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Title: Commando sucks.
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2010, 09:25:46 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandowrong.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 24, 2010, 09:26:16 PM
:rock
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 24, 2010, 09:26:58 PM
I always meant to get around to making more Commando GIFs. I should get on it.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 24, 2010, 09:27:50 PM
I always meant to get around to making more Commando GIFs. I should get on it.

Do it! Use your powers for good.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Ichirou on March 24, 2010, 09:28:29 PM
There are a lot of cool kills in that movie. :rock
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Barry Egan on March 24, 2010, 09:41:18 PM
Commando drinking games are the best.

"One shot every time Matrix mangles a large object with his bare hands"
"One shot everytime something homo-erotic happens"
"One shot every time Matrix kills someone with a farm tool"

:bow
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Diunx on March 24, 2010, 10:07:39 PM
The only reason I have for wanting kids in the future is to show them this movie.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Brehvolution on March 24, 2010, 10:10:13 PM
Going commando doesn't suck. ???
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 24, 2010, 10:10:45 PM
I have never seen Commando. I always heard it was a poor man's First Blood Part II.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 24, 2010, 10:11:19 PM
One of the greatest films ever made. A true masterpiece of the craft.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 24, 2010, 11:14:15 PM
Commando drinking games are the best.

"One shot every time Matrix mangles a large object with his bare hands"
"One shot everytime something homo-erotic happens"
"One shot every time Matrix kills someone with a farm tool"

:bow

I came up with my own GI Joe drinking game, one shot every time Duke says "I want in"
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2010, 11:38:55 PM
I have never seen Commando. I always heard it was a poor man's First Blood Part II.

End yourself.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Robo on March 24, 2010, 11:43:20 PM
Commando is probably the most pure realization of the 80's action genre.  It does everything stereotypical of the genre to a degree that would be humorous if it weren't so FUCKING AWESOME.  

Arnold petting a fucking wild deer in the opening montage always makes me laugh.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2010, 12:20:32 AM
Death threats?  Between this and calling me a pedo, you're getting real classy with the insults.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2010, 12:30:32 AM
Stay classy, Shinobi.  Keep fantasizing about murdering me, you sick fuck.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 01:12:11 AM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/johnmatrixjump.gif)

Edit: fixed
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 25, 2010, 01:51:28 AM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/johnmatrixjump.gif)

Edit: fixed

He didn't even get his upper body wet.  :lol
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2010, 01:59:26 AM
I remember freaking out when I first saw that scene.  I was like "If he was able to hide in there for the whole flight, wouldn't he freeze?!"  I was such a naive little kid. :lol
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 25, 2010, 02:09:06 AM
:bow John Matrix :bow2

the script is amazing, its kind of a precursor to The Last Boy Scout as in every line is a fucking one liner

and Brian Brown is so hommes its incredible. Homos love to wear leather pants
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Robo on March 25, 2010, 02:09:56 AM
LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 25, 2010, 02:41:36 AM
LET OFF SOME STEAM, BENNETT
did anybody at any time ever think that Bennett was a credible threat to Arnie?  I mean, really now? (http://www.cracked.com/article_15076_the-5-biggest-mismatches-in-movie-fight-history_p5.html)

Commando set the tone of Arnold's career, if it hadn't succeded, who knows what kind of career he might have had?
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: cool breeze on March 25, 2010, 02:52:38 AM
do a gif of when he picks up the phone booth

it's badass that his way of getting to Sully inside the phone booth was throwing it

[youtube=560,345]z4gcKyh7G48[/youtube]

Sully :bow2
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 03:02:31 AM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandophonebooth.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Bloodwake on March 25, 2010, 03:10:02 AM
So awesome. Sad to see someone already posted the most awesome part in the movie.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 03:17:12 AM
I usually try to limit to just over 3 MB, but I'll make an exception:

(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/arnolddeer.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Ichirou on March 25, 2010, 03:24:04 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 25, 2010, 03:37:54 AM
dang, even those names, careers and font are pretty damn 80's.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 03:43:11 AM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/letoffsomesteambennett.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 25, 2010, 03:44:58 AM
those are fucking awesome BTW.

I'd love to make some gifs, I don't have photoshop but I do have acess to tons of solid gold source material.  What do I need?
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 03:48:03 AM
I really don't know what else to use other than Photoshop. I use VirtualDub to cut out the piece of the AVI I want -- maybe you can find another GIF maker if you're concerned about staying legal.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 04:04:03 AM
Obligatory

(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandoilied.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 04:13:49 AM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandoexplosion.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 04:30:58 AM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandotestdrive.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2010, 05:04:49 AM

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: cool breeze on March 25, 2010, 09:30:40 AM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandophonebooth.gif)

 :lol

that scene is more awesome than I remembered
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Robo on March 25, 2010, 09:55:22 AM
Best thread on evilbore.

:bow Cajole :bow2
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Tauntaun on March 25, 2010, 11:11:44 AM
This sounds pretty good.

We used to do "negerzappen" in high school, you had to flip channels until someone spotted a black dude and then the person with the remote had to drink.

:rofl
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 25, 2010, 11:13:05 AM
[youtube=560,345]inTRblYTevk[/youtube]

:bow Commando :bow2
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2010, 03:11:41 PM
Commando drinking games are the best.

"One shot every time Matrix mangles a large object with his bare hands"
"One shot everytime something homo-erotic happens"
"One shot every time Matrix kills someone with a farm tool"

:bow

This sounds pretty good.

We used to do "negerzappen" in high school, you had to flip channels until someone spotted a black dude and then the person with the remote had to drink.

 :lol :lol :lol

 :'(
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 03:57:28 PM
Shed scene plz
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandoshedscene.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 04:05:07 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandocarseatremoval.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 04:14:35 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandocarflip.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 04:41:58 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandoswing.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 04:53:02 PM
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandofall1.gif)
(http://somewhatmanlynerd.com/gifs/commandofall2.gif)
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 25, 2010, 05:07:49 PM
How about just a gif of the entire movie, because there's not any part of it that isn't awesome.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: CajoleJuice on March 25, 2010, 05:08:32 PM
I seriously thought of that. I think my computer would explode.
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 25, 2010, 05:37:01 PM
triple icon cajole
Title: Re: Commando sucks.
Post by: The Sceneman on March 26, 2010, 06:12:54 AM
What about the opening sequence with him carrying a tree?

holy shit that would be a good gif