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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2010, 06:16:37 PM

Title: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2010, 06:16:37 PM

I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing A Black Man Into This House... (http://www.theonion.com/articles/i-wont-have-my-daughter-bringing-a-black-man-into,17246/)

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 13, 2010, 06:19:49 PM

Quote from: Wrath2X on April 13, 2010, 06:18:55 PM

The thread title should have been Himuro and Beezy.

Poor PD, still can't get pussy.

Wow ethered :rofl

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 13, 2010, 06:21:44 PM

Quote

What is the world coming to when this can happen right in your very own home? Thirty minutes from now, a young black man will be sitting in my den, and I don't even have my shotgun handy. I took it to the antique shop to be relacquered last week, which is too bad, because it really looks nice hanging over the mantle next to the hand-carved wooden duck decoys. Now Marlon won't get the full effect of the hunting tableau, which is really what anchors the whole room.

 :lol

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Veidt on April 13, 2010, 06:22:10 PM

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR6DaBawsZI#t=0m14s [/youtube]
This would go well with that link

What a crazy place EB is. 3 black guys, a jew and an arab ALL in the same thread.

Someone should destroy this place already.

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Third on April 13, 2010, 06:26:57 PM

I would't mind if my future daughter would marry a black man. He must be well educated though.

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Veidt on April 13, 2010, 06:28:07 PM

Quote from: Third on April 13, 2010, 06:26:57 PM

I would't mind if my future daughter would marry a black man. He must be well educated though.

You can trust me. I speak Dutch. Promise me her virginity.

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Himu on April 13, 2010, 06:28:32 PM

TOUGH LUCK

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 13, 2010, 06:29:07 PM

PD is well educated
He'd also probably  still be a virgin as well :smug

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Himu on April 13, 2010, 06:29:46 PM

Quote from: Veidt on April 13, 2010, 06:22:10 PM

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR6DaBawsZI#t=0m14s [/youtube]
This would go well with that link

What a crazy place EB is. 3 black guys, a jew and an arab ALL in the same thread.

Someone should destroy this place already.

You're black too :(

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Beezy on April 13, 2010, 06:31:37 PM

:rofl

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Veidt on April 13, 2010, 06:33:31 PM

Quote from: Himuro on April 13, 2010, 06:29:46 PM

Quote from: Veidt on April 13, 2010, 06:22:10 PM

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR6DaBawsZI#t=0m14s [/youtube]
This would go well with that link

What a crazy place EB is. 3 black guys, a jew and an arab ALL in the same thread.

Someone should destroy this place already.

You're black too :(

Don't remind me :(

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I didn't count PD as black

[close]

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 13, 2010, 06:33:58 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Himu on April 13, 2010, 06:34:54 PM

This part

"Jesus H. Christ. This is all my fault, isn't it? You try to raise them right, to show them the way things work in this world. Maybe if I'd been stricter with Lucy back then, she wouldn't be sauntering around my house with a black man, pretty as you please, without first giving her old man a heads-up so he can do the dishes that are piled up in the sink right there where everyone can see them."

:lol

Dad: Our daughter is bringing home a black man?!
Mom: We better do the dishes! We wouldn't want him to do them!
Dad: I agree!

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Beezy on April 13, 2010, 06:35:52 PM

 :lol

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 13, 2010, 06:37:43 PM

"My poor daughter, she was tight yesterday."  :santocry

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Himu on April 13, 2010, 06:38:25 PM

"What is the world coming to when this can happen right in your very own home? Thirty minutes from now, a young black man will be sitting in my den, and I don't even have my shotgun handy. I took it to the antique shop to be relacquered last week, which is too bad, because it really looks nice hanging over the mantle next to the hand-carved wooden duck decoys. Now Marlon won't get the full effect of the hunting tableau, which is really what anchors the whole room."

:lol

Title: Re: Dear Himuro, Phoenix Dark and Beezy:
Post by: Veidt on April 13, 2010, 06:42:58 PM

goddam
wish the world was like that IRL :lol