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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 08:25:39 PM

Title: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 08:25:39 PM
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Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:32:33 PM
Dude she's like 17.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 19, 2006, 08:33:46 PM
She doesn't look like a camwhore at all!
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 08:36:48 PM
19.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 08:38:15 PM
She doesn't look like a camwhore at all!
What the fuck are you talking about?  She looks like a total camwhore!  I bet all she does is take fucking pictures of herself hoping that someone on the net will pay attention to her.  Goddammit.


Bacon, hook a brotha up.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:39:58 PM
19.


Dude if you can't go places where they serve alcohol together, it ain't gonna work
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 08:40:27 PM
But I'm only 20.  Neither of us can legally drink.  It's all good.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 19, 2006, 08:41:17 PM
What will Dulce think when she catches you and this tight-bodied little homewrecker in bed together?
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 08:43:29 PM
19.


Dude if you can't go places where they serve alcohol together, it ain't gonna work

I know a lot of club promoters. I've been drinking in establishments since I was 18.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:45:36 PM
But I'm only 20.

oh get the fuck outta here  ::)

I know a lot of club promoters. I've been drinking in establishments since I was 18.

What did you have to look forward to when you turned 21, then?

Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 08:45:48 PM
What will Dulce think when she catches you and this tight-bodied little homewrecker in bed together?
Dulce is waiting until we're both a little older.  

And SC, I can just buy her and I beer or whatever.  The guy at the liquor store near my house thinks I'm 21 and has never carded me.  Same with every restaurant I've ever ordered alcohol in.

Oh get the fuck outta here  ::)


???
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:48:13 PM
I thought you were *my* age. You smoke or anything?
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 08:48:23 PM
But I'm only 20.

oh get the fuck outta here  ::)

I know a lot of club promoters. I've been drinking in establishments since I was 18.

What did you have to look forward to when you turned 21, then?



Gambling my life away, legally.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 08:54:00 PM
She sent me another pic.

(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/4944/untitled1copyym7.jpg)
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 19, 2006, 08:56:01 PM
ew, she's a wii fangirl. she probably has a dick.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 08:56:33 PM
I thought you were *my* age. You smoke or anything?
Not anymore.  I drink.

ew, she's a wii fangirl. she probably has a dick.
Take it back pwease  :(  She's special to me.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:57:18 PM
Gambling my life away, legally.


Word? Vegas trip? Let me show you how to do that shit the right way. (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/futamidance5jw.gif)
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 19, 2006, 08:57:41 PM
hopefully you will give her a REAL wii to play with!
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 19, 2006, 08:57:53 PM
Not anymore.  I drink.


Right on.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 09:11:32 PM
hopefully you will give her a REAL wii to play with!

Show a little respect.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 09:42:30 PM
hopefully you will give her a REAL wii to play with!
:heartbeat

So you going to hook me up Bacon?
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 09:48:33 PM
No.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Mupepe on December 19, 2006, 09:55:08 PM
No.
Can't blame you.  If you don't work out, give her my number, will ya?
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Bacon on December 19, 2006, 10:11:19 PM
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5274/187fd079116cd3c8a4a3130xn3.gif)
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: etiolate on December 20, 2006, 01:13:24 AM
geek queen

ABONDON SHIP
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 20, 2006, 01:16:32 AM
HOUSE RUL#Z
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Himu on December 20, 2006, 01:16:52 AM
where is the office bros before hoes gif
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 20, 2006, 01:19:13 AM
HAUS > OFFICE
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Himu on December 20, 2006, 01:20:05 AM
House is the same thing every episode maf  :-\
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 20, 2006, 01:29:02 AM
House is the same thing every episode maf  :-\
Oh my good he plays a doctor in every episode. WTF it's the same thing all the time.

Most episodes have a similar structure. Patient gets sick, intro, House makes fun of underlings, think they cured the patient, but they get it wrong, and at the end House has a brilliant discovery.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 20, 2006, 02:51:19 AM
Anything can be broken down to its basic elements and loled at. Haus > The Office
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Bacon on December 20, 2006, 09:18:15 AM
I want to talk about fucking House in the ass as much as the rest of you, but this really isn't the thread for that.
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Gay Boy on August 20, 2007, 08:12:15 PM
you guys married yet?
Title: Re: Bacon, introduce me to my future wife!
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 10:12:53 PM
House is the same thing every episode maf  :-\
Oh my good he plays a doctor in every episode. WTF it's the same thing all the time.

:rofl