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Title: What elective surgery will you get with your new socialist health care?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 12:32:37 PM: Socialist health care! Yay! :hyper

Kevin Smith already responded to my question on Twitter. :lol

ThatKevinSmith Via @wfederman "What elective surgery you going to get first w/new socialist health care" 3 more inches. Then I can brag about my 4 incher.
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Post by: Positive Touch on March 23, 2010, 12:37:57 PM: where the fuck are the options for a mega man-style gun arm or some lazer eyes?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 12:39:28 PM: Done
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Post by: tehjaybo on March 23, 2010, 12:56:41 PM: I think the obvious choice is two penises. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
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Post by: Diunx on March 23, 2010, 12:58:11 PM: Definitely saving money for the abortions, you never know when you gonna need one.
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Post by: MCD on March 23, 2010, 12:59:29 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on March 23, 2010, 12:56:41 PM
I think the obvious choice is two penises. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
Dual wield.
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Post by: archie4208 on March 23, 2010, 01:03:35 PM: Can Obamacare provide me with a dozen fetuses so I can drink their blood and gain immortality?
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Post by: WrikaWrek on March 23, 2010, 01:06:37 PM: Always bet on gold like nanny said.
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 23, 2010, 01:06:59 PM: Lazers from muh eyez!
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Post by: tehjaybo on March 23, 2010, 01:07:22 PM: Quote from: The Business on March 23, 2010, 01:04:38 PM
When I was younger I was definitely pro-abortion: if I knocked a girl up I'd expect her to get one and not ruin my life. As I get older not only do I not expect the girl to bend to my will, but I feel like I wouldn't want her to go through the stress of an abortion. Is this normal?

No, what the hell is wrong with you? The abortions are half of the fun.
Title: Re: What elective surgery will you get with your new socialist health care?
Post by: Crushed on March 23, 2010, 01:10:14 PM: Eye lasers, duh. Everything else (except for saving the money for drive-thru abortion) could fuck up everyday living. Eye lasers, however, can be used in any situation.
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Post by: tehjaybo on March 23, 2010, 01:14:29 PM: Quote from: Crushed on March 23, 2010, 01:10:14 PM
Eye lasers, duh. Everything else (except for saving the money for drive-thru abortion) could fuck up everyday living. Eye lasers, however, can be used in any situation.

Two penises can be nothing but good, my good sir.
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Post by: Fragamemnon on March 23, 2010, 01:42:09 PM: where is the option for "math coprocessor" ? ???
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 23, 2010, 02:06:40 PM: Asshole rejuvenation surgery
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Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 02:21:56 PM: Quote from: The Business on March 23, 2010, 01:04:38 PM
When I was younger I was definitely pro-abortion: if I knocked a girl up I'd expect her to get one and not ruin my life. As I get older not only do I not expect the girl to bend to my will, but I feel like I wouldn't want her to go through the stress of an abortion. Is this normal?
I had an ex get an abortion and she was so fucked in the head after. I couldn't wish that on anyone. I don't see how it can't fuck with you if you're a normal person.
Title: Re: What elective surgery will you get with your new socialist health care?
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 02:29:15 PM: How about some surgery that will fairly pay doctors back for the work they've done?
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Post by: Mupepe on March 23, 2010, 02:31:15 PM: Pfft.
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 23, 2010, 02:32:36 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 02:29:15 PM
How about some surgery that will fairly pay doctors back for the work they've done?
socializedmedicalschoolology? maybe in a few years.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2010, 02:59:44 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 02:29:15 PM
How about some surgery that will fairly pay doctors back for the work they've done?

smooth groove annihilated. ten years of school down the drain :piss2
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 03:20:03 PM: :'( :'( :'( oh noes i wont be able to buy a yacht with all the unnecessary diagnostic tests i run on patients to artificially pad my bottom line :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 23, 2010, 03:21:06 PM: Now House M.D. will be able to work on middle class patients
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Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 03:22:56 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 03:20:03 PM
:'( :'( :'( oh noes i wont be able to buy a yacht with all the unnecessary diagnostic tests i run on patients to artificially pad my bottom line :'( :'( :'( :'(

yeah, all doctors do is order unnecessary diagnostic tests ::)
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Post by: Mandark on March 23, 2010, 03:26:48 PM: Yeah, cheap shot there.

They also anesthetize the hot patients so they can molest 'em.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 03:33:52 PM: :lol

PD and I had planned a long time ago to film porn in the clinic during my off hours.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2010, 03:35:46 PM: Gonna get my balls gold plated. Then an abortion.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2010, 04:10:59 PM: I hear that under the new bill, after nine abortions I get the tenth free. Holla!
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Post by: Himu on March 23, 2010, 04:11:27 PM: Gonna have to go with two penises.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on March 23, 2010, 04:12:24 PM: ass cheek implants

for tauntaun
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 23, 2010, 04:18:58 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on March 23, 2010, 04:12:24 PM
ass cheek implants

for tauntaun

You should just get some grips implanted in there for him.

:tauntaun
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Post by: Eric P on March 23, 2010, 04:27:54 PM: i'm going to get my head removed from my ass
Title: Reading response questions.
Post by: Mandark on March 23, 2010, 04:28:50 PM: JayDubya makes the exact same joke several times despite not getting a laugh.

For extra credit, explain how this could be interpreted as an allegory for his approach to politics.
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Post by: demi on March 23, 2010, 04:38:32 PM: Surgically implanted stomach

Willco's loss is my gain
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2010, 04:40:25 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 03:33:52 PM
:lol

PD and I had planned a long time ago to film porn in the clinic during my off hours.

cuckold with me, the persian chick, and your sister :smug
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 23, 2010, 06:17:44 PM: i am going to have my cock fixed with usb functionality so i can upload my jizz to your fat faces
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 23, 2010, 06:21:13 PM: Somebody has been watching Avatar :wag
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Post by: Smooth Groove on March 23, 2010, 06:24:38 PM: Where's the obvious option?

Everyone knows that all non-black men want to have a BBC.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 23, 2010, 06:27:01 PM: Are you done crying long enough to explain your avatar?
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Post by: Eric P on March 23, 2010, 06:53:40 PM: actually i'm going to force some people to become a human centipede
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Post by: Akala on March 23, 2010, 09:59:27 PM: I voted two cocks, but I'd go with 'math coprocessor' in a heartbeat. goddamn would that be awesome.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2010, 11:34:38 PM: Quote from: Akala on March 23, 2010, 09:59:27 PM
I voted two cocks, but I'd go with 'math coprocessor' in a heartbeat. goddamn would that be awesome.

What if you had a math coprocessor in the second cock?
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Post by: lennedsay on March 24, 2010, 12:17:27 AM: Thought a few others would go with machine gun tits. Odd one out :-\
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Post by: Groogrux on March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM: I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 24, 2010, 01:45:22 AM: Quote from: andrwfields on March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM
I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....

Lets do battle some day with our lazer eyes!...wait I'm Canadian :(
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Post by: Groogrux on March 24, 2010, 01:52:06 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on March 24, 2010, 01:45:22 AM
Quote from: andrwfields on March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM
I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....

Lets do battle some day with our lazer eyes!...wait I'm Canadian :(

Does that mean the beams will come out crooked? :lol
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Post by: demi on March 24, 2010, 01:53:17 AM: Quote from: andrwfields on March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM
I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....

Depends who its attached to. You seem like a good candidate. Saddle up
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Post by: drew on March 24, 2010, 01:57:13 AM: i know "peg leg" was a joke option, but its noke a joke in my case :-\
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Post by: lennedsay on March 24, 2010, 02:02:04 AM: :(
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 24, 2010, 03:58:18 PM: Particle cannon like Vash? :hyper
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Post by: Groogrux on March 24, 2010, 09:07:31 PM: Quote from: demi on March 24, 2010, 01:53:17 AM
Quote from: andrwfields on March 24, 2010, 01:33:35 AM
I went with teh lazer eyes!

Cause who would want two small penises....

Depends who its attached to. You seem like a good candidate. Saddle up

I haven't had the heart to come up with a real reply to this yet... :lol
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Post by: demi on March 24, 2010, 09:09:50 PM: It is ok to admit your faults.
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Post by: Groogrux on March 25, 2010, 01:29:28 AM: Isn't two enough? ;)
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Post by: demi on March 25, 2010, 01:35:31 AM: One is enough for me, hon.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 25, 2010, 01:50:54 AM: i'd get a second penis so i could effectively use arvie's second butthole :drool
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Post by: Smooth Groove on March 25, 2010, 01:58:25 AM: If I were to get a 2nd set of genitals, I'd rather have a vagina. I already know what male orgasm feels like, why not try something else?

Also, it'd be nice to have the vagina conveniently located in an area where I can easily sex myself.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2010, 02:06:11 AM: What if you got yourself pregnant?!
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Post by: Smooth Groove on March 25, 2010, 02:11:10 AM: I'll have the baby so that I can use its organs when I get old.
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Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2010, 02:15:14 AM: ...I want a vagina now too.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 25, 2010, 02:19:51 AM: I just want a pair of nice tits, I'd sit around and play with them all day.
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Post by: Groogrux on March 25, 2010, 03:14:42 AM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on March 25, 2010, 02:19:51 AM
I just want a pair of nice tits, I'd sit around and play with them all day.

Then you'd shoot your damn fingers off, thus forgetting that they come with a free set of machine guns installed.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2010, 03:41:58 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 25, 2010, 01:58:25 AM
If I were to get a 2nd set of genitals, I'd rather have a vagina. I already know what male orgasm feels like, why not try something else?

Also, it'd be nice to have the vagina conveniently located in an area where I can easily sex myself.

sounds like you just want to try a bbc without being gay
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Post by: Yeti on March 25, 2010, 03:25:53 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 25, 2010, 02:11:10 AM
I'll have the baby so that I can use its organs when I get old.

You won't need to worry about that under obamacare, I'm sure there will be plenty of aborted fetuses and senior citizens who fail the death panels to fill all of our medical needs.
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Post by: chronovore on March 27, 2010, 02:21:11 AM: Quote from: tehjaybo on March 23, 2010, 12:56:41 PM
I think the obvious choice is two penises. Double the pleasure, double the fun.

Yeah, but thanks to a rider added by Barbara Boxer, a second penis "must be affixed to the chin." :-\