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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 07:25:54 PM

Title: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 29, 2010, 07:25:54 PM
I for one am shocked by this news. (http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/29/ricky.martin.gay/?hpt=T2)
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Himu on March 29, 2010, 07:26:25 PM
I'd do him.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Robo on March 29, 2010, 07:26:34 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Ichirou on March 29, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
Everybody knew this already.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 29, 2010, 07:31:23 PM
What a dick.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Himu on March 29, 2010, 07:31:26 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why no? You can still do him.

:tauntaun
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Robo on March 29, 2010, 07:32:19 PM
Because now I'll look like a poof for having all those Ricky Martin posters in my bedroom.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: etiolate on March 29, 2010, 07:32:41 PM
Does it count as coming out of the closet when the closet door has been open for ten years and everyone's been watching you play around inside it?
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Ichirou on March 29, 2010, 07:33:59 PM
So it turns out he's been livin' la vida loca all along. :teehee
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Himu on March 29, 2010, 07:34:52 PM
Because now I'll look like a poof for having all those Ricky Martin posters in my bedroom.

RoboJ: No one can know my secret
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 29, 2010, 07:36:09 PM
His music hasn't aged well at all.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Smooth Groove on March 29, 2010, 07:36:42 PM
Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

He'll advise them to find a good beard like he did.  
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Ichirou on March 29, 2010, 07:42:56 PM
Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

He'll advise them to find a good beard like he did.  

And then give him a Christian side hug.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Diunx on March 29, 2010, 07:46:32 PM
The 90s are crashing down all around me!
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Brehvolution on March 29, 2010, 07:58:16 PM
So it turns out he's been livin' la vida cocka all along. :teehee

Fixed
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 29, 2010, 08:00:24 PM
Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

is having buttsex an essential part of being gay? many of the gay folks i know would dispute that

also, duders have a prostate -- you can check if you're not sure :teehee
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Powerslave on March 29, 2010, 08:00:50 PM
cool closetstory bro
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 29, 2010, 08:18:47 PM
Prole can't catch a break  :lol

How the mighty have fallen!
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: WrikaWrek on March 29, 2010, 08:47:23 PM
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/m-night-shyamalan.jpg)
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: chronovore on March 29, 2010, 08:50:57 PM
The 90s were crushed for me when I found out that Britney Spears wasn't hot after all.  :(

This killed me, too.

Who knew it was even possible to get an upskirt shot of the era's most famously sexy vixens, exposing her panty-less, shaved va-jesus, and it looks like she's smuggling Uncle Fester's grimacing mug under her dress.
 :-X :-\ :'(
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 29, 2010, 08:59:39 PM
The 90s are crashing down all around me!

The Macarena guys are still straight, right?
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Powerslave on March 29, 2010, 09:01:08 PM
Britney Spears was never hot enough. Try Christina Milian or Kylie Minogue.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Ichirou on March 29, 2010, 09:04:37 PM
The 90s are crashing down all around me!

The Macarena guys are still straight, right?

They got gay married as soon as Spain allowed it, dude.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2010, 09:10:11 PM
Id like to know what Prole thinks of gays and how they have buttsex.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/23w9mdh.gif)(http://i40.tinypic.com/23w9mdh.gif)(http://i40.tinypic.com/23w9mdh.gif)(http://i40.tinypic.com/23w9mdh.gif)
"marriage is the grand climax"
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Ichirou on March 29, 2010, 09:15:05 PM
Prole: "TVC, you don't have buttsecks, do you?  I could never hang out with someone who puts their neener where the poopoo comes out."

TVC: "...uh, yeah, I totally don't have buttsex."

Prole: "Oh, phew." *awkward Christian side hug*
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2010, 09:22:31 PM
"wanna try cowgirl position?

"mayhaps we try reverse cowgirl position instead? you know how i prefer not to see you unclothed"
(http://i40.tinypic.com/23w9mdh.gif)(http://i40.tinypic.com/23w9mdh.gif)
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Ichirou on March 29, 2010, 09:23:47 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl

"Sweetie, how about we do it with one of us blindfolded?  I hear that's kind of kinky."

"Great, I'll wear the blindfold! That way I don't have to see anything while we perform the bestial act."
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Powerslave on March 29, 2010, 09:26:12 PM
change prole's name to Professor Prude
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Bloodwake on March 30, 2010, 03:40:31 PM
change prole's name to Professor Prude

lmfao. So awesome.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: CurseoftheGods on March 31, 2010, 02:21:31 AM
This thread... :rofl
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Beezy on March 31, 2010, 02:40:52 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: brob on March 31, 2010, 02:47:24 AM
prole needs to leak a sextape or something... All his e-cred slipping away. :(
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Diunx on March 31, 2010, 03:02:04 AM
Just don't let gaffers find out about professor prude and all will be well.
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: Groogrux on March 31, 2010, 01:18:47 PM
Next you guys are going to tell me that Madonna is over 50.  I can't handle all of this shock.  :lol
Title: Re: Ricky Martin has "teh ghey"
Post by: lennedsay on March 31, 2010, 01:24:22 PM
Somewhere Greatness Gone is crying and masturbating furiously.