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Title: Spitzer's Prostitute does Playboy :o
Post by: Ichirou on April 13, 2010, 07:28:16 PM: There are not enough :spitzer emoticons for this.

(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/348/adplayboyopt.jpg)

Just when :spitzer was trying to move ahead with his life and there was even an article on CNN a few days ago talking about whether he would run for some sort of elected office in the future. :lol
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Post by: Robo on April 13, 2010, 07:33:53 PM: Meh. Shoulda done Hustler.
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Post by: bork on April 13, 2010, 07:35:30 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on April 13, 2010, 07:33:53 PM
Meh. Shoulda done Hustler.

That comes later.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 13, 2010, 07:37:06 PM: I really hate Playboy. They airbrush so much the photos always end up looking like cheesy paintings.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 13, 2010, 07:42:25 PM: I just read Playboy for the articles.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 13, 2010, 07:43:00 PM: her giant head isn't even centered correctly on her neck
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 13, 2010, 07:46:17 PM: also jesus wept is that a story about dave barry's vasectomy in a titty mag

who is in charge of putting this magazine together nowadays, exile them
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 13, 2010, 07:57:09 PM: She looks like that chick in Good Will Hunting. I can't even remember her name but I've always thought she was kinda fug.
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Post by: drew on April 13, 2010, 08:19:40 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on April 13, 2010, 07:33:53 PM
Meh. Shoulda done Vivid Video.

fixed
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Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2010, 08:27:47 PM: Spitzer is amazing. I really hope New York can accept him again. He is a very smart guy. Every time he is on Bill Maher he just completely owns everybody.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 13, 2010, 10:45:47 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 13, 2010, 07:42:25 PM
I just read Playboy for the articles.

No joke, they have great interviews.
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Post by: Positive Touch on April 13, 2010, 11:00:03 PM: what in the fuck i can't even find these pics online
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Post by: Diunx on April 13, 2010, 11:04:23 PM: Quote from: Green Man on April 13, 2010, 10:49:10 PM
Erotic Fiction by Ethan Coen!?

Sold.

That does sounds pretty interesting.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 13, 2010, 11:51:15 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on April 13, 2010, 11:00:03 PM
what in the fuck i can't even find these pics online

I don't think it's out yet.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2010, 01:53:56 AM: I'd vote for Spitzer. He'd be a good senator/congressman imo
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Post by: Cheebs on April 14, 2010, 02:51:00 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2010, 01:53:56 AM
I'd vote for Spitzer. He'd be a good senator/congressman imo
Thats what was so sad about his fall. He wasn't just some idiot politician but he was a extremely smart politician with a lot of great ideas. Every time I see him on tv now I am always impressed.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 14, 2010, 02:54:42 AM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 14, 2010, 02:51:00 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2010, 01:53:56 AM
I'd vote for Spitzer. He'd be a good senator/congressman imo
Thats what was so sad about his fall. He wasn't just some idiot politician but he was a extremely smart politician with a lot of great ideas. Every time I see him on tv now I am always impressed.

I wonder if he's going to buy this issue of Playboy and reminisce. :spitzer
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Post by: Cheebs on April 14, 2010, 03:07:07 AM: He was filling in on MSNBC show last week and was completely destroying this crazy tea party lady he had on. :bow
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Post by: Ichirou on April 14, 2010, 03:10:47 AM: She should've responded: "Two words, Mr. Spitzer. Ashley Dupre. :greenshinobi"
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 14, 2010, 06:10:32 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on April 13, 2010, 07:33:53 PM
Meh. Shoulda done Anabolic Video.

fixed again
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 14, 2010, 06:26:20 PM: I bet she's saving herself for Max Hardcore when he gets out of jail. Max knows how to treat a lady right.
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 14, 2010, 06:42:42 PM: Spitzer might have been a raging hypocrite, but he's still a better politician than most :bow
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 14, 2010, 06:46:21 PM: pics are out. other than standard "lol playboy" photoshopping, she looks good
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 14, 2010, 06:56:16 PM: I have seen the pics :o

Eh. She's hot and all but not really much better than the average piece of snatch you see on Spring Break with a set of implants. I wouldn't pay Spitzer prices for it (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/Smileys/default/spitzerowned.gif)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2010, 06:58:29 PM: You'd think someone with that many enemies would realize "hey, maybe I shouldn't be involved in a prostitution ring"
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 14, 2010, 07:00:45 PM: He should have just changed his platform after the news broke to "fuck yes I like prostitutes, I mean honestly who doesn't? lololol" and ran with it. The issue isn't even that he got caught with prostitutes (he's a politician after all :smug ) but that he had previously been seen as some White Knight crusader against prostitution. It's better to be a smarmy politician than a smarmy, hypocritical politician.

EDIT - Omg, Spitzer supports legalization of marijuana. Dude is a fucking saint. :bow :spitzer :bow2
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 14, 2010, 07:05:56 PM: He'll be back. It's New York after all.

John Edwards on the other hand..
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Post by: huckleberry on April 14, 2010, 07:16:31 PM: I'll take a politician who is a hypocrite over cooze than one who takes every bribe that comes his way any day.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 14, 2010, 07:33:31 PM: Just saw the pics. Too many tacky tattoos for my taste, but a fairly bangin' bod.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 14, 2010, 07:34:20 PM: Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on April 14, 2010, 06:26:20 PM
I bet she's saving herself for Max Hardcore when he gets out of jail. Max knows how to treat a lady right.

I can't believe that motherfucker is in jail until TWENTY THIRTEEN.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 14, 2010, 08:54:58 PM: He told you he was hardcore.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 14, 2010, 11:20:09 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 14, 2010, 07:34:20 PM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on April 14, 2010, 06:26:20 PM
I bet she's saving herself for Max Hardcore when he gets out of jail. Max knows how to treat a lady right.

I can't believe that motherfucker is in jail until TWENTY THIRTEEN.

That'll teach him to videotape consenting adults doing disgusting things!

...nah, it probably won't. Well, he'll probably gtfo of Florida before he does it again.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2010, 11:36:37 AM: :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://sterniverse.com/ashley-dupre-playboy-pictures.cfm
[close]

:nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

I'd fuck the shit out of her
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Post by: Cheebs on April 15, 2010, 11:39:42 AM: She looked better in the candid shots I saw of her from her myspace. I hate the overly airbrushed look of playboy pictures. But she is very hot yes, gotta give Spitzer credit for going for hot prostitutes rather than Edwards and Clinton who had affairs with uglies.

Spitzer is smart, cool, and picks out good pussy.

Spitzer :bow
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2010, 11:50:40 AM: OK let's see your pics then, I will fuck the shit out of her even more
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Post by: Cheebs on April 15, 2010, 11:57:25 AM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2010, 11:50:40 AM
OK let's see your pics then, I will fuck the shit out of her even more
(http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/03/Ashley%20Alexandra%20Dupre/gallery_enlarged/gallery_enlarged-0313_ashley_dupre_06.jpg)
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2010, 12:00:52 PM: Boring
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Post by: Cheebs on April 15, 2010, 12:02:40 PM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2010, 12:00:52 PM
Boring
But it's actually what she looks like unlike the airbrushed too much make-up look of playboy.

The little camera eye on her laptop > playboy photographers.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2010, 12:09:50 PM: I was expecting some titties
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Post by: Cheebs on April 15, 2010, 12:11:54 PM: Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2010, 12:09:50 PM
I was expecting some titties
Can you even put titties on myspace/facebook/etc stuff? That is where those pics are from.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2010, 12:14:12 PM: Real titties > real bikinis etc > airbrushed naked time > some stupid goofy faces
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Post by: Cheebs on April 15, 2010, 12:19:09 PM: Real bikinis? There are fake bikinis?
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on April 15, 2010, 12:24:05 PM: As opposed to airbrushed, the topic in question?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 02:13:10 PM: She looks alright, but certainly not worth an empire
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 02:25:51 PM: If you had to choose a woman to lose everything over, why not pick Halle Berry or Monica Bulluci
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 15, 2010, 02:32:05 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 02:25:51 PM
If you had to choose a woman to lose everything over, why not pick Halle Berry or Monica Bulluci

Post-natal vjjs just ain't the same. It's like being stretched by Shane Diesel, only worse.
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Post by: bud on April 15, 2010, 02:44:20 PM: fake titties. meh.
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Post by: Cheebs on April 15, 2010, 02:46:31 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 02:25:51 PM
If you had to choose a woman to lose everything over, why not pick Halle Berry or Monica Bulluci
He used prostitutes purely for the sex, I doubt he was looking for some sort of long-term secret girlfriend/lover ala Edwards or Clinton.

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 15, 2010, 02:32:05 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 02:25:51 PM
If you had to choose a woman to lose everything over, why not pick Halle Berry or Monica Bulluci

Post-natal vjjs just ain't the same. It's like being stretched by Shane Diesel, only worse.
Most celebs do c-sections I imagine.
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Post by: TEEEPO on April 15, 2010, 04:06:15 PM: hot
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 15, 2010, 05:06:04 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 02:25:51 PM
If you had to choose a woman to lose everything over, why not pick Halle Berry or Monica Bulluci

Just because you're governor doesn't mean you can just "pick" any woman to have sex with you smh
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 05:22:51 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 15, 2010, 05:06:04 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 02:25:51 PM
If you had to choose a woman to lose everything over, why not pick Halle Berry or Monica Bulluci

Just because you're governor doesn't mean you can just "pick" any woman to have sex with you smh

No, I'm saying if you had to lose everything over a woman, why not someone fucking hot instead of a prostitute who looks like chicks I see on campus all the time.

same applies to Tiger Woods
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Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 05:26:17 PM: maybe because looks aren't everything?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 05:31:43 PM: For a high class prostitute? Uh yea they are
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Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 05:35:34 PM: A person like him would go to a prostitute for a no-fuss fuck plus she probably did all the 'deviant' things he wanted which a high-class prostitute would not do.
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 15, 2010, 05:38:07 PM: :drool

Worth the risk imo
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Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 15, 2010, 05:38:20 PM: When you're paying that much, looks pretty much are everything. Well, looks and one's ability to be discreet :teehee
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 05:53:54 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 05:35:34 PM
A person like him would go to a prostitute for a no-fuss fuck plus she probably did all the 'deviant' things he wanted which a high-class prostitute would not do.

Pretty damn naive position. There are different types of high-class prostitutes (see: David Vitter). Whatever Spitzer likes could have been done by a better looking chick. Hence my confusion why he'd settle for such an average chick.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 05:56:15 PM: You say that as if it's an insult.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 05:58:25 PM: Same problem I have with Tiger Woods. Sure he's a pos for cheating on his wife blah blah blah, but his selections are almost as disgraceful. Here's a guy who could be banging models yet settled for (ugly) porn stars, chubby neighbors, waitresses, etc. smh Tiger, smh
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Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 06:00:56 PM: A woman is a sum of many things. I think in Tiger's case it was white + submissive + readily available.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 15, 2010, 06:01:59 PM: Or, you know, they just made his dick hard?
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Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 06:05:21 PM: That too. Or maybe he is a sex addict :teehee
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 15, 2010, 06:12:20 PM: Perhaps. We'd have something in common then!
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Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 06:27:37 PM: Jesus PD I was expecting some hideous pig beast looks wise she is an 8.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 06:29:04 PM: Never said she was ugly. She looks like some chick from campus. smh :spitzer
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 15, 2010, 06:35:38 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 06:29:04 PM
Never said she was ugly. She looks like some chick from campus. smh :spitzer

Damn, I wanna transfer. I agree that she's about a 6 to 7 but a campus full of tig ol' bitties ain't nothing to complain about.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 06:36:12 PM: Don't you go to fucking USC?
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 15, 2010, 06:39:58 PM: LA schools are so-so for chicks unless you're into slant-eyes which I'm not.

San Diego State though. :tauntaun
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Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 06:49:08 PM: She's 24, she looks older. Yeah she's about a 6-7 now.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 15, 2010, 06:58:57 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 15, 2010, 06:39:58 PM
San Diego State though. :tauntaun

represent!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 15, 2010, 07:41:52 PM: ITT someone who has never known the touch of a woman makes declarative statements re: sex.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 15, 2010, 07:46:53 PM: Who, Fresh Prince?
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Post by: Cheebs on April 15, 2010, 10:57:11 PM: PD?