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Title: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 15, 2010, 11:24:55 PM
NEW YORK, April 14 /PRNewswire/ -- U by Kotex, a bold new feminine care product line by Kimberly-Clark, has partnered with Khloe Kardashian to encourage women to join the Declaration of Real Talk Campaign. The cause-related campaign is the culmination of an eye-opening U by Kotex study of more than 1,600 North American women aged 14-35, which revealed that 7 in 10 women believe it's time for society to change how it talks about vaginal health, yet less than half (45%) feel empowered to make a difference.

Additionally, study shows that most women believe society is more open to discussion about penises than vaginas (72%) and the majority feel they're expected to keep vaginal health issues to themselves (60%). In fact, 43% feel more comfortable saying "penis" than "vagina." U by Kotex, together with Khloe, want to change this by empowering young women to take control of their health and bodies, lead social change and speak out against societal pressures and censorship.

"I'm happy to help U by Kotex start breaking down this wall of euphemisms - literally," said Khloe Kardashian. "I'll gladly take a sledgehammer to the things holding women back and want everyone to join me in supporting this cause!"

The Declaration of Real Talk is part of the launch of the innovative and stylish U by Kotex product line developed by Kimberly-Clark, creators of the Kotex brand and the feminine care category. Featuring sleek black packaging and brightly colored wrappers, the self-expressive design of the tampons, pads and liners mirrors the line's goal of supporting women in having bold discussions about their health. The line was created in response to women's shared frustration with today's institutional look and uninspired attitude of the feminine care category.

"Women are insulted by blue liquid advertisements and snarky jokes, and they're tired of skirting around honest discussions about a natural, normal and healthy process," said Nancy Redd, U by Kotex Advocate and author of The New York Times best seller Body Drama. "It's not surprising that our study found the more women know about their vaginal health, the more likely they are to have a positive body image as well as a higher level of self-confidence and ability to express themselves."

(http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/fullsize_image/images/k/khloe-kardashian-new-041410-10.jpg)

... REAL TALK: Penises are still superior :hyper
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 11:26:32 PM
(http://tinyurl.com/y2f4hnh)
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: tiesto on April 15, 2010, 11:27:30 PM

... REAL TALK: Penises are still superior :hyper

Yup, and that's why we need to change the name of this subforum back to "The Hot Dog Bar" :P
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 15, 2010, 11:27:41 PM
Kim Kardashian's vagina is off limits.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 15, 2010, 11:29:55 PM
By the way, I don't want to goto the Safeway and hear women talk about VAGINA'S. No thanks.

Welp, that about wraps it up for Real Talk™
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 15, 2010, 11:32:21 PM
Green Man real talk: I'm just trying to kick it with a dude, yo.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2010, 11:37:33 PM
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 15, 2010, 11:42:33 PM
I really don't want to hear about anyone's genitals. Everyone should keep that shit to themselves.

 :tomato
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: drew on April 15, 2010, 11:45:12 PM
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive

deep down you know that you are gay
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 15, 2010, 11:46:12 PM
PD is just a joke character now.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Disposable White Guy on April 15, 2010, 11:54:12 PM
I don't really give a shit what it takes, when a vagina's stinky it fucking stinks, so the more comfortable women feel to get in there and pressure wash the walls of that bearcave the better.  It's not like it's socially acceptable for me to wipe my superior gendered smegma all over a woman's face and ram into the back of her throat.

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Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Diunx on April 16, 2010, 12:07:13 AM
I wonder how this campaign of real vaginal talk will affect Prole's household.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 16, 2010, 12:07:54 AM
Kloe's vagina could probably take all of my fist and arm up to the elbow, drawing its life force via an internal system of roots and conduits that all vaginas have.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: demi on April 16, 2010, 12:16:29 AM
Hairy, flappy vaginas are ugly as hell, but a nice trimmed one with labia like a spring flower and a pink pearl of a clit is far, far more beautiful than any man's junk.

Liar liar pants on fire
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 16, 2010, 12:17:37 AM
They've succeeded in making us talk about vaginas, at least. The rest of the world will fall easily now.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 16, 2010, 12:59:27 AM
Meh, I talk enough about vaginas with real and simulated female patients of all age. 
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 16, 2010, 01:06:07 AM
Wow, vaginas make Green Man REALLY uncomfortable :lol
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 16, 2010, 01:11:56 AM
Yeah I'm thinking PD is gay.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Rman on April 16, 2010, 01:26:33 AM
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
And penises are?  Let's face sex organs weren't designed to be pretty look at.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Rman on April 16, 2010, 02:01:30 AM
I was schooled about all that stuff by older cousins and immature uncles.  I knew everything that a preteen could possible know before taking my first sex ed class.  That and I had parents who didn't care about what we watched.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 16, 2010, 02:14:57 AM
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
And penises are?  Let's face sex organs weren't designed to be pretty look at.

You obviously have never seen a BBC. 
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2010, 02:15:41 AM
Yeah I'm thinking PD is gay.

Nah breh, just trolling your broke ass
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: demi on April 16, 2010, 02:33:03 AM
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
And penises are?  Let's face sex organs weren't designed to be pretty look at.

I've seen some cute wangs.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 16, 2010, 02:35:55 AM
I was schooled about all that stuff by older cousins and immature uncles.  I knew everything that a preteen could possible know before taking my first sex ed class.  That and I had parents who didn't care about what we watched.

Are you saying your parents let you watch them...?
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 16, 2010, 02:43:01 AM
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive
And penises are?  Let's face sex organs weren't designed to be pretty look at.

I've seen some cute wangs.

I've seen some huge ones in the anatomy lab. A couple of them were bigger than a police baton.  Real talk.  No homo.  Well, maybe a little. 
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 16, 2010, 03:04:59 AM
Nah breh, just trolling your broke ass
:yawn
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: jiji on April 16, 2010, 03:29:37 AM
Let me know when the get the good Kardashian.
(http://i41.tinypic.com/14tbm2t.jpg)
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 16, 2010, 03:38:12 AM
I thought this thread was gonna be about something terribly embarrassing that Konex had done/said.  You can imagine my disappointment.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2010, 03:45:52 AM
Konex (aka Cloudy) actually lives a couple miles away from me lol
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: etiolate on April 16, 2010, 03:50:13 AM
well since they call both menstruation and konex 'the curse', the thread is related in a way
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: etiolate on April 16, 2010, 03:57:55 AM
I don't avoid underwear sections, but I'll walk on the other side of a mall from a Victoria Secret or Fredericks of Hollywood. Stores devoted to underwear seem kind of ridiculous to me.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 16, 2010, 03:58:45 AM
 'You're a dirty pervert' or 'I'm a dirty pervert' look?
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 16, 2010, 03:58:46 AM
I used to manage a music shop in a mall next to a Victoria's Secret, fun times.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 16, 2010, 03:59:34 AM
I can't decide if Green Man was sexually abused as a child or just has mommy issues.  

'Currently being sexually abused by mother' would be my guess.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 16, 2010, 04:11:03 AM
I can't fathom any straight male being grossed out by lingerie ???
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2010, 04:14:28 AM
A bleeding slit between the legs that will one day spawn a smelly, whiny child.  :yuck

Not a big fan of Avatar, but I preferred the female genitalia in that film to the real life alternative
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: brawndolicious on April 16, 2010, 04:20:15 AM
It would be pretty weird if you had to buy bras or pads or some such for your sister or something though.
I used to manage a music shop in a mall next to a Victoria's Secret, fun times.
Obviously hot models on their posters but don't buy anything there.  I've heard bad things about the actual product itself being low quality plus they use deceptively enlarged sizes which is counter-intuitive for sexy lingerie.
 
 PD, once you fuck a Navi, you're life-mates.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 16, 2010, 04:35:21 AM
nintenho, fucking DUH.  But the chicks that worked there were ALL hot.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 16, 2010, 04:36:23 AM
nintenho, fucking DUH.  But the chicks that worked there were ALL hot.

Well, fucking DUH. Why would they hire ugly chicks?

Victoria's Secret is basically the Hooters of clothing stores :shh
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: brawndolicious on April 16, 2010, 04:45:45 AM
yard sales?
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Rman on April 16, 2010, 08:39:59 AM
I was schooled about all that stuff by older cousins and immature uncles.  I knew everything that a preteen could possible know before taking my first sex ed class.  That and I had parents who didn't care about what we watched.

Are you saying your parents let you watch them...?
Not exactly.  They just didn't care.  This was mostly for rated R movies.  They were more protective of violence than nudity and such.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 09:09:51 AM
Man, Green Man is really bothered by periods. Imagine what he'll be like when he gets his first girlfriend and 'yknow, she has one. :o
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 16, 2010, 09:11:49 AM
I went down on my ex-girlfriend on the last day of her period one time. It was mostly over at that point.

Wasn't bad.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 09:15:31 AM
They should put the touching story about the day Green Shinobi got his red wings in Kotex's declaration of real talk campaign. :yuck
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: brob on April 16, 2010, 10:35:03 AM
y'all some queer-ass bitches. Fucking a bitch is manly, but when there's blood in the mix everything gets manlier. The only thing more hardcore than fucking someone on the rag would be to fuck a wound. That you made with your dick.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Brehvolution on April 16, 2010, 11:00:12 AM
This thread is awful but not because of the OP.  :lol
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Barry Egan on April 16, 2010, 11:11:36 AM
y'all some queer-ass bitches. Fucking a bitch is manly, but when there's blood in the mix everything gets manlier. The only thing more hardcore than fucking someone on the rag would be to fuck a wound. That you made with your dick.

I've never been this hard in my life.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 16, 2010, 11:14:57 AM
Supposedly Genghis Khan's mongol hordes were known to lament that a body had so few orifices while they were doing the raping of the whole "rape n pillage" thing.  Legend goes that they would use stab wounds to gang fuck dying women.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Mupepe on April 16, 2010, 11:19:13 AM
y'all some queer-ass bitches. Fucking a bitch is manly, but when there's blood in the mix everything gets manlier. The only thing more hardcore than fucking someone on the rag would be to fuck a wound. That you made with your dick.
yes.  yes.  YES!

And Victoria's Secret is weird to people and makes them uncomfortable?  what the fuck!?  The chicks that work there are fucking smoking.  The actual lingerie is fucking sexy and actually is of good quality, granted overpriced like a motherfucker.  I don't understand what's not to like?  Bra's that give the perfect round booby shape under a shirt without the need for implants and squish them together at the cleavage area of the shirt are a-fucking-ok with me.

homos.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Positive Touch on April 16, 2010, 11:32:29 AM
lol @ nerds afraid of sexuality

i can't stand it when people (especially women) won't say VAGINA
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 11:34:27 AM
Supposedly Genghis Khan's mongol hordes were known to lament that a body had so few orifices while they were doing the raping of the whole "rape n pillage" thing.  Legend goes that they would use stab wounds to gang fuck dying women.

DAVID CRONENBERG'S KHAN
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 16, 2010, 11:51:41 AM
Girls are hot. Vagina's aren't attractive.  Well, they kinda are until everything comes undone, if you know what I'm saying. 
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 16, 2010, 03:32:09 PM
And Victoria's Secret is weird to people and makes them uncomfortable?  what the fuck!?  The chicks that work there are fucking smoking.  The actual lingerie is fucking sexy and actually is of good quality, granted overpriced like a motherfucker.  I don't understand what's not to like?  Bra's that give the perfect round booby shape under a shirt without the need for implants and squish them together at the cleavage area of the shirt are a-fucking-ok with me.

:bow
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 16, 2010, 10:58:47 PM
I wonder how this campaign of real vaginal talk will affect Prole's household.

we down with the gash in the prole place. no parking in rear, is all!
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Cheebs on April 16, 2010, 11:01:54 PM
What the hell is with Green Man? Feeling sick when you hear the word vagina? Throwing up in the middle of health class? You sound like you are scared to death of vaginas.

This thread is fucking weird.  :lol
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2010, 11:04:07 PM
He gives me a butch lesbian vibe. Maybe the twist is that he has a vagina  :uguu
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Cheebs on April 16, 2010, 11:08:58 PM
Is he part of virgin-bore? I can't imagine he is not based on this thread. I mean how can someone feel sick around underwear isles and the mere mention of the word vagina and have sex?
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 11:34:13 PM
He's like 16-years-old. Cut him a break.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 16, 2010, 11:38:01 PM
I bet Green Man gets queasy at the faintest smell of fish. :teehee

Never go to Chinatown, dude.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Cheebs on April 16, 2010, 11:44:43 PM
He's like 16-years-old. Cut him a break.
Really? I didn't know there was anyone here that young. Yeah, too young to be shunned into virgin-bore.

Still though, at 16 I don't remember feeling sick at the sight of underwear of the word vagina. That is still pretty fucking weird.

Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 16, 2010, 11:47:45 PM
Or those white-flowered trees that bloom in the spring in the DC area and smell like pussy. 

Man, I'd like to visit whatever watering hole you hook up at, because that's certainly not the case on this side of the Potomac.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 17, 2010, 12:05:12 AM
No, I'm saying I wish pussy smelled like those!
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 17, 2010, 12:10:19 AM
Apparently Willco only goes after women who refuse to bathe themselves...down there. :yuck
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Ichirou on April 17, 2010, 08:42:06 AM
You'd fit right in in Japan, Genghis.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Veidt on April 17, 2010, 08:50:33 AM
Deep down everyone knows vaginas aren't attractive

I say this as a straight man. Vaginas ( by themselves) no matter who they belong to, are fucking disgusting. Although, sometimes, some of them can look like fucking flowers.

It's safe to say, that I prefer seeing penises on their own than vaginas.

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Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on April 17, 2010, 09:14:29 AM
That is because penii are more aesthetically pleasing (no homo)

Vaginas look like mutilated hatchet wounds.  I've seen only a few that look good but that is because the lips did a good job of containing teh ugly the best it could.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: brob on April 17, 2010, 09:28:38 AM
Shake's exiled banner is becoming more and more appropriate. smh. There are ugly dicks and there are attractive vaginas. just because you lot crawled up the loosest nightwalker in your town once doesn't mean that every pussy looks like salmon gutted with a hammer.

 :drudge  :nsfw A artist rendition of Greenman's mother  :nsfw :drudge
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Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Cheebs on April 17, 2010, 09:54:03 AM
Really dicks over vaginas in looks? Dicks are always disgusting to look it, nothing pretty about them. Occasionally there is a vagina that looks atheistically pleasing. Thus vaginas win.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 17, 2010, 11:56:18 AM
Really dicks over vaginas in looks? Dicks are always disgusting to look it, nothing pretty about them. Occasionally there is a vagina that looks atheistically pleasing. Thus vaginas win.

agreed.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 17, 2010, 03:37:07 PM
lol @ nerds afraid of sexuality

i can't stand it when people (especially women) won't say VAGINA

Not everyone is comfortable talking about their vajayjay, bro.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Veidt on April 17, 2010, 05:32:09 PM
As a kid, I always thought that  angina  had something to do with people developing vaginas on their chest or something.  :lol
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Tauntaun on April 19, 2010, 03:51:05 PM
I bet Green Man gets queasy at the faintest smell of fish. :teehee

Never go to Chinatown, dude.

Ugh, smells so bad in the summer.  :yuck
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: demi on April 19, 2010, 03:55:28 PM
lol @ nerds afraid of sexuality

i can't stand it when people (especially women) won't say VAGINA

Not everyone is comfortable talking about their vajayjay, bro.

I think your clitdick is cute.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 19, 2010, 04:32:12 PM
The more important question is which one would you touch?
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: demi on April 19, 2010, 04:42:52 PM
Penis
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 19, 2010, 05:03:24 PM
Vagina
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Positive Touch on April 19, 2010, 05:10:47 PM
if they made an aftershave that smelled like good pussy, i'd bathe in it
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2010, 05:25:46 PM
Vaginas do look a lot better from behind, though.  That's probably a biological trait passed down from less civilized days.
Woah I never thought about that but that is a good theory.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Positive Touch on April 19, 2010, 05:45:23 PM
iirc that's how monkeys work.  that shit swells up and that lets the dude monkeys know that it's time to hit
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 19, 2010, 05:54:47 PM
It's really strange, in my opinion, to hear that there's heterosexual men out there who think vaginas are ugly.

Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 19, 2010, 06:08:20 PM
It's really strange, in my opinion, to hear that there's heterosexual men out there who think vaginas are ugly.



The majority of them are ugly. I don't see how that's a strange thing for a hetero guy to say. A lot of girls I talk to think penises are ugly.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 19, 2010, 06:13:11 PM
The majority of them are ugly. I don't see how that's a strange thing for a hetero guy to say. A lot of girls I talk to think penises are ugly.

Women thinking penises are ugly is another thing I don't get. I don't think one could anticipate frenzied fucking with someone who thinks reproductive organs are grotesque, regardless of gender.

Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 19, 2010, 06:18:46 PM
I think a large factor is the asymmetry.  HooHoos have flaps and peepees are often lopsided and one ball hangs lower than the other.

edit: and fucking doesn't require you to stare at someone's naughty bits.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 19, 2010, 06:19:44 PM
But each one is unique! How can you not see the beauty in that?
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on April 19, 2010, 06:22:49 PM
I feel like I can't make a point here without posting corresponding pics.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 19, 2010, 06:24:00 PM
Dude I get what you're saying, I just don't agree with it.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: etiolate on April 19, 2010, 07:33:06 PM
I'd rather look at vagina than boob. That is how much I dig it.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 20, 2010, 05:08:23 AM
The majority of them are ugly. I don't see how that's a strange thing for a hetero guy to say. A lot of girls I talk to think penises are ugly.

Women thinking penises are ugly is another thing I don't get. I don't think one could anticipate frenzied fucking with someone who thinks reproductive organs are grotesque, regardless of gender.



I used to think penises looked ugly but I've come to realize it's not the penis itself that I didn't like: it's the fact that it's connected to the rest of the body.  I actually think penises are quite cute and attractive but it doesn't fit the big picture (meaning the body).  I think aesthetically they would look better as separate pieces.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 20, 2010, 05:13:46 AM
The majority of them are ugly. I don't see how that's a strange thing for a hetero guy to say. A lot of girls I talk to think penises are ugly.

Women thinking penises are ugly is another thing I don't get. I don't think one could anticipate frenzied fucking with someone who thinks reproductive organs are grotesque, regardless of gender.



I used to think penises looked ugly but I've come to realize it's not the penis itself that I didn't like: it's the fact that it's connected to the rest of the body.  I actually think penises are quite cute and attractive but it doesn't fit the big picture (meaning the body).  I think aesthetically they would look better as separate pieces.

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Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 20, 2010, 05:49:23 AM
They look like mushrooms.  They're adorable.  I'm pretty sure this forum and I have had this conversation before....  It could have been GAF....
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j0pFwFk6ryk/SORU57_cmHI/AAAAAAAAAm4/Mve4U_GjYFA/s400/fantasia+mushrooms.jpg)

The baby one.   :heart :heart :heart :heart :heart
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Ichirou on April 20, 2010, 07:47:40 PM
They look like mushrooms.  They're adorable.  I'm pretty sure this forum and I have had this conversation before....  It could have been GAF....
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_j0pFwFk6ryk/SORU57_cmHI/AAAAAAAAAm4/Mve4U_GjYFA/s400/fantasia+mushrooms.jpg)

The baby one.   :heart :heart :heart :heart :heart

CrystalGemini is a pedo confirmed.  Go stand next to the Pope, Fergie Olver, and that baby-raping pitbull.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Green Shinobi on April 20, 2010, 08:12:10 PM
The non-flappy vaginas can be quite attractive, IMO. It's just the ones that look like they have elephant ears hanging out that are ugly.
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Ichirou on April 20, 2010, 11:45:50 PM
They call those things beef curtains. :yuck
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 20, 2010, 11:52:35 PM
Or boot flaps , like you've gotta stick your foot through them before she feels anything. 
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2010, 11:55:22 PM
Or boot flaps , like you've gotta stick your foot through them before she feels anything. 

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u173/train28/DSC_0021.jpg)
Title: Re: It's Just My Vagina, Bro: Kotex launches DECLARATION OF REAL TALK
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2010, 12:22:24 AM
Or boot flaps , like you've gotta stick your foot through them before she feels anything. 

(http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u173/train28/DSC_0021.jpg)

she was tight yesterday