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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 08:22:04 PM

Title: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 08:22:04 PM
(http://www.greatlakesbrewing.com/media/beer_profiles/ConwaysIrish_BottleGlass.jpg)

already 4 in

happy saint patty's day yall
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Himu on March 17, 2010, 08:32:37 PM
Knew you'd come back with your scarf between your legs, buddy.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 08:34:05 PM
scarfs are gone himumummumumumumumumumu

its 70 degrees here in nashville, I'm naked in my apartment

with a scarf wrpped around mah dick
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Bildi on March 17, 2010, 08:35:17 PM
So are you celebrating St Patty's or trying to forget you were banned from gaf?

Or both?
Title: Re: my night
Post by: elektrikluv on March 17, 2010, 08:37:14 PM
It doesn't have a vag engulfing it to warm it up.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 08:38:11 PM
true dat, double true
Title: Re: my night
Post by: DeathNote on March 17, 2010, 08:39:10 PM
when's the last time it had a vag?
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 08:40:36 PM
I'md under NDA, sprry
Title: Re: my night
Post by: DeathNote on March 17, 2010, 08:42:05 PM
keeping a lubed up flesh light on it might be more comfy
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 17, 2010, 08:51:41 PM
Do hipsters have sex with emotionless staring in the distant faces?

They have sex ironically.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Solo on March 17, 2010, 08:52:04 PM
Do they have sex?
Title: Re: my night
Post by: elektrikluv on March 17, 2010, 08:57:27 PM
No, because that way there is an incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs, thus irony is created. People expect heterosexual couples to have sex, but hipsters are too damn ironic for that.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 09:11:23 PM
I have sex with cajole

the plot thickens
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 17, 2010, 09:14:56 PM
I have sex with cajole

the plot thickens

See, he's not gay, so it's ironic that he would have sex with a man. A lot.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 09:17:23 PM
at least I don't have AIDS, kosma
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 17, 2010, 09:22:06 PM
The Irish places in Seattle been packed since early this morning, so we're going to the neighborhood Mexican restaurant. It's become an annual tradition.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 09:22:46 PM
goddamit that's fucking perfect.

this thread desaerves to be locked because of how perfect it turned out

wilco, you know what you must do
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Diunx on March 17, 2010, 09:23:24 PM
Back with a vengeance.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 09:23:49 PM
don't call it a comeback
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:25:20 PM
How long is your ban? I got 2 weeks for spoiling a 7 year old Korean movie.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 17, 2010, 09:25:29 PM
at least I don't have AIDS, kosma
More played out than the jeir-curl.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: etiolate on March 17, 2010, 09:25:52 PM
Not to mention having sex with a scarf around your dick is impossible I think.

I've seen some porn that disagrees with you.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: DeathNote on March 17, 2010, 09:26:45 PM
How long is your ban? I got 2 weeks for spoiling a 7 year old Korean movie.
at least it's not months
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Diunx on March 17, 2010, 09:31:54 PM
Not to mention having sex with a scarf around your dick is impossible I think.

I've seen some porn that disagrees with you.

Link pls.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 09:32:11 PM
two months for posting moobs

NOT for narcissism, solo
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:32:41 PM
I know the score, DeathByNarcissism!  :miyamoto

How long is your ban? I got 2 weeks for spoiling a 7 year old Korean movie.
at least it's not months

Did you get banned too or something?
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 09:36:22 PM
I love you solo, let us create a film together

bout james bond

and tits
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:37:48 PM
Thats every Bond movie!
Title: Re: my night
Post by: DeathNote on March 17, 2010, 09:38:58 PM
I know the score, DeathByNarcissism!  :miyamoto

How long is your ban? I got 2 weeks for spoiling a 7 year old Korean movie.
at least it's not months

Did you get banned too or something?
nah. just popped in ova hurr.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 09:39:10 PM
but like, big tits

bigger than plenty o'toole tits

 tits with nipples

Nipple Galore as the female lead

 
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 17, 2010, 09:39:17 PM
someone's sister is gonna get gaped tonight
Title: Re: my night
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 17, 2010, 09:39:44 PM
Spread dem' cheeks, BrandNew

someone's sister is gonna get gaped tonight

:rofl
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:40:06 PM
someone's sister is gonna get gaped tonight

Maurice has a sister?
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Brehvolution on March 17, 2010, 09:41:51 PM
Why the indecision prole? :teehee
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 09:42:32 PM
prole, none of that
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:43:00 PM
Why the indecision prole? :teehee

I saw creampie too  :lol
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 17, 2010, 09:43:35 PM
zero hero, because i realized i didn't know what a creampie actually WAS, and i hesitate to expose my lack of porn knowledge on a forum packed with experts :'(
Title: Re: my night
Post by: etiolate on March 17, 2010, 09:44:36 PM
I think a creampie is just the ejaculate being visible on the outside of the vagina.
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 17, 2010, 09:46:22 PM
booooooring
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Solo on March 17, 2010, 09:47:04 PM
Shoulda said "someone's sister is getting a Cleveland steamer tonight"
Title: Re: my night
Post by: BlueTsunami on March 17, 2010, 09:47:18 PM
I was going to make a moonpie joke, thinking its some sort of hilarious new but obvious term that has never been used but Urban Dictionary already knew whatsup
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 09:47:46 PM
I'm gonna have a pie now, thanks guys
Title: Re: my night
Post by: demi on March 17, 2010, 09:48:06 PM
Hooooooooooooooot creampies :drool
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 17, 2010, 09:48:57 PM
I'm gonna have a pie now, thanks guys

a slice of the ol' family recipe, i'm assuming

spoiler (click to show/hide)
is it cherry :drool
[close]
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Raban on March 17, 2010, 09:50:08 PM
Do hipsters have sex with emotionless staring in the distant faces?

They have sex ironically.

POTY nominee right here
Title: Re: my night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 17, 2010, 10:10:26 PM
nope, oreo pie

cheap college students ftw
Title: Re: my night
Post by: etiolate on March 17, 2010, 10:12:51 PM
black irish doesn't make for oreo pie
Title: Re: my night
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 18, 2010, 01:52:10 AM
wait who am i fucking?
Title: Re: my night
Post by: Tauntaun on March 18, 2010, 10:36:04 AM
That's not a picture of your sister.  >:(
Title: Re: my night
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 18, 2010, 10:42:14 AM
What the hell is going on in here? :lol

I got some moneys yesterday, spent on beer and cheer, had a fun time with some lovely people, hit the scale this morning and now regret all the beer (but not the cheer). :-\
Title: Re: my night
Post by: tiesto on March 18, 2010, 12:20:47 PM
What the hell is going on in here? :lol

I got some moneys yesterday, spent on beer and cheer, had a fun time with some lovely people, hit the scale this morning and now regret all the beer (but not the cheer). :-\

Heh, apparently my gym is doing a special where if a non-member brings in a bar receipt today (day after St Pat's), they get free access to the gym for the whole day. Specifically for those who partied a bit too much on St Pats.