chick that gave me the bigger boner
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: brawndolicious on March 13, 2010, 01:46:57 AM
I don't think she was on the A-team at the time man.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2010, 02:06:56 AM
On paper, I should think she's ugly. She's kind of pale, doesn't have much of an ass, is blond etc. But damn those eyes. I want her to watch me jo
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Ichirou on March 13, 2010, 05:12:00 AM
I'd do things to her that would make Lindsay Lohan blush.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 13, 2010, 01:23:58 PM
lacey chabert in lost in space :heart
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 13, 2010, 01:59:07 PM
Goddammit fistful, has a day ever gone by where you DIDN'T do or say something just fucking CREEPY?
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Raban on March 13, 2010, 02:45:51 PM
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So this is "fat"? I'd much rather hang on to a broad like this than some stick figure who needs a sandwich.

And she's got an accent *swooooooooon*

I'd bomb that thing like Vietnam
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 13, 2010, 02:49:12 PM
that sure is a "thing". I'd nuke it from orbit.  :yuck
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Raban on March 13, 2010, 02:51:24 PM
that sure is a "thing". I'd nuke it from orbit.  :yuck

                    (http://i42.tinypic.com/2nr0isp.jpg)
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2010, 07:40:38 PM
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So this is "fat"? I'd much rather hang on to a broad like this than some stick figure who needs a sandwich.

And she's got an accent *swooooooooon*
:drool
I'd rather hit this than just about anything Fistfull champions.

edit: what's her name?
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: etiolate on March 13, 2010, 08:18:56 PM
she looks like the neighbor from Reba
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 13, 2010, 08:39:47 PM
she looks like a big sloppy white mess. white wale, holy grail.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2010, 09:52:50 PM
Here's fistful's woman:

(http://z.about.com/d/miniatures/1/0/1/5/-/-/skeleton.jpg)

Oh yeah, work it baby! Check out that ribcage. She knows what she's got and how to use it. :drool
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 13, 2010, 09:57:02 PM
Here's fistful's woman:

(http://z.about.com/d/miniatures/1/0/1/5/-/-/skeleton.jpg)

Oh yeah, work it baby! Check out that ribcage. She knows what she's got and how to use it. :drool

I think fistful's ideal would be quite a bit youger than that
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 13, 2010, 09:59:01 PM
too tan
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2010, 10:01:51 PM
Here's fistful's woman:

(http://z.about.com/d/miniatures/1/0/1/5/-/-/skeleton.jpg)

Oh yeah, work it baby! Check out that ribcage. She knows what she's got and how to use it. :drool

I think fistful's ideal would be quite a bit youger than that

It's clearly not a full-sized skeleton, I think that qualifies it for "loli" status.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: naff on March 13, 2010, 10:55:17 PM
(http://sambasixtytwo.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/christina-hendricks-p6.jpg)

Christina Hendricks - Joan Holloway, head secretary from Mad Men  :hyper
Always thought this woman was a babe since I got into Mad Men. Nice
pics Corny.

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Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: chronovore on March 13, 2010, 11:15:59 PM
She had appearances in two of the best Firefly episodes. Yeah, redheads are sexy. :rock
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: etiolate on March 13, 2010, 11:24:35 PM
too tan
:lol
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Bloodwake on March 13, 2010, 11:44:59 PM
From the OP

First girl: she's alright.

Second girl: Christina Hendricks can stroke my dick anyday. She showed up in Life (a show on NBC) as well. Looked more like she did in Firefly. I'm definitely a fan.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Beezy on March 13, 2010, 11:51:20 PM
she looks like a big sloppy white mess. white wale, holy grail.
too tan
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 13, 2010, 11:58:01 PM
real talk. she has an ugly body and a pig face.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 15, 2010, 04:37:31 PM
Second girl: Christina Hendricks can stroke my dick anyday. She showed up in Life (a show on NBC) as well. Looked more like she did in Firefly. I'm definitely a fan.

Dude I loved Life! I was so surprised to see her on there.

Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2010, 04:59:23 PM
Corny what's the name of the chick you posted a few posts up
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 15, 2010, 05:03:54 PM
Which one? I haven't posted anything in days.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2010, 05:16:36 PM
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So this is "fat"? I'd much rather hang on to a broad like this than some stick figure who needs a sandwich.

And she's got an accent *swooooooooon*
:drool
I'd rather hit this than just about anything Fistfull champions.

edit: what's her name?
^^^

that chick
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 15, 2010, 05:28:28 PM
Ah, that's Sophie Reade.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 15, 2010, 05:30:50 PM
I'm in a benevolent mood today, I suppose.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2010, 05:31:38 PM
was hoping for porn  :'(
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Saint Cornelius on March 15, 2010, 05:33:12 PM
Well she's a page three girl so there's lots and lots of topless pics of her out there
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 15, 2010, 07:06:29 PM
Well she's a page three girl so there's lots and lots of topless pics of her out there

Maurice can't get off to just topless pics.  It has to be a minimum of a large black man defiling her, or preferably a cheeseburger.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 15, 2010, 07:12:26 PM
If I'm gonna fap, I want to see sex. I've seen boobs before irl (granted, 23 years ago), but I've never seen sex irl.
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Mupepe on March 15, 2010, 07:14:40 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 15, 2010, 07:23:06 PM
:rofl jesus
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 15, 2010, 09:06:17 PM
lmao
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: Beezy on March 16, 2010, 05:02:42 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Hotter than the sun (NSFW)
Post by: bud on March 16, 2010, 08:35:00 AM
:rofl

one of the hottest chicks i've ever jo'd to is erica campbell

she quit because of jesus :(

http://xhamster.com/movies/115326/erica_campbell_white_shirt.html