THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on December 19, 2006, 06:23:27 PM
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Harry or Ron?
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:lol
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Niether for me. I pick MALFOY :-* :heartbeat
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Hermione. Easily.
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Hermione looks like she has a pretty big wang. Good choice!
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Hermoine has an oversized clit. In fact, Ron says it's like a tiny cock.
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Hermoine has an oversized clit. In fact, Ron says it's like a tiny cock.
Which speaks LOADS about him that I don't even want to think about... :-*
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Harry
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Harry
Oh please, like you wouldn't do both of them at the drop of a hat and snowball Ron's prepubescent dog water.
Whore. :-*
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Wow, is that in the new book? BECAUSE IF SO....
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Wow, is that in the new book? BECAUSE IF SO....
Its an added scene in Willco's adapatation of Book Six. :-*
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Hermione looks like she has a pretty big wang. Good choice!
Hell yeah
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Harry. That Daniel Radclaff has some body.
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Snape
I'd make him say "I'll EAT your ASS OUT...with a SPOON, DRINKY OF LOCKSLEY!!!"
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Because, you twit, it's DULL! It'll hurt!
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:hyper
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I enter the Gryffindor common room using the invisibility cloak, then I'd slowly make it to the boy's room. Once inside Ron would be waiting for me, his long penis erect and pointing to the moonlight. The fire of his ginger crotch excites me as I cat walk to his bed, slowly inching down on it. I grab Ron's penis: it's not big, but big enogh for an underage wizard of 16. Ron's soft moan ring my ears with longing, but me must be quiet for Harry lies a mere yard away. I slowly grab the bed sheets and throw them over us; darkness surrounds our throbbing bodies until I faintly murmer "lumos". Ron is already in position, waiting for my last magic trick. I lose track of time as I slowly enter and exit his body, his moans the only noise in the castle. Like a rise of the moon my penis determines the time of climax, and after what seems to be ages I finally let loose a stream of white fluid all over his ginger taint. With a kiss I wave goodbye, put my invisibility cloak back on, and disappear into the darkness.
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Ginny :shh
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Lucius Malfoy and Snape 3-way please. I like mature men.
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I enter the Gryffindor common room using the invisibility cloak, then I'd slowly make it to the boy's room. Once inside Ron would be waiting for me, his long penis erect and pointing to the moonlight. The fire of his ginger crotch excites me as I cat walk to his bed, slowly inching down on it. I grab Ron's penis: it's not big, but big enogh for an underage wizard of 16. Ron's soft moan ring my ears with longing, but me must be quiet for Harry lies a mere yard away. I slowly grab the bed sheets and throw them over us; darkness surrounds our throbbing bodies until I faintly murmer "lumos". Ron is already in position, waiting for my last magic trick. I lose track of time as I slowly enter and exit his body, his moans the only noise in the castle. Like a rise of the moon my penis determines the time of climax, and after what seems to be ages I finally let loose a stream of white fluid all over his ginger taint. With a kiss I wave goodbye, put my invisibility cloak back on, and disappear into the darkness.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/309poj7.gif)
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I enter the Gryffindor common room using the invisibility cloak, then I'd slowly make it to the boy's room. Once inside Ron would be waiting for me, his long penis erect and pointing to the moonlight. The fire of his ginger crotch excites me as I cat walk to his bed, slowly inching down on it. I grab Ron's penis: it's not big, but big enogh for an underage wizard of 16. Ron's soft moan ring my ears with longing, but me must be quiet for Harry lies a mere yard away. I slowly grab the bed sheets and throw them over us; darkness surrounds our throbbing bodies until I faintly murmer "lumos". Ron is already in position, waiting for my last magic trick. I lose track of time as I slowly enter and exit his body, his moans the only noise in the castle. Like a rise of the moon my penis determines the time of climax, and after what seems to be ages I finally let loose a stream of white fluid all over his ginger taint. With a kiss I wave goodbye, put my invisibility cloak back on, and disappear into the darkness.
Bullshit, you are so totally a bottom.
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I enter the Gryffindor common room using the invisibility cloak, then I'd slowly make it to the boy's room. Once inside Ron would be waiting for me, his long penis erect and pointing to the moonlight. The fire of his ginger crotch excites me as I cat walk to his bed, slowly inching down on it. I grab Ron's penis: it's not big, but big enogh for an underage wizard of 16. Ron's soft moan ring my ears with longing, but me must be quiet for Harry lies a mere yard away. I slowly grab the bed sheets and throw them over us; darkness surrounds our throbbing bodies until I faintly murmer "lumos". Ron is already in position, waiting for my last magic trick. I lose track of time as I slowly enter and exit his body, his moans the only noise in the castle. Like a rise of the moon my penis determines the time of climax, and after what seems to be ages I finally let loose a stream of white fluid all over his ginger taint. With a kiss I wave goodbye, put my invisibility cloak back on, and disappear into the darkness.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/309poj7.gif)
:lol
Cracks me up everytime I swear.
TVC: I'd be a top. Although one of my gay friends told me he's always a bottom and has never been a top, which doesn't make sense to me. Perhaps my ideas on gay sex are naive, but wouldn't it make more sense for one person to be a top, then when the other guy is done he'd become a bottom? That way both get a chance to do both and everyone is satisfied.