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Title: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 14, 2010, 01:30:30 PM
The 25-27 year old professional women I know are going apeshit over her new single "Blah Blah Blah," not just teenage girls.  I hear it almost every hour on the radio.

I don't get it.  I could see it for its dance value but considering every pop artist and their dog now makes club/dance music these days (or singles anyway) and generally does it better by default, why would you pick her stuff?  It isn't like she has sex appeal to go off of - she looks kind of busted and what you'd find dancing in the darker areas of a club.  Her appeal truly eludes me.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 14, 2010, 01:35:15 PM
She's cute when she's cleaned up.  Her whole dirty "image" is very manufactured.  She started out as a country singer ffs.

(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/30782331/Kesha+httpdailycom.jpg)
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Diunx on March 14, 2010, 01:36:06 PM
I still can't believe how much she sucks and how popular she is over there, luckily people aren't going apeshit over her like they do with lady gaga here I hope its stay that way.

lol she looks like a dude in that pic.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 14, 2010, 01:37:03 PM
You look like a dude in that pic.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 14, 2010, 01:37:35 PM
So Ichirou, basically she's another Katy Perry?
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2010, 01:41:58 PM
her album is selling well, surprisingly. i assumed she was another one hit wonder
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: OptimoPeach on March 14, 2010, 01:46:46 PM
"Cute" is definitely not what I would use to describe that thing in the pic above

So Ichirou, basically she's another Katy Perry?
She's much, much worse. Can't wait for the next flavor of the month to replace her
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 14, 2010, 01:47:55 PM
I mean that in the sense that she was a country singer who had to reinvent herself as some party chick to get some traction.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Beezy on March 14, 2010, 01:48:52 PM
She looks like a long lost Hanson in that pic.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 14, 2010, 01:59:03 PM
But Katy Perry has humongous titties so it's all good.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 14, 2010, 02:17:17 PM
she sort of looks like FatalT in that pic
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 14, 2010, 02:20:26 PM
look at how edgy she is, no other celebrity would dare flip off the camera and risk offense

(http://www.bpmmagazine.net/wp-content/gallery/kesha/img_5779.jpg)
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 14, 2010, 02:23:06 PM
Bla bla is fucking horrible.

I like Tik Tok btw
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 14, 2010, 02:23:17 PM
it also appears she requires the pumice power of lava brand soap for those hands
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2010, 02:29:10 PM
yikes. no wonder she thinks Mick Jagger is hot
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 14, 2010, 02:30:08 PM
Her music sounds awful to my ears.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 14, 2010, 02:42:01 PM
it also appears she requires the pumice power of lava brand soap for those hands

She looks like a fingernail biter if her hands are any indication.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 14, 2010, 03:59:38 PM
looks like shaun white with a bad dye job
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Akala on March 14, 2010, 04:45:05 PM
yikes. no wonder she thinks Mick Jagger is hot

I doubt she does, although the name drop surely stroked that crusty old ego.

It's pretty obvious it's a lazy way to rhyme something with 'swagger.'
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 14, 2010, 05:00:44 PM
Something something ripped off Uffie.
Would do Uffie over her anyway.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 14, 2010, 05:23:31 PM
It's all about production and *cough* charisma.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Himu on March 14, 2010, 05:49:26 PM
Who the fuck is Ke$ha
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 14, 2010, 05:58:20 PM
like if Uffie didn't shower for three weeks and also made bad music
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: GilloD on March 14, 2010, 06:45:17 PM
Uffie
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 14, 2010, 07:17:34 PM
Ke$ha stole Uffie's swagger :teehee
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 14, 2010, 07:28:45 PM
looks like shaun white with a bad dye job

There's a video of her on the internet from her junior high days, and she actually IS a fucking ginger.  she just dyes her hair blonde.

Your ginger detection systems are unparalleled in the ginger detection industry. :lol
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Donono on March 14, 2010, 07:40:12 PM
She kinda seems like a blond Peppermint Patty
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 14, 2010, 08:40:35 PM
I would definitely hit it, though.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 15, 2010, 07:39:42 AM
Who the fuck is Ke$ha

Consider yourself blessed.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: brawndolicious on March 15, 2010, 08:28:10 AM
Until now, I've never heard any of her songs (which are definitely shitty) and I can vaguely remember having heard her name on maybe the news or gaf or something but I had no idea she wasn't black.  I thought she was like a new beyonce or something.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: ch1nchilla on March 15, 2010, 08:31:11 AM
I'm not so sure we'd call what Uffie puts out "good music," but it's definitely much better than Kesha's fucking miserable, miserable music. Tik Tok was cool until I saw a live performance of it... a live performance so bad it ruined the song and Kesha forever.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: tiesto on March 15, 2010, 11:32:30 AM
Can't stand the Tic-Toc song, Uffie is much better. I like "MC's Can Kiss" by Uffie quite a bit, reminds me of Jet Set Radio music.

I would not want to go to any club that would play music like this.  :-X
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Green Shinobi on March 15, 2010, 11:41:23 AM
"Cute" is definitely not what I would use to describe that thing in the pic above

Ichirou already set the standard for objective debate on this forum so low that a midget couldn't limbo under it. Makes sense he'd lower the standard for cute girls as well.

Ichirou. Wrong on movies, wrong on Ke$ha.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 15, 2010, 11:42:20 AM
"Cute" is definitely not what I would use to describe that thing in the pic above

Ichirou already set the standard for objective debate on this forum so low that a midget couldn't limbo under it. Makes sense he'd lower the standard for cute girls as well.

It's over, you mental midget.  Get the fuck over it. :lol
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Green Shinobi on March 15, 2010, 11:45:56 AM
^ Driving the standard for witty comebacks into the ground as we speak.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 15, 2010, 11:46:38 AM
That chip on your shoulder is not a hot look, kid.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Tauntaun on March 15, 2010, 02:02:00 PM
They play this garbage you hit 'em right back!

[youtube=560,345]D5Hv0tsvpyU[/youtube]

Start a mosh pit and throw down! :punch :rock
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: FatalT on March 15, 2010, 02:17:06 PM
she sort of looks like FatalT in that pic

:lol
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: elektrikluv on March 15, 2010, 02:33:53 PM
This is the first I've heard of her. For some reason, from her name I thought she'd be black.

edit: After listening to tik tok ^ I've definitely heard it many times. But I've never heard Blah Blah Blah before.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 15, 2010, 04:12:41 PM
I bet you frequently brush your teeth with a bottle of jack, elektrik.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 15, 2010, 07:11:53 PM
"Cute" is definitely not what I would use to describe that thing in the pic above

Ichirou already set the standard for objective debate on this forum so low that a midget couldn't limbo under it. Makes sense he'd lower the standard for cute girls as well.

Ichirou. Wrong on movies, wrong on Ke$ha.

 :o
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 15, 2010, 07:19:49 PM
Dude keeps trying to pick fights he can't win, Admiral.  Just leave it alone.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 15, 2010, 07:27:15 PM
Uffie in some pictures looks like fistful material but who would take Kesha over her? :S
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: twerd on March 15, 2010, 09:53:48 PM
uffie's hotter and her music is slightly better, but they're still both really really shitty artists.

PLUS uffie's google images search turns up titties, so bonus points right there
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 15, 2010, 11:15:59 PM
I don't know wtf this Uffie person is.  Post sfw pix plz.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 15, 2010, 11:56:27 PM
(http://www.chicagoist.com/attachments/chicagoist_tankboy/2006_08_uffie.jpg)
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: ch1nchilla on March 16, 2010, 12:10:46 AM
They both look like they do way too much blow.

PS Uffie will be at Summer Sonic '10! I see you J-bore!
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 16, 2010, 12:13:44 AM
Nah Uffie actually looks healthy even when she's trying to look slum it.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: cool breeze on March 16, 2010, 12:17:50 AM
kemoneysignsha looks like brian peppers if they pulled him out like stretch armstrong and threw on a wig
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: ch1nchilla on March 16, 2010, 12:36:54 AM
Nah Uffie actually looks healthy even when she's trying to look slum it.

Uh...

(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/124/l_efad94225836493db9b4822248da3b53.jpg)

(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/30/l_a5ea98213867f5bec86d4ce099fc7849.jpg)
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 16, 2010, 12:50:49 AM
Yeah to me that's a girl having a good time but not being totally trashed.

Oh the photos I'm talking about are more the promo\fashion ones which are not sfw.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: demi on March 16, 2010, 02:04:48 AM
Never heard Tik Tok until... 2 minutes ago.

Gaga annihilates this scrub. At least, if Kesha isnt actually a joke persona
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 16, 2010, 02:10:29 AM
[youtube=560,345]Kye1X5PJBIo[/youtube]
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 17, 2010, 12:48:55 AM
Meh, Ke$ha and Uffie are excruciatingly bad.  It's like determining different tiers of shit: regardless of whether one or the other is dog shit or horse shit, both are shit regardless.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Ichirou on March 17, 2010, 03:36:50 AM
I like her explanation for the dollar sign in her name.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 17, 2010, 04:29:32 AM
she's so edgy! my inner 15yo girl self is impressed
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 17, 2010, 04:38:32 AM
It all made sense when she was like, 'My mother just wanted to have a baby'.
Title: Re: So Ke$ha...what is the story here?
Post by: Third on March 17, 2010, 11:56:53 AM
I hate everything about her.