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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on April 18, 2010, 10:53:26 AM

Title: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: T234 on April 18, 2010, 10:53:26 AM: MY JOB IS NASTY ALREADY FUCKHEAD

I'VE SEEN ENOUGH CUM STAINS ON WALLS, FLOORS, AND CEILINGS TO BE ABLE TO TELL WHERE THE GUY THAT SHOT IT WAS STANDING

I DO NOT NEED YOU DRINKING A BUNCH OF BEER AND PISSING IN TWO TRASHCANS TO MAKE MY LIFE ANY MORE ICKY
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: brob on April 18, 2010, 10:54:45 AM: Why do they make them just the right height if I'm not meant to piss in them? ???
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: huckleberry on April 18, 2010, 11:08:18 AM: I worked at a gas station for a summer in college. One morning, right before my shift ended at 7:30, a guy came in brandishing a squeegee at me screaming that someone had pissed in the window wash next to the gas pump. Best part is this dumbass was screaming because he had used the squeegee on the windows INSIDE the van!

I fell to the floor right in front of the guy I was laughing so hard. :lol

My manager, who saw the entire exchange from his office monitors, came out after the guy stormed out (very non-confrontational fellow) and had me recount what had happened. He laughed with me for a few minutes then made me clean the window wash container. :'(
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 18, 2010, 11:18:14 AM: Back when I managed a music store, some bitchy lady asked to use our bathroom. She was in there for a good 15 minutes or so. After she was done, the next person (fortunately an employee) to go into the ladies room came back freaking out. The bitchy lady had smeared shit ALL OVER the fucking bathroom, including the walls and door handle. We made our DM come clean it.
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Akala on April 18, 2010, 11:26:05 AM: you just can't trust the public with bathrooms. pretty sure most people who've worked any retail whatsoever have bathroom stories.

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*edit* on topic, sorry 234, but I would imagine the public would treat a room where jizzing is fair game even worse than a rest stop wc.
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Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: muckhole on April 18, 2010, 11:45:12 AM: Because we rent out cottages, we also have fishing boats that we rent out to folks who need them. Nothing fancy, just 14 ft aluminum boats with 9.9 motors. Back when I was younger, one of my many jobs was cleaning them before they were taken out.

I've found everything and anything cleaning them out, usually in at least at least a few inches of dirty, rank liquid. From the mundane including entire containers of live bait, be it worms, leeches and helgramites (nasty things) dumped on the floor for easier access, barbed hooks, and live fish just caught and left to die, to the disgusting such as wet socks, human shit, and shit-in underwear. Nothing worse than using your big sponge to soak up said rank liquid, only to get to the middle of the boat, find a turd, and realize the liquid you had your bare hands in was part log.

The shit-in underwear occurs frequently enough that I can only assume, the dudes renting found what they considered to be an awesome fishing spot and refused to leave it.

I've since passed the boat-cleaning torch to a younger hireling. Wehehehee. Stay strong, T234.
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Diunx on April 18, 2010, 12:13:49 PM: Feels good man.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on April 18, 2010, 05:39:58 PM: Art.
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Post by: Tauntaun on April 19, 2010, 12:27:03 PM: :yuck
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Mupepe on April 19, 2010, 12:29:27 PM: I pissed in one of those preview rooms once. I couldn't find the bathroom so I ducked into the nearest one and pissed. Then I came out and right across from the booth was the bathroom. I was pretty drunk if that makes you feel better.
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2010, 01:22:04 PM: I've told this story a bunch, but when I worked as a sales grunt at Target, some kid urinated all over the three-way videogame kiosk (he was playing the Xbox). People were screaming and some kid slipped in it. I casually walked away, found another sales associate walking back from the front offices, handed him the keys to the electronic boat and told him I was going to take my lunch break.

I was half way to the door when I hear, "OH WHAT THE HELL!" :lol
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: chronovore on April 19, 2010, 07:44:26 PM: Quote from: muckhole on April 18, 2010, 11:45:12 AM
Because we rent out cottages, we also have fishing boats that we rent out to folks who need them. Nothing fancy, just 14 ft aluminum boats with 9.9 motors. Back when I was younger, one of my many jobs was cleaning them before they were taken out.

I've found everything and anything cleaning them out, usually in at least at least a few inches of dirty, rank liquid. From the mundane including entire containers of live bait, be it worms, leeches and helgramites (nasty things) dumped on the floor for easier access, barbed hooks, and live fish just caught and left to die, to the disgusting such as wet socks, human shit, and shit-in underwear. Nothing worse than using your big sponge to soak up said rank liquid, only to get to the middle of the boat, find a turd, and realize the liquid you had your bare hands in was part log.

The shit-in underwear occurs frequently enough that I can only assume, the dudes renting found what they considered to be an awesome fishing spot and refused to leave it.

I've since passed the boat-cleaning torch to a younger hireling. Wehehehee. Stay strong, T234.
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Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 19, 2010, 08:35:48 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on April 19, 2010, 12:29:27 PM
I pissed in one of those preview rooms once. I couldn't find the bathroom so I ducked into the nearest one and pissed. Then I came

Cool story, bro.
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: drew on April 19, 2010, 08:43:02 PM: two in the sternum, one in the forehead

:bow triple tapping :bow2
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Mupepe on April 20, 2010, 12:45:19 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 19, 2010, 08:35:48 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on April 19, 2010, 12:29:27 PM
I pissed in one of those preview rooms once. I couldn't find the bathroom so I ducked into the nearest one and pissed. Then I came

Cool story, bro.
:lol :lol
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 20, 2010, 02:24:56 PM: Quote from: drew on April 19, 2010, 08:43:02 PM
two in the sternum, one in the forehead

:bow triple tapping :bow2

Would have only been one if it was me, and in the head.

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Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Bloodwake on April 20, 2010, 06:09:32 PM: One day I'm going to jerk off at your store and aim at the ceiling in order to give you a challenge.

:D
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: T234 on April 20, 2010, 07:37:28 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on April 20, 2010, 06:09:32 PM
One day I'm going to jerk off at your store and aim at the ceiling in order to give you a challenge.

:D

$100 says you couldn't do it without a cock ring. High ceilings in the place.

As an aside, cock rings make people be able to shoot jizz sometimes up to 15 feet. It's REALLY NOT PLEASANT, though.
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: muckhole on April 20, 2010, 07:42:33 PM: No doubt, standing in front of that.
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: T234 on April 20, 2010, 07:47:36 PM: It actually feels like your whole body is trying to be shot through your dickhole. And it hurts a little bit.
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Ganhyun on April 20, 2010, 07:48:37 PM: Quote from: T234 on April 20, 2010, 07:37:28 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on April 20, 2010, 06:09:32 PM
One day I'm going to jerk off at your store and aim at the ceiling in order to give you a challenge.

:D

$100 says you couldn't do it without a cock ring. High ceilings in the place.

As an aside, cock rings make people be able to shoot jizz sometimes up to 15 feet. It's REALLY NOT PLEASANT, though.

wtf
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 20, 2010, 07:51:24 PM: ...lol
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 20, 2010, 08:44:19 PM: Quote from: T234 on April 20, 2010, 07:47:36 PM
It actually feels like your whole body is trying to be shot through your dickhole. And it hurts a little bit.

You're not supposed to test out the merchandise. :wag
Title: Re: People who piss in trashcans oughta be shot. Twice.
Post by: muckhole on April 20, 2010, 11:16:18 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on April 20, 2010, 08:44:19 PM
Quote from: T234 on April 20, 2010, 07:47:36 PM
It actually feels like your whole body is trying to be shot through your dickhole. And it hurts a little bit.

You're not supposed to test out the merchandise. :wag

Actually, I'd assumed he'd have to test it all. Gotta be up on what he's selling.