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Title: Which professional sports league is the worst?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 27, 2010, 10:19:49 PM
Tough choice.
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 27, 2010, 11:03:58 PM
I don't keep up on sports but why would you say nba?  Is this about lack of skill or too much vanity or what?
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Post by: Eric P on March 27, 2010, 11:08:40 PM
MLB. Major league BORING
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Post by: Rman on March 27, 2010, 11:13:12 PM
What's with the digs at the NBA, Wilco? Beef with David Stern?
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Post by: ManaByte on March 27, 2010, 11:30:58 PM
The NBA has the worst fucking fans on the planet:
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5L366YJJBU[/youtube]

That's NOT an Onion video.
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Post by: Himu on March 27, 2010, 11:33:20 PM
NBA or WNBA?

Why not just go with "pro basketball" in general?
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Post by: Himu on March 27, 2010, 11:34:09 PM
I don't keep up on sports but why would you say nba?  Is this about lack of skill or too much vanity or what?

Too much vanity, too much mememememe, regular season is boring, too many games.

Playoffs, however, is amazing.

That said, basketball is still my favorite sport.
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Post by: Bocsius on March 27, 2010, 11:43:21 PM
All NBA seasons should be strike shortened like the 99 season. 50 games is just about right.

That said, I voted WNBA.

But back to the NBA... how many players do you know by name? Average guy on the street?

LeBron, Kobe, Wade, KG, Carmelo, Dwight Howard, Nowitzki, Nash, Amare, Jason Kidd, Chris Paul, Durant? That about cover it? There are 8 teams that can play, 22 that can't. Of the 8, only 3 or 4 are actual threats to win a title. And on those, it usually rests all on one player. Great league.

On the other hand, it's not like MLB is much better. 3 or 4 teams that can win. Yankees, Red Sox, Angels, and Phillies.  It's great if you're a fan of one of those teams. If you're a fan of the Royals or Pirates, on the other hand, you tune out in mid-April.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on March 27, 2010, 11:55:11 PM
MLB. Major league BORING
This.* Enjoy your snoozeball.

*Obviously I'd be saying WNBA if that were actually a professional sports league

The NBA has the worst fucking fans on the planet:
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5L366YJJBU[/youtube]

That's NOT an Onion video.
Clearly you've never seen soccer riots
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 28, 2010, 12:06:12 AM
I always never got fighting sports, especially UFC.  Like sports were originally invented to build up the skills needed to beat the shit out of each other.  Not to actually beat the shit out of each other.  I mean, at least boxing has some restrictions but UFC just suddenly got so popular now and to me it honestly feels like watching NASCAR.  It might require a lot of skill and technical knowledge to race a car like that but what are the fans interested in other than the car crashes?

About the fans, they're great actually.  I noticed this a lot with weight-lifting and mma fans where they like appreciate the thousands of hours of conditioning a fighter would need not to get his ass humiliated.  I actually have one friend where whenever he sees some guy with a UFC shit or cap or whatever in the gym who obviously doesn't train regularly, he goes up to him and starts talking to him about UFC and gets him to claim that he knows his shit around a ring and then he challenges him to either take off the UFC shirt or get into the ring.  If the democrats were UFC fans, we would have had a single-payer system.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on March 28, 2010, 12:17:59 AM
I always never got fighting sports, especially UFC.  Like sports were originally invented to build up the skills needed to beat the shit out of each other.  Not to actually beat the shit out of each other.  I mean, at least boxing has some restrictions but UFC just suddenly got so popular now and to me it honestly feels like watching NASCAR.  It might require a lot of skill and technical knowledge to race a car like that but what are the fans interested in other than the car crashes?
derp derp da derp derp derp STFU distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

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Post by: Veidt on March 28, 2010, 12:23:56 AM
awesome OP :lol
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Post by: OptimoPeach on March 28, 2010, 12:30:42 AM
Muslim. OHHHHHHH WHAT NOW
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 28, 2010, 12:33:19 AM
My initial, knee-jerk reaction when I clicked on this thread was "man, I can't wait to vote for the NHL" but then I remembered that we're talking about "professional" and "sports" here, so I guess the NBA wins.
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 28, 2010, 12:35:01 AM
I always never got fighting sports, especially UFC.  Like sports were originally invented to build up the skills needed to beat the shit out of each other.  Not to actually beat the shit out of each other.  I mean, at least boxing has some restrictions but UFC just suddenly got so popular now and to me it honestly feels like watching NASCAR.  It might require a lot of skill and technical knowledge to race a car like that but what are the fans interested in other than the car crashes?
derp derp da derp derp derp STFU distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
:bow
I'm not saying the fighters are unskilled at all.  It's just the idea of a spectator sport where you pay to see a demonstration of an ass-kicking seems stupid. I mean, most people know how to do a three-point shot or whatever but I can count on one hand finger how many people I know that can truly follow and train in the martial arts in these MMA sports.  They don't just watch a guy get kicked in the temple and put in a sleeper hold and marvel at how cool it looks.
Title: Re: Which professional sports league is the worst?
Post by: OptimoPeach on March 28, 2010, 12:48:33 AM
I mean, most people know how to do a three-point shot or whatever but I can count on one hand finger how many people I know that can truly follow and train in the martial arts in these MMA sports.  They don't just watch a guy get kicked in the temple and put in a sleeper hold and marvel at how cool it looks.
Uhh. So? How many people do you know that have the aptitude and athleticism to be in the NFL or NBA?
Title: Re: Which professional sports league is the worst?
Post by: brawndolicious on March 28, 2010, 01:07:59 AM
I mean, most people know how to do a three-point shot or whatever but I can count on one hand finger how many people I know that can truly follow and train in the martial arts in these MMA sports.  They don't just watch a guy get kicked in the temple and put in a sleeper hold and marvel at how cool it looks.
Uhh. So? How many people do you know that have the aptitude and athleticism to be in the NFL or NBA?
Well the average person can do pretty much anything you see happening in those sports.  Just not as fast or with as much skill and certainly not as often.
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Post by: etiolate on March 28, 2010, 02:07:28 AM
MLB

There's no reason to watch unless you root for one of the few elites. League is trash. NBA would be next, but Stern has to destroy the league even more to even catch up to how fucked up baseball is.
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Post by: Beezy on March 28, 2010, 02:08:48 AM
I mean, most people know how to do a three-point shot or whatever but I can count on one hand finger how many people I know that can truly follow and train in the martial arts in these MMA sports.  They don't just watch a guy get kicked in the temple and put in a sleeper hold and marvel at how cool it looks.
Uhh. So? How many people do you know that have the aptitude and athleticism to be in the NFL or NBA?
Well the average person can do pretty much anything you see happening in those sports.  Just not as fast or with as much skill and certainly not as often.
:lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2010, 02:19:22 AM
My initial, knee-jerk reaction when I clicked on this thread was "man, I can't wait to vote for the NHL" but then I remembered that we're talking about "professional" and "sports" here, so I guess the NBA wins.

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Title: Re: Which professional sports league is the worst?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 28, 2010, 03:45:44 AM
Real talk:  David Stern is probably the worst thing to ever happen to professional basketball, of all time EVER.  Give Roger Goodell the reins of this amateur hour operation for just a WEEK and shit would get fixed.
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Post by: Himu on March 28, 2010, 03:54:07 AM
Yes.
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 28, 2010, 03:55:26 AM
Nothing is worse then Nascar, although I would consider the NBA a strong second placer.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 28, 2010, 04:16:59 AM
Nothing is worse then Nascar, although I would consider the NBA a strong second placer.

Turning left for hours on end is even less of a sport than whatever the fuck hockey is.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on March 28, 2010, 04:43:39 AM
Whatever you soccer league is called. Pelle. Beckham. Nobody gives a shit.
Title: Re: Which professional sports league is the worst?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2010, 04:48:41 AM
NCAA tournament>>>entire NBA season/playoffs
Title: Re: Which professional sports league is the worst?
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 28, 2010, 04:55:10 AM
NCAA tournament>>>entire NBA season/playoffs

Until they ruin it by expanding to 96 teams.  GOOD JON, NCAA.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on March 28, 2010, 05:02:43 AM
Just no, PD
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Post by: ManaByte on March 28, 2010, 08:55:37 AM
I never liked the NHL or the MLB.

Also whats with the NBA hate, its been a while since I followed it. what happened?

It's not the NBA. It's called the Kobe Show.
Title: Re: Which professional sports league is the worst?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 28, 2010, 10:04:19 AM
Every year when March Madness rolls around, it pretty much highlights why the NBA is unwatchable nowadays.
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Post by: brob on March 28, 2010, 11:13:03 AM
Italian or Spanish football. Absolutely disgraceful corruption of the sport.  :yuck
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 28, 2010, 11:32:37 AM
MLS barely qualifies as a professional sport in the United States, we don't even really care about it. The players threatened to strike this year, and everyone just laughed at them. :lol

College hoops and football are more popular than the MLS.

Maybe pee-wee hockey too.
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Post by: Herr Mafflard on March 28, 2010, 11:40:10 AM
MLS: where disillusioned, ageing soccer stars go to die.

Don't worry, Willco. We don't care about it either.
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Post by: brob on March 28, 2010, 11:59:27 AM
Italian or Spanish football. Absolutely disgraceful corruption of the sport.  :yuck
Someone never saw Saudi football.

Jinfash and AgentWhiskers should chime in too, this shit needs to be revealed to a couple of nutjob foreigners.
Any random-ass country's football is abysmal. Norwegian football is so infinitely shitty.


 
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 28, 2010, 12:02:47 PM
Have any of you guys seen "Winning Time: Reggie Miller vs. The New York Knicks"?

Man, NBA Basketball used to be awesome.

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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 28, 2010, 12:04:59 PM
Oh, I agree. The worst offense is that the NBA used to be awesome, and legitimately fun to watch.
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 28, 2010, 12:13:33 PM
I always never got fighting sports, especially UFC.  Like sports were originally invented to build up the skills needed to beat the shit out of each other.  Not to actually beat the shit out of each other.  I mean, at least boxing has some restrictions but UFC just suddenly got so popular now and to me it honestly feels like watching NASCAR.  It might require a lot of skill and technical knowledge to race a car like that but what are the fans interested in other than the car crashes?
derp derp da derp derp derp STFU distinguished mentally-challenged fellow
:bow
I'm not saying the fighters are unskilled at all.  It's just the idea of a spectator sport where you pay to see a demonstration of an ass-kicking seems stupid. I mean, most people know how to do a three-point shot or whatever but I can count on one hand finger how many people I know that can truly follow and train in the martial arts in these MMA sports.  They don't just watch a guy get kicked in the temple and put in a sleeper hold and marvel at how cool it looks.

If its entertaining and requires some competitiveness then its a sport people watch. Simple and clean.
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Post by: brob on March 28, 2010, 12:19:52 PM
Italian or Spanish football. Absolutely disgraceful corruption of the sport.  :yuck
Someone never saw Saudi football.

Jinfash and AgentWhiskers should chime in too, this shit needs to be revealed to a couple of nutjob foreigners.
Any random-ass country's football is abysmal. Norwegian football is so infinitely shitty.


 
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You have obviously never watched the Saudi League.

There's this joke we have here that goes like "A saudi guy was talking to a brazillian player and asked him "When we die, all the good guys go to heaven and all the bad guys go to hell, what happens when you die?" The brazillian player answered "the good go to heaven and the bad go to the Saudi League" "

Doesn't translate well in english but I guess you can understand it.
Well, I recently learned that Saudi Idol is a poetry competition, so I guess I'll assume the worst... 
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Post by: Herr Mafflard on March 28, 2010, 12:23:45 PM
Don't most Saudis follow Egyptian soccer anyway?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 28, 2010, 02:13:53 PM
Every year when March Madness rolls around, it pretty much highlights why the NBA is unwatchable nowadays.

And not just March Madness. The conference tournaments are great too. Sure some bullshit goes on during march madness (Duke getting the easiest bracket) but overall the play is fast, referees aren't heavily influencing things, there's little star treatment (program treatment? sure), etc.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 28, 2010, 02:26:33 PM
All Basketball is pretty damn boring. A battle of stamina to see who gets the last basket :derp

Football is where its at and World Cup soccer is fucking epic

I've relegated Baseball as background noise on the off occasion where I want to bandwagon the Red Sox
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 28, 2010, 02:29:38 PM
I love me some baseball, especially since I can watch the NL on the regular now. I can see why people might get tired of watching the AL, it's practically a glorified 162-game Home Run Derby - but the NL has a lot of strategy because of the composition of the lineups and its more pitching-centric.
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Post by: tiesto on March 28, 2010, 07:04:23 PM
Girlfriend is a big baseball fan, I'll watch it but it usually just puts me to sleep. Hockey is by far my favorite sport.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 28, 2010, 07:24:47 PM
Girlfriend is a big baseball fan, I'll watch it but it usually just puts me to sleep. Hockey is by far my favorite sport.

This "hockey" you speak of, sir... I am afraid I have yet to hear of it here in the civilized sporting world.  Pray tell, what sort of contest is it?
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 28, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
:bow Hockey :bow2

BasebLOL  :lol not even gonna dignify MLB with a monkeypiss
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 28, 2010, 07:45:07 PM
Hockey is totally "not sure if want". My experience with the Olympics has sort of piqued my interest. Theres genuine moments of "breath holding" tension here and there. Lots of these sports are mired by overly long seasons though, which I can't get into.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 28, 2010, 07:49:34 PM
NHL's rapid expansion into the sunbelt was one of the dumbest things ever - can't think of a comparable catastrophy from any league other than general dumbfuckery by David Stern. I don't know why anyone who grew up in those regions would all of a sudden take to a sport played on ice other than as a novelty.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 28, 2010, 07:51:52 PM
Hockey is totally "not sure if want". My experience with the Olympics has sort of piqued my interest. Theres genuine moments of "breath holding" tension here and there. Lots of these sports are mired by overly long seasons though, which I can't get into.

My only complaint with baseball (aside from the fact that the Mets have yet to be contracted, of course) is the absurdly long Bataan Death March of a season.  When the WS ends in fuckin' November, you got problems.

On the flip side, I think this is why the NFL is so successful, to be honest.  16 games, then four more in the playoffs.  I'm honestly not sure that increasing the regular season to 18 games like they're rumored to be thinking about is that good of an idea!
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Post by: Bloodwake on March 28, 2010, 07:58:26 PM
This thread is basically the most true thing I've ever read.

First of all, baseball is boring. Period. Not even beer makes it entertaining. Second of all, the NHL MIGHT be entertaining if the season wasn't so fucking long and anyone other than Canadians gave a fuck about the sport.

I must say that I am entertained by soccer, but the only good teams play overseas. That again makes it fucking hard to give a shit. While it seems like more people (at least around here) care about soccer than hockey, the only real time to watch soccer is on the by chance that ESPN is showing some british league game at like three in the afternoon.

The NBA WAS entertaining during the 90s. Every team had a story and I enjoyed watching them compete. So fucking awesome to see shit like the Pacers/Knicks playoff games. Keep in mind that during the nineties one team won the title six times. Another team won back to back titles. IT WAS STILL AWESOME.

Sorry, the hijinks Barkley used to get in kicked the shit out of Iverson bitching about practice.

Oh yeah, in case you haven't heard, the Cavs are the Lakers in this year's finals. Fucking boring. The NCAA tournament is so much better than the NBA's whole season it's embarrassing.
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Post by: Himu on March 28, 2010, 07:59:08 PM
More leagues should be like the NFL. Having NFL Sunday (and Monday) tradition is awesome and Saturday should be MLB Saturday or some shit.
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Post by: Himu on March 28, 2010, 07:59:35 PM
This thread is basically the most true thing I've ever read.

First of all, baseball is boring. Period. Not even beer makes it entertaining. Second of all, the NHL MIGHT be entertaining if the season wasn't so fucking long and anyone other than Canadians gave a fuck about the sport.

I must say that I am entertained by soccer, but the only good teams play overseas. That again makes it fucking hard to give a shit. While it seems like more people (at least around here) care about soccer than hockey, the only real time to watch soccer is on the by chance that ESPN is showing some british league game at like three in the afternoon.

The NBA WAS entertaining during the 90s. Every team had a story and I enjoyed watching them compete. So fucking awesome to see shit like the Pacers/Knicks playoff games. Keep in mind that during the nineties one team won the title six times. Another team won back to back titles. IT WAS STILL AWESOME.

Sorry, the hijinks Barkley used to get in kicked the shit out of Iverson bitching about practice.

Oh yeah, in case you haven't heard, the Cavs are the Lakers in this year's finals. Fucking boring. The NCAA tournament is so much better than the NBA's whole season it's embarrassing.

Baseball is the funnest to play and arguably the most strategic, though.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 28, 2010, 07:59:53 PM
Baseball is the greatest sport ever. Not sure why I love it so, might be that I played it for years and was indoctrinated as a Mariners fan at an early age.
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Post by: Himu on March 28, 2010, 08:04:37 PM
Playing in little league helped.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 28, 2010, 08:12:10 PM
Playing in little league helped.

I stated when I was six and played all the way through high school. Also umpired little league games when I was in junior high and high school. When we'd go to Mariners games as a kid, I'd bring my own score book and keep score of the game.

:bow BASEBALL :bow2
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Post by: tiesto on March 28, 2010, 08:24:23 PM
I like hockey because it's fast paced, and the action doesn't come to a complete halt too often (my main complaints about football and baseball are the lags in between the action, usually a 10:1 ratio in terms of downtime to action). Not to mention, the fighting and checking and stuff. It's just a shame that my preferred team sucks and can't even make the playoffs. Also used to play street hockey all the time as a kid (I was goalie).
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Post by: BlueTsunami on March 28, 2010, 08:26:03 PM
World Cup this June is gonna own so hard :punch
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 28, 2010, 08:27:47 PM
World Cup this June is gonna own so hard :punch

This is true, World Cup is always awesome.  When the US gets eliminated, at least everyone can join together to hate on the French.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on March 28, 2010, 08:27:50 PM
Playing in little league helped.

I stated when I was six and played all the way through high school. Also umpired little league games when I was in junior high and high school. When we'd go to Mariners games as a kid, I'd bring my own score book and keep score of the game.

:bow BASEBALL :bow2

:rock
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 28, 2010, 10:26:58 PM
I started tee-ball when I was five and continued with baseball until I injured myself in high school. Baseball rocks. I agree with Triumph, the season is too long. The post season is pretty much written in stone sometime after the All-Season break. If baseball added a salary cap and expanded the playoffs, I think it would be even more successful.
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Post by: Boogie on March 28, 2010, 10:44:19 PM
I can't believe nintenho compared MMA to fucking NASCAR.

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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 01:46:18 AM
I started tee-ball when I was five and continued with baseball until I injured myself in high school. Baseball rocks. I agree with Triumph, the season is too long. The post season is pretty much written in stone sometime after the All-Season break. If baseball added a salary cap and expanded the playoffs, I think it would be even more successful.

Expand the playoffs, add a salary cap and chop like forty games off the season.  Boom.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2010, 01:48:06 AM
I wish I could get into baseball. I listen to a lot of  sports radio, and it sounds interesting hearing all the bitching about the Tigers. But meh, can't get into it.
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Post by: brawndolicious on March 29, 2010, 02:03:11 AM
I can't believe nintenho compared MMA to fucking NASCAR.
oh so you don't think it takes any skill at all to be able to drive a car at those speeds?  they're both tough things to do but MMA but neither is very good as a spectator sport.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 03:13:17 AM
Also- all future fantasy leagues with me as commissioner will be auction drafts.  Suck on it, haters.