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Title: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on April 01, 2010, 08:05:01 PM: http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/01/charlie.sheen.leaves.show.ppl/index.html

FUCK YOU I HATE YOU BROOKE MUELLER

BEST SITCOM OF ALL TIME DESTROYED :'( :'( :'(

Jon Cryer plus Charlie Sheen equaled the perfect comedy combo. :(
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Boogie on April 01, 2010, 08:06:34 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 01, 2010, 08:05:01 PM

BEST SITCOM OF ALL TIME DESTROYED :'( :'( :'(

Just because it's April Fool's Day, doesn't mean you can't spout whatever crazy shit you feel like.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Diunx on April 01, 2010, 08:07:54 PM: Leper Ichirou, make tshirts that say "kosma and green shinobi were right"
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on April 01, 2010, 08:10:22 PM: Leper Diunx, make shirts that say "SAVE TWO AND A HALF MEN."
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 01, 2010, 08:15:23 PM: Ichi, this is an April's Fool joke post, right?

'cause I thought you've got good taste, being a supposed film snob.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Powerslave on April 01, 2010, 08:28:44 PM: Quote from: Diunx on April 01, 2010, 08:07:54 PM
Leper Ichirou, make tshirts that say "kosma and green shinobi were right"

lmao
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on April 01, 2010, 08:46:20 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 01, 2010, 08:15:23 PM
Ichi, this is an April's Fool joke post, right?

'cause I thought you've got good taste, being a supposed film snob.

Um, are Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen suddenly not veteran film actors? Wall Street, Pretty in Pink?

Jon Cryer in No Small Affair changed my frickin' life.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on April 02, 2010, 09:11:06 PM: So apparently Sheen leaked the story so the network would give him more money per episode.

:bow Charlie Sheen :bow2

GIVE HIM ANYTHING HE WANTS
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Post by: Diunx on April 02, 2010, 09:29:12 PM: God I hope they cancel this shit already, the little fat kid is not even fat or little anymore, now is two men and a weird looking teenager.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on April 02, 2010, 09:30:27 PM: :(
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 02, 2010, 10:07:16 PM: Hopefully the use the fact that Chubby McChubbs is now a teen and do a teen pregnant episode
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on April 02, 2010, 10:31:15 PM: with the obvious twist that Charlie Sheen turns out to be the dad
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 03, 2010, 01:07:50 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 01, 2010, 08:46:20 PM

Jon Cryer in Hiding Out changed my frickin' life.
.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 03, 2010, 02:14:17 AM: [youtube=560,345]GdjsX_hOW34[/youtube]

Jon Cryer plays a 16 year old kid who basically browbeats a 22 year old Demi Moore into fucking him.

:rock pity sex :rock
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: bud on April 03, 2010, 09:53:20 PM: this show lost its charm when the kid grew up
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: bdoughty on April 04, 2010, 05:27:54 PM: Quote from: bud on April 03, 2010, 09:53:20 PM
this show lost its charm when the kid grew up

I second this emotion.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 05:35:13 PM: This show is awesome and its had the greastest assemblage of hot tail for Charlie Sheen's character to nail ever.

If you don't like Two and a Half Men there is a good chance you are gay.

Just saying...
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Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 05:36:16 PM: People still watch sitcoms that have laugh tracks in 2010?

I bet Jose here thinks Big Bang Theory is cutting edge comedy.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: bud on April 04, 2010, 05:42:54 PM: well, i still watch and enjoy seinfeld reruns.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: bdoughty on April 04, 2010, 05:52:57 PM: Quote from: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 05:35:13 PM
This show is awesome and its had the greastest assemblage of hot tail for Charlie Sheen's character to nail ever.

Nothing can touch Seinfeld, Jerry wins by a landslide. Though numerous points are deducted for the episode with Janeane Garofalo
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:53:23 PM: Wait, people actually watch this show?
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 05:56:00 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:53:23 PM
Wait, people actually watch this show?

For a standard network sitcom its fine. Better than average in fact. It's essentially The Odd Couple remade. I totally get that's not what most people on a forum are looking for. It's not cutting edge comedy ala arrested developmented something in the least nor the best comedy but for what it is its fine.

And I'm dead serious about the hot women on the show. They are amazing.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 05:57:25 PM: I think my mother watches this show. She also watched Becker. That about sums it up.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 05:58:47 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 05:57:25 PM
I think my mother watches this show. She also watched Becker. That about sums it up.

Becker had no regular rotating cast of hot women in it. Therefore it sucked unlike Two and a Half men.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 05:59:31 PM: Seinfeld gets a free pass since everything then was laugh tracks.

Quote from: bdoughty on April 04, 2010, 05:52:57 PM
Quote from: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 05:35:13 PM
This show is awesome and its had the greastest assemblage of hot tail for Charlie Sheen's character to nail ever.

Nothing can touch Seinfeld, Jerry wins by a landslide. Though numerous points are deducted for the episode with Janeane Garofalo
I think the creator of Seinfeld may have created another comedy show you are forgetting!
Quote from: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 05:56:00 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 05:53:23 PM
Wait, people actually watch this show?

For a standard network sitcom its fine.

Um, by what standard? CBS is the only network channel that still does primarily the live studio audience style sitcom. Modern Family, The Office, 30 Rock...etc are more of a standard sitcom in terms of what is more out there on network tv.

CBS is the only one still doing that, and they happen to be the channel of old people so it isn't that shocking they are the last left.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 06:02:19 PM: The American Office is about as standard and mindless a sitcom as you can get. If any of you are watching that or How I Met your mother (both shows which seem to be popular with hipsters I notice) then you better not be throwing stones at two and a half men.

I liked the Wire before it was cool so I can withstand any hipness contest when it comes to tv taste.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 04, 2010, 06:04:16 PM: Guys, guys - no one here is a hipster.

... except Eric P. 8)
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 06:05:52 PM: I don't watch the office anymore, that show grew boring to me after a few seasons. My sitcom lineup I watch is It's Always Sunny, Curb, 30 Rock, Parks and Recs, & Community.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 06:07:39 PM: I watch The Office more out of a mangled sense of tradition and routine than for what I actually get out of the show, which is...not a lot. But I've seen my fair share of Two and a Half Men clips and what have you, and aside from the occasional super softcore fap material I see nothing that could make it as successful as it's been. It's just so standard and middlebrow.

Parks and Rec and Community are where I'm at now :bow
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 06:07:50 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 06:05:52 PM
I don't watch the office anymore, that show grew boring to me after a few seasons. My sitcom lineup I watch is It's Always Sunny, Curb, 30 Rock, Parks and Recs, & Community.

You mean hipster Thursday as I like to call it.

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I watch all those shows also on torrents eventually
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Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 06:09:34 PM: Sunny and Curb are on hiatus :-\

But yeah, both of those blow away anything else on television. Including Two and a Half Men.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 06:10:24 PM: If you would rather watch this
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QfjunQPbfU[/youtube]

over this
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ewr4BSTr8Q[/youtube]

then well...uh I dunno what to say.
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Post by: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 06:13:09 PM: Yes because we only watch the cream of the crop when it comes to TV or music. I think I'm gonna stalk you now Cheebs whenever you mention you watched something or listened to a song and unless it meets my critical approval you are done son.

Done!

Of course those shows are better than Two and Half men! I'm not brain dead. Life is filled with a lot of time to kill. I can like something that is undeniably great and also something I view as a somewhat guilty pleasure but yet is also enjoyable that isn't a favorite of a critical mindset.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 06:14:22 PM: HIIIIIIYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Good lord that clip is awful :lol I think Jake purposely chose a terrible clip, though. .....Or did he?
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 06:16:15 PM: I never understood why the gay brother is the one with the kid?
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 06:21:56 PM: Quote from: Stoney Mason on April 04, 2010, 06:13:09 PM
Yes because we only watch the cream of the crop when it comes to TV or music. I think I'm gonna stalk you now Cheebs whenever you mention you watched something or listened to a song and unless it meets my critical approval you are done son.

Done!

Of course those shows are better than Two and Half men! I'm not brain dead. Life is filled with a lot of time to kill. I can like something that is undeniably great and also something I view as a somewhat guilty pleasure but yet is also enjoyable.
I watch like 6 sitcoms and not to mention like 298343 other shows. I am not going to start tring to find tv time to watch something I think is painfully bad just to make up for some guilty pleasures in music/movies I have!

A bad clip eh Trahan? I didn't seek it out. I just put in two and half men and it was on the first page. Here are some I haven't even watched! I bet they are terrible.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nETauoTzgIM[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFpogb48ERs[/youtube]

Here is a video of 30 Rock I have no idea what is included:
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xKBw8xL6WE[/youtube]
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Post by: bdoughty on April 04, 2010, 06:22:30 PM: Cheebs,

You are watching Two and a half men the wrong way. * This only works if you do not speak Dutch.

[youtube=560,345]6uyjayxV5js[/youtube]
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 04, 2010, 06:25:57 PM: Quote from: bdoughty on April 04, 2010, 06:22:30 PM
Cheebs,

You are watching Two and a half men the wrong way. * This only works if you do not speak Dutch.

[youtube=560,345]6uyjayxV5js[/youtube]

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 04, 2010, 06:28:37 PM: Two and a half men is what is wrong with America.
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It is okay, disposable viewing.
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 04, 2010, 06:29:35 PM: Wow, the show really is amazing* :bow

*When it's not in English
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Cheebs on April 04, 2010, 06:30:07 PM: Quote from: bdoughty on April 04, 2010, 06:22:30 PM
Cheebs,

You are watching Two and a half men the wrong way. * This only works if you do not speak Dutch.

[youtube=560,345]6uyjayxV5js[/youtube]
I'd watch that
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Ichirou on April 04, 2010, 07:18:08 PM: I've never actually seen Two and a Half Men. I think it started airing after I moved to Japan.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on April 04, 2010, 11:53:18 PM: So it's just Two Men now? ???
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: etiolate on April 05, 2010, 12:25:06 AM: Quote
Yes because we only watch the cream of the crop when it comes to TV or music

Actually, that is pretty much how I am. I think the crappiest show I watch is Bones, but its main actors are good TV actors at least. I can't set my life to revolve around a TV schedule or videogame schedule. If I am spending time on entertainment, it better be good shit.
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Post by: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 12:51:29 AM: It's kinda hard to watch a shitty show week after week. It takes investment. What is the point of watching a show every week unless you really love it? A shitty movie is a one time thing.
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Post by: Stoney Mason on April 05, 2010, 01:02:24 AM: I watch no show during its regular prime time network run. I'm generally gaming or doing something else during that time. That still leaves however plenty of time to veg out on TV during slow weekends. The same time I would have often spent watching shitty movies or going to see most shitty movies. Especially the popular ones.

Every episode I've seen of most of my "non-critic" style shows is then. It's why I've seen plenty of shows like Monk, or Psych, or Burn Notice, or the dozens of other TV shows that are below A grade and often just very bland but I've still seen em. They play all these shows on marathon on all the cable networks that exist.
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 01:04:33 AM: If you're willing to concede that they're bland and not very good I still don't get why you take the effort to watch them at all, though. Like you said there's more enjoyable things you could be doing with that time.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 05, 2010, 01:08:13 AM: Yeah I'm gonna drop this. ???

Not worth arguing over. I've tried to sort of explain that Two and a Half Men isn't appointment TV for me. It's simply TV that's on. I have never seen every episode of the show. I'm not embarrased that I like it. It's a fine waster of 30 mintues for me. If it isn't for you then that's cool to . I'm not trying to convince you that the show is awesome or something you must watch outside of the first few joke posts I made. It's a fine way to kill some time If I have nothing to do. Like all the other things that are timewasters. (Like playing videogames)
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 01:20:43 AM: When it comes to tv I never watch anything live. I season pass on dvr the shows I like and due to the fact its something I "have" to watch every week a show better keep me interested for me to stay invested. I don't channel surf and randomly watch stuff I always have far too much on my dvr for that.
Title: Re: Charlie Sheen leaving Two and a Half Men?! FUCK PLEASE NO!!!!!
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 05, 2010, 01:22:32 AM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 05, 2010, 01:20:43 AM
When it comes to tv I never watch anything live. I season pass on dvr the shows I like and due to the fact its something I "have" to watch every week a show better keep me interested for me to stay invested. I don't channel surf and randomly watch stuff I always have far too much on my dvr for that.

This. And I hardly even watch anything on an actual television; mostly only Curb and Sunny. Basically everything else I watch online, and if they posted full Curb/Sunny episodes online around the same time as they aired the episodes (and not a week later like Hulu does for Sunny, meh) I wouldn't use the TV at all.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 05, 2010, 07:33:39 AM: I like the show. I really wish I gave a shit what the collective nerdhive thinks about the show but I really can't. :'(
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 05, 2010, 11:06:02 AM: Its such a by the numbers ordeal. A lot of its success is attributed to it being background noise. I don't watch tv programming hardly ever anymore so I'd rather watch other stuff on streaming sites.