Isn't it okay in Japanese culture to cop a feel if you like what you see?
Elbow Tit
The act of purposely rubbing a woman’s breasts with your elbows in a packed club as she tries you to pass you.
Usually perpetrated by lonely, weird guys that never ever hookup.
Jason "Dude, did you hook up at all last night?"
Randal "Zero man, all I got all night was elbow tit all night."
Isn't it okay in Japanese culture to cop a feel if you like what you see?
No pics? leper Ichirou, super icon mupepe.
I want her to sit on my face, omg.
QuoteElbow Tit
The act of purposely rubbing a woman’s breasts with your elbows in a packed club as she tries you to pass you.
Usually perpetrated by lonely, weird guys that never ever hookup.
Jason "Dude, did you hook up at all last night?"
Randal "Zero man, all I got all night was elbow tit all night."
Reminds me of the time when I was also working in a record store, and this one dude was just totally clueless about the fact that this one chick who worked there was into him. The guy told me that he liked to keep a respectful distance from women becuase he had grown up in a house with a bunch of sisters or something like that. The girl ended up fucking our bald, dorky assistant manager (who was WAY too much into politics and hated good music) in the back room after closing.Oh shit. :rofl
Reminds me of the time when I was also working in a record store, and this one dude was just totally clueless about the fact that this one chick who worked there was into him. The guy told me that he liked to keep a respectful distance from women becuase he had grown up in a house with a bunch of sisters or something like that. The girl ended up fucking our bald, dorky assistant manager (who was WAY too much into politics and hated good music) in the back room after closing.
Reminds me of the time when I was also working in a record store, and this one dude was just totally clueless about the fact that this one chick who worked there was into him. The guy told me that he liked to keep a respectful distance from women becuase he had grown up in a house with a bunch of sisters or something like that. The girl ended up fucking our bald, dorky assistant manager (who was WAY too much into politics and hated good music) in the back room after closing.
That manager wasn't the man she deserved but the one she needed right then and there... and so she'll fuck him because he can take it... because he's not a hero... he's a bald, dorky assistant manager... a Pity Fuck...
What's TDK?
What's TDK?
The Dark Knight
Ask her out.
Ask her out.
She has a boyfriend, and it's pretty serious, they moved here together from Kyushu. I bet he taps dat ass every night. :heartbeat
Yeah, no pics. Her face is just okay, but ESE CULO, omg.Ichi, wtf. You're doing it wrong.
She's walking behind me right now.
Maybe if you had $200, you could buy a new one.
My cell phone is about five years old. The camera on it has been broken for about four years. :(
I was on Vodafone, then it became Softbank. I'm not sure WHAT my contract is now, honestly.
One time as a drunken prank I stole a friend's phone and went into the bathroom to take a picture of my dick. When I was in the stall, I took the picture and it made a loud camera-like sound and the guy in the stall next to me said, "what the fuck?!"
I didn't say anything. I just held my breath until he left.
One time as a drunken prank I stole a friend's phone and went into the bathroom to take a picture of my dick. When I was in the stall, I took the picture and it made a loud camera-like sound and the guy in the stall next to me said, "what the fuck?!"
:rofl
You should have been like "Yeah, what the fuck was that?!"
QuoteYou crazy jappis and your cam noises, here you can take pics of any ass you want without anyone finding out
this sort of stuff happens a lot here in Japan, so i can see why they want an enforced way of stopping you perving away.
that said, it doesn't stop dudes jacking it on the trains - which i've been (un?)fortunate enough to see several times.
Perhaps cocks should come with an alarm that goes off when it's being fondled? Like a tinkling bell sound?
Wait. So you're saying that in Japan, none of the phones come with the option to turn the camera sound off?I'm pretty sure it's on purpose to hinder the perverts.
Wait. So you're saying that in Japan, none of the phones come with the option to turn the camera sound off?I'm pretty sure it's on purpose to hinder the perverts.
Recently saw a high school kid browsing hardcore porn vids on his phone while playing pocket billiards standing up on the train, a mere foot away from my wife and daughter. I proposed tossing him bodily off the train but my wife shot me down. She just seemed amused by it.Interesting. That's the kind of scenario where my wife would have sent me after the guy, and I'd happily have obliged. Start yelling at guys like that in English, bang, they make as if to disappear. And they're less likely to do that shit again. :punch
:japancry
Recently saw a high school kid browsing hardcore porn vids on his phone while playing pocket billiards standing up on the train, a mere foot away from my wife and daughter. I proposed tossing him bodily off the train but my wife shot me down. She just seemed amused by it.Interesting. That's the kind of scenario where my wife would have sent me after the guy, and I'd happily have obliged. Start yelling at guys like that in English, bang, they make as if to disappear. And they're less likely to do that shit again. :punch
:japancry
how can a man sidehug himself without pics, i ask the silent walls of the internet
If two men sidehug in the woods, is it still Christian :'(
Recently saw a high school kid browsing hardcore porn vids on his phone while playing pocket billiards standing up on the train, a mere foot away from my wife and daughter. I proposed tossing him bodily off the train but my wife shot me down. She just seemed amused by it.Interesting. That's the kind of scenario where my wife would have sent me after the guy, and I'd happily have obliged. Start yelling at guys like that in English, bang, they make as if to disappear. And they're less likely to do that shit again. :punch
:japancry
My wife fears my fiery Irish temper getting out of control, I guess. She's always telling me to stay away from weirdos on the train for fear that someone will freak out and stab me or something. I assume your wife is Osaka-born?
then the schoolgirls on the bus cheer, take your pants off and suck yer dick?No. WTF, man. You watch to many adult vidz.