THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 06, 2010, 05:34:03 PM
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Holy fuck :bow :bow :bow
http://www.avclub.com/articles/longunseen-helen-mirrenjoe-pesci-prostitution-movi,39858/ (http://www.avclub.com/articles/longunseen-helen-mirrenjoe-pesci-prostitution-movi,39858/)
Love Ranch, a film first shopped around in 2008 for a presumable 2009 release then held up indefinitely by the financial woes of Capitol Films, is now slated to hit theaters in June. Well, a few theaters anyway, according to The Hollywood Reporter. The film will open in "seven to 10 North American cities" in June before expanding if the release goes well.
What is Love Ranch, you ask? It's the story behind the 1971 founding of The Mustang Ranch, Nevada's first legal brothel. Directed by Taylor Hackford (Ray, The Devil's Advocate, etc.), it stars Hackford's wife, Helen Mirren, and Joe Pesci, making only his second big-screen appearance since Lethal Weapon 4 in 1998. (He had a small part in the 2006 film The Good Shepherd.) Co-stars include Gina Gershon, Bryan Cranston, and Bai Ling. Is this a case of a good movie being held back by bad breaks or something that should never see the light of day under any circumstances? Looks like we'll find out sometime soon.
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Have you guys seen Joe Pesci lately? Look at this sexy motherfucker
(http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lc/time_for_heroes_3_080609/joe_pesci_2449305.jpg)
:bow Day One :bow2
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God damn it, I thought this was an article about Joe Pesci having some wild sex mansion out in texas and I scroll down to see a picture of Pesci with a ten year old girl :omg
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I thought the picture and the article went together and it was really confusing. :lol
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:shh
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Pesci's facial hair makes me want to make cinnamon toast and then vomit it up.
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It looks like it's sprayed on with MS Paint :lol
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(http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/de_la_hoya_golf_classic_3_010609/joe_pesci_5304454.jpg)
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JP :-*
Why did he seemingly fall off the face of the earth for the last 10 years or so? Dude is a great character actor.
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JP :bow2
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Is he holding a bottle of BBQ sauce? That is pretty weird product placement. ???
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It makes the children taste better. :teehee
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Billy Mays is Dead
There must be another...
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does Gina Gershon/Helen Mirren get any sorts of nekkid?
this is relevant to my interests.
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(http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/de_la_hoya_golf_classic_3_010609/joe_pesci_5304454.jpg)
Haha. That is EXACTLY what a rat would look like if it fell into a magic potion and got turned into a person
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Or if you hit Robert Deniro with a shrink ray that didn';t quite work
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The discoloring on the beard is throwing me off. It looks like he just finished sucking exhaust out of a giant tailpipe.
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I don't know if he looks handsome or like an albino gorilla covered in pubic hair.
Could be both.
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Why on earth hasn't he worked in so long? He steals every movie he appears in. He could have owned the Sopranos. Weird.
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Why on earth hasn't he worked in so long? He steals every movie he appears in. He could have owned the Sopranos. Weird.
He wanted to spend time away from movies and work on a music career.
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The discoloring on the beard is throwing me off. It looks like he just finished sucking exhaust out of a giant tailpipe.
Or rimmed someone who had too much iron in their diet
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Did anyone see the Good Shepherd? Apparently he had a cameo in that.
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yeah, he was in it for about 40 seconds. They aged him up, but it was unmistakeably him.
the movie's not bad either.
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Why on earth hasn't he worked in so long? He steals every movie he appears in. He could have owned the Sopranos. Weird.
I think Pesci on the Sopranos would've entered the shark-jumping zone.
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We need more threads about celebrity facial hair.
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No, sorry. Pesci on the Sopranos would have made me watch a lot more sopranos.