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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 06:03:22 AM

Title: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 06:03:22 AM
Better than Boris' thread. Let me show you: The populatipon of Lebanon PA is 24,461 peepz. I am not tht drunk, but I am being honest.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2010, 06:05:30 AM
Fucking Christ, another one of these fucking threads.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: brawndolicious on March 21, 2010, 06:29:11 AM
So instead of getting drunk and getting laid, you get drunk and answer some internet people's questions?
Alcohol inhibits one of those things but lowers the inhibitions for the other thing.

GILLOD, would you sacrifice ONE INCH of your manhood in order to not be a teetotaler?
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 07:02:31 AM
So instead of getting drunk and getting laid, you get drunk and answer some internet people's questions?

I had sex onc elast night and twice this AM.

NEXT.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 07:02:48 AM
So instead of getting drunk and getting laid, you get drunk and answer some internet people's questions?
Alcohol inhibits one of those things but lowers the inhibitions for the other thing.

GILLOD, would you sacrifice ONE INCH of your manhood in order to not be a teetotaler?

No.

NEXT
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: MCD on March 21, 2010, 07:07:24 AM
YOU LIKE MEN
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 07:13:57 AM
YOU LIKE MEN

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Although I ocne kissed aguy tos teal his girlfriend and I did just that
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 07:20:34 AM
So instead of getting drunk and getting laid, you get drunk and answer some internet people's questions?

I had sex onc elast night and twice this AM.

NEXT.
How was he?

ZING.

With my wife who is pretty hot and has big boobs

NEXT
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: brawndolicious on March 21, 2010, 07:32:33 AM
Would you give up your foreskin for alcohol?

If you believe you would, would you perform the circumcision yourself in order to not be drunk all the time?  So either you're sober but you have an anteater or you're drunk as you want but with some unusual scarring.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2010, 07:38:15 AM
How does your wife feel about having married an alcoholic who inflicts these shit threads on us like once a week?
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 08:19:53 AM
How does your wife feel about having married an alcoholic who inflicts these shit threads on us like once a week?

She is mighty pleased by my gigantic penis. The rest, they say, is noise.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Barry Egan on March 21, 2010, 08:26:30 AM
what has been your favorite Korean meal?
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2010, 08:44:40 AM
How does your wife feel about having married an alcoholic who inflicts these shit threads on us like once a week?

She is mighty pleased by my gigantic penis. The rest, they say, is noise.

Much like all your drunk threads.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 09:07:01 AM
what has been your favorite Korean meal?

Kimchi Jigae. So good.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 09:20:23 AM
ATTENTION: As per special request, this will be the FINAL drunk thread of the Quarter. If you have any special questions, please ask them now.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Green Shinobi on March 21, 2010, 10:03:54 AM
what has been your favorite Korean meal?

Kimchi Jigae. So good.

Of all the foods in Korea, your favorite is fucking kimchi jigae?
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 21, 2010, 10:11:47 AM
Fucking Christ, another one of these fucking threads.

I agree.  Maybe someone should create a general drunk thread and just pile these inane threads into it whenever they are made.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: GilloD on March 21, 2010, 10:15:09 AM
what has been your favorite Korean meal?

Kimchi Jigae. So good.

Of all the foods in Korea, your favorite is fucking kimchi jigae?

Yes. I eat it everywhere. I am trying to find the best.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Powerslave on March 21, 2010, 10:23:06 AM
Have you ever noticed your name was an anagram of 'ill dog'?
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: tiesto on March 21, 2010, 02:22:59 PM
What do you think of people who spell Korea with a "C"?

http://www.goldsea.com/Air/Issues/Corea/corea.html (http://www.goldsea.com/Air/Issues/Corea/corea.html)
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 21, 2010, 02:59:42 PM
Someone tell me what my name is an anagram for, quick.

Also, a big :wag at all the people whining about drunk threads.  STFU.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Barry Egan on March 21, 2010, 04:11:51 PM
Someone tell me what my name is an anagram for, quick.

yaёre is th milf fork mob ???
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Barry Egan on March 21, 2010, 04:14:44 PM
I added the "th" for effect.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 21, 2010, 04:24:48 PM
Fucking Christ, another one of these fucking threads.

I agree.  Maybe someone should create a general drunk thread and just pile these inane threads into it whenever they are made.

I just post in the log thread when I'm drunk at all.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2010, 08:10:26 PM
Someone tell me what my name is an anagram for, quick.

Also, a big :wag at all the people whining about drunk threads.  STFU.

No, you. :wag
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Powerslave on March 21, 2010, 08:29:42 PM
Have you ever noticed your name was an anagram of 'ill dog'?

Have you ever noticed yours is an anagram for rape wolves

lol
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 21, 2010, 08:42:59 PM
It seems that the married guys are the ones who are drunk and stuck on the internet :smug
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 21, 2010, 08:51:16 PM
Someone tell me what my name is an anagram for, quick.

Also, a big :wag at all the people whining about drunk threads.  STFU.

No, you. :wag

So no getting drunk and then posting on EB while I'm over there?
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Ichirou on March 21, 2010, 09:21:18 PM
It's not the drunk threads themselves, it's the fact that they seem to be made at a rate of one or two a week.

Just do what T EXP suggested and make a general drunk thread.
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 22, 2010, 01:15:46 AM
It's not the drunk threads themselves, it's the fact that they seem to be made at a rate of one or two a week.

Just do what T EXP suggested and make a general drunk thread.

They also never contribute anything useful (i.e. nude pics).
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: drew on March 22, 2010, 01:20:21 AM
has your chin ever deterred you from performing a criminal act? (ie a ski mask would be rendered useless in a bank robbery given your unique profile)
Title: Re: Just a tiny bit drunk. Ask away
Post by: OptimoPeach on March 22, 2010, 03:36:20 AM
I'm super wasted and I can still type :smug