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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 12:37:51 AM

Title: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 12:37:51 AM
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/music/finger-pointed-at-parents-as-bieber-fever-catches-sydney-by-surprise-20100426-tmi4.html?autostart=1
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An ambulance spokesman said at least 10 teenagers were taken to hospital suffering from "hyperventilation", while one girl sustained a fractured knee.

An ambulance spokesman said paramedics treated "many, many" teens who had not drunk any water or eaten all night after camping in the city.

Mr Boland said Channel Seven had employed an event management company that has looked after the likes of U2, Pink and the Pussycat Dolls to manage security and crowds.

But as he admits, they under-estimated "the Bieber fever", which he said was a "bizarre phenomenon".
He has mack
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 26, 2010, 12:41:52 AM
Fuck Justin Timberlake!

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQwvaYI_k[/youtube]
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 12:44:48 AM
I reckon he signed with Usher because he didn't know his dad too!  :'(
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 26, 2010, 12:49:14 AM
Could someone explain to me who this Bieber person is?

I really have no clue.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 26, 2010, 12:53:10 AM
Could someone explain to me who this Bieber person is?

I really have no clue.

He's Michael Jackson meets Justin Timberlake, meets Tupac. meets the Beatles. X1000

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQdqal1SFgY[/youtube]

Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 01:03:15 AM
16 year old Canadian pop singer who tween/teen girls love and has street cred because he signed with Usher rather than JT and has rappers cosigning him.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: naff on April 26, 2010, 01:16:18 AM
Fuck Justin Timberlake!
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQwvaYI_k[/youtube]
:rofl  :o :rofl
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 26, 2010, 01:19:34 AM
that video was super creepy.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: naff on April 26, 2010, 01:22:37 AM
that video was super creepy.

not as creepy as Fergie Olver
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 01:24:26 AM
that video was super creepy.
irony?
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 26, 2010, 01:25:00 AM
Holy FUCK that vid is creepy :rofl

But goddamn I wanna punch this kid in the face.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Diunx on April 26, 2010, 01:30:53 AM
I have no idea who the fuck this guy is, I hope this shit doesn't reach this country.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2010, 02:23:17 AM
[youtube=560,345]hLc3AvFOO6A[/youtube]
>>>80% of southern rappers :cancry
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 26, 2010, 02:26:58 AM
That was an amazing parody of lame freestyles and asshole radio DJs.

Oh, wait :-\
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 02:33:54 AM
I thought this guy would be the next Aaron Carter or that guy that used to be on that show but the longer this goes on I think he'll actually make a career out of this.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: naff on April 26, 2010, 02:35:44 AM
Quote from: Justin Bieber super cigarillo
this is funky
...some bullshit...
I'm a white rapper and I don't get high.
Teenage girls (lie) is what I really like.
I'm still young boy but I'm still so fly.

 :-X

I wonder how much shit Ludacris gets for doin a vid with this kid.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 26, 2010, 02:42:41 AM
I have nothing against the kid. I hope he makes big bank and his parents invest well before the bubble bursts. It's awful music but then so is 99% of pop music. Nothing to really get your panties in a twist over and nothing new. When I was a kid it was Marky Mark doing the same thing and attracting the same sort of audience. Things just repeat themselves in cycles.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 26, 2010, 02:43:55 AM
I've never heard Bieber's music but I liked his SNL skit with Tina Fey.  He looked like a little baby.  I was surprised to find out that he was 16.  
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 02:47:47 AM
Ludacris sleeps on a bed of a money with the older sisters and mothers of Bieber's fans.

I finally realised who Bieber reminds me of: Brandnew. But I think it's just the hair and grin.

I too have nothing against Master Bieber. Just find the hysterics of teenage girls and rappers hilarious.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2010, 03:58:28 AM
He's got a funky looking head/face.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Veidt on April 26, 2010, 04:06:47 AM
give the boy some crack cocaine and his fame will be over...
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2010, 04:13:01 AM
It's Justin Bieber, bitch.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 26, 2010, 08:10:28 AM
This is really an American thing.

Not that...the European thing last year was any better with Tokyo Hotel...
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2010, 10:02:41 AM
Respect the Bieb.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 26, 2010, 10:03:25 AM
Holy FUCK that vid is creepy :rofl

especially when he's holding onto her thighs like that. made me nauseous.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Brehvolution on April 26, 2010, 10:20:38 AM
More manufactured teenage disney horseshit. Hannah montana is too old now. Time to push the next cash cow.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 26, 2010, 10:34:36 AM
Holy FUCK that vid is creepy :rofl

especially when he's holding onto her thighs like that. made me nauseous.

Moment there where he was passing his hands on her ass.

that was scary.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: demi on April 26, 2010, 11:15:13 AM
I finally realised who Bieber reminds me of: Brandnew. But I think it's just the hair and grin.

:rofl Nailed it
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Brehvolution on April 26, 2010, 11:37:04 AM
I do have to admit that I would rather listen to baby baby then Rude Boy(the worst song on the earth)
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Third on April 26, 2010, 12:24:47 PM
 
:borys Baby, baby, baby oooh....like baby, baby, baby nooo...like baby, baby, baby oooh :borys


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(http://i42.tinypic.com/jhbh8g.jpg)
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Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2010, 12:36:09 PM
Random fact: The Dream wrote Baby.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Third on April 26, 2010, 12:44:11 PM
Random fact: The Dream wrote Baby.

Never heard of him. But he also seems to have produced Beyonce's Single Ladies and Rihanna's Umbrella. Both massive hits and a billion times better than Baby.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Diunx on April 26, 2010, 12:50:03 PM
More manufactured teenage disney horseshit. Hannah montana is too old now. Time to push the next cash cow.

Its it wrong that I have a Miley Cyrus Subfolder on my fap folder?
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Brehvolution on April 26, 2010, 12:55:52 PM
Is she 18 yet?
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Third on April 26, 2010, 01:02:23 PM
No.

Creep.  :maf
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Diunx on April 26, 2010, 01:16:33 PM
She have some great legs :drool
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 26, 2010, 01:19:59 PM
I've fapped to Miley before.

Then i heard her speak when she went on American idol...damn.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: brob on April 26, 2010, 04:30:10 PM
She looks like she has some good dick suckin' lips. And with that whole Kansas angle she might be into that cowgirl thing....
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2010, 04:57:42 PM
She looks like she has some good dick suckin' lips.
Her teeth negates that.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: brob on April 26, 2010, 05:04:03 PM
yeah. :-\
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Diunx on April 26, 2010, 06:28:48 PM
Girls with bad teeth can still give great BJ, real talk.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 26, 2010, 06:29:54 PM
Girls with bad teeth can still give great BJ, real talk.

Girls with no teeth give the best. :jizz
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Third on April 26, 2010, 06:41:26 PM
I dunno. Never found her attractive. Looks as if someone hit her face with a pan.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2whp4as.jpg)
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 06:42:48 PM
^ Right about Iron Man, right about Miley Cyrus
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Third on April 26, 2010, 06:53:01 PM
Meh, she's not a natural beauty. She needs 10 stylists to look decent. Good thing she's rich enough to afford those.
She'd be pretty ugly if she weren't famous.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/1z5ke95.jpg)

Urgh, I want to punch her in the face. Oh wait, it already happened.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 06:54:20 PM
She's a 6.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 26, 2010, 06:59:13 PM
She's another example of white guys sort of over-rating average looking females.

Real Talk.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Third on April 26, 2010, 06:59:24 PM
Extreme angle shot...

(http://www.mattbrandenburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Internetdiseasetypes.jpg)
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 26, 2010, 07:00:01 PM
Would.

But I'm a demi lovato kinda guy, myself.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Veidt on April 26, 2010, 07:04:16 PM
She's another example of white guys sort of over-rating average looking females.

Real Talk.

Real recognize Real.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 26, 2010, 07:08:59 PM
Have you guys seen the video of Demi Lovato dancing at her birthday party? :o
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 07:10:59 PM
She's another example of white guys sort of over-rating average looking females.

Real Talk.
Explain Raven then :smug
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Veidt on April 26, 2010, 07:11:35 PM
Have you guys seen the video of Demi Lovato dancing at her birthday party? :o

who the fuck is that
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 26, 2010, 07:13:29 PM
Just googled her. She looks like a white Nikki Minaj but without the insane curves. Bleh.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 26, 2010, 07:18:20 PM
Have you guys seen the video of Demi Lovato dancing at her birthday party? :o

who the fuck is that


http://m.youtube.com/watch?client=mv-google&tspv=v1&v=ZAgtbvfo5b8


Posting from phone so thr link is wonky.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Veidt on April 26, 2010, 07:26:09 PM
I don't know what to say, she look strange.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2010, 07:34:54 PM
I dunno. Never found her attractive. Looks as if someone hit her face with a pan.

(http://i40.tinypic.com/2whp4as.jpg)
:lol

She's another example of white guys sort of over-rating average looking females.

Real Talk.
yep
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Veidt on April 26, 2010, 07:37:52 PM
(http://plutoniumblond.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/deathproof.jpeg)

Which one of these women is the hottest?
...
yeah
....

That's pretty much how i see women in general.

Bonus pic:
(http://www.allouttabubblegum.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Death-Proof-05.jpg)

<33333
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2010, 07:57:19 PM
(http://plutoniumblond.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/deathproof.jpeg)

Which one of these women is the hottest?
...
yeah
....

<33333

I wonder what Fistfull's answer would be.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 26, 2010, 08:04:05 PM
the middle? i dunno. they're all average.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2010, 08:09:46 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Diunx on April 26, 2010, 08:18:34 PM
I also think the one in the middle is the hottest.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: brob on April 26, 2010, 09:14:59 PM
She's another example of white guys sort of over-rating average looking females.

Real Talk.
Isn't Miley considered sub-par by consensus? It's a rare sight to see anyone say she's hot so I don't know what your angle is here, unless you're setting up for a joke about how black guys covet anything above fugly when it comes to white women... ???
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Stoney Mason on April 26, 2010, 09:58:56 PM
She's another example of white guys sort of over-rating average looking females.

Real Talk.
Isn't Miley considered sub-par by consensus? It's a rare sight to see anyone say she's hot so I don't know what your angle is here, unless you're setting up for a joke about how black guys covet anything above fugly when it comes to white women... ???

You think way too much.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: brob on April 26, 2010, 10:02:19 PM
White man's burden :'(
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 26, 2010, 10:02:51 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: The Dark Shake 3000 on April 27, 2010, 12:45:26 AM
Black guys seem to gravitate more towards trailer trash and/or plus-sized chicks, leaving us with all the skinny model types. :'(

THEY TOOK OUR CHUBSIES
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: etiolate on April 27, 2010, 05:23:22 AM
He's got a funky looking head/face.

I just realized what it reminded me of.

(http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID34737/images/bieber15.jpg)
(http://www.tiredealersites.com/acorn1/ImagesUpload/Acorn%20Logo.jpg)
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: tiesto on April 28, 2010, 09:07:42 AM
Extreme angle shot...

http://www.mattbrandenburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Internetdiseasetypes.jpg (http://www.mattbrandenburg.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Internetdiseasetypes.jpg)

Nice pic, actually the girl in the "Extreme Angle" picture looks a lot like someone I was talking to on OKCupid a while back.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Ichirou on April 28, 2010, 09:12:46 AM
Her teeth are fine now:

(http://www.celebpulp.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/miley-bottom-teeth.jpg)

(http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012010/1262868390_miley_cyrus_ass.gif)
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 04, 2010, 11:55:31 PM
Bieber update!
[youtube=560,345]fvQ4BpLc7G8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 12:39:34 AM
(http://plutoniumblond.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/deathproof.jpeg)

That fat chick doing the lap dance almost ruined the whole film. :yuck
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2010, 01:17:30 AM
Gay agenda at work. Notice how all the recent tween/teen heart throbs look like butch lesbians. Dudes from Twilight, Bieber, etc.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 01:20:06 AM
Bieber might look like a lesbian but he's actually a horny little perv.  Kid was rubbing his head all over Tina Fey's boobs at the end of SNL.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Diunx on May 05, 2010, 01:59:19 AM
Bieber update!
[youtube=560,345]fvQ4BpLc7G8[/youtube]

:usacry
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 03:52:45 AM
Bieber is mentally distinguished mentally-challenged. :rofl
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: MCD on May 05, 2010, 06:56:44 AM
Fuck Justin Timberlake!

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKEQwvaYI_k[/youtube]
I wish to be the little girl. :fbm
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Brehvolution on May 05, 2010, 02:39:29 PM
#7 most searched woman on the internet. :teehee
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Diunx on May 05, 2010, 02:51:35 PM
Hotter than lexi.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 05, 2010, 03:12:06 PM
Quote from: http://christwire.org/2010/05/nazi-justin-bieber-recruits-outside-hot-topic-store/
NAZI Justin Bieber Recruits Outside Hot Topic Store
May 2, 2010 by Dan Nordgren 

As we warned several days ago, there is a new threat to teen girls and now boys nation wide: Justin Bieber.

Our friend Abe Goodman revealed how Bieber is conspiring with Hollywood executives and marketers to exploit children with sex and urban violence. They are tempting our children to do unnatural things with their bodies, and as a parent, this is very frigthening news.

New insider reports show that Justin Bieber is also a NAZI, as detailed in the following picture.

(http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/4/28/20/adolf-bieber-27154-1272502154-10.jpg)

Apparently, Justin Bieber has become part of a socialist NAZI movement and is working with reknowned grassroot socialists such as Dustin Dahm and Gerret Franz, both allegedly members of the new NAZI party that is taking hold of America. How scary to know that Justin Bieber and Hot Topic have become new tools for socialist NAZIs in America. They represent Satan and are trying to ally your children with him, as warned.

As seen above, the reach of Bieber has been enhanced by Satan. The crowd of young girls and potentially mentally disturbed homosexual boys who have been wooed by Bieber’s effiminate voice are standing in awe as Justin gives them a Hail Hitler salute. This is very scary and the very thing the Greatest Generation of our country fought against in World War 2.

The scariest part of this is knowing that Hot Topic is supporting NAZIs. We see the picture evidence up above and we also know Hot Topic has gays shopping there more frequently. Dallas Munsfeld’s report on the “emo” culture, that is boys who wear tight purple pants and homosexual support shirts, have started a trend of attacking children with gay sex in dressing room of these stores. It is a major problem that starts in high school classes and spreads through malls nationwide after school.

Judging by the fact that these shirts are actually seen in Hot Topic, along with the clients, we can only say this store is a grave danger to all who shop there. It was scary enough when they only had the spiked gates and dark clothes, but now we find they have a NAZI/sexual exploitation angle.

Since this store is growing in popularity among young children, we will continue to investigate this threat to America and local-color accounts that we run across.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 05, 2010, 03:25:48 PM
i JUST got exposed to the Bieber.

insipid nothingness, another sign that this current generation is the most BORING fucking SUCK generation of all time.
Says the generation that gave birth to The Beatles.
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The Monkees, S Club 7 etc :shh
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Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 03:27:54 PM
can we please start making a divide between people born before 1990 and people who were born after?
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Brehvolution on May 05, 2010, 09:10:43 PM
can we please start making a divide between people born before 1990 and people who were born after?

There is a divide. Those born after 1990 are the hipsters.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 05, 2010, 09:21:46 PM
Those born after 1990 wear cravats.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: demi on May 10, 2010, 10:57:03 PM
[youtube=560,345]IvmIzxO0-n4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 20, 2010, 09:48:34 PM
Bieber Update: Bieber is Black

Quote
"Bieber has crossed the color boundaries the same way that hip-hop has crossed the boundaries the other way for a number of years," said Stephen Hill, BET's President of Music Programming and Specials. The awards will be held on Los Angeles on June 27.

Read more: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37220506/ns/today-entertainment/#ixzz0oWa6I9dd
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37220506/ns/today-entertainment/ taken from GAF
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Brehvolution on May 20, 2010, 10:09:13 PM
 :yuck
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on May 20, 2010, 10:18:54 PM
My people should be ashamed of themselves.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 20, 2010, 10:34:18 PM
what the i don't even
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 24, 2010, 02:41:57 AM
[youtube=560,345]JxSeCKwz-jw[/youtube]
He has to be distinguished mentally-challenged or this is a ploy to be in the news  :lol
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: OptimoPeach on May 24, 2010, 02:44:21 AM
What the hell is going on with his hair? It's like a helmet
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 24, 2010, 02:45:52 AM
Probably a homage to The Beetles :derp
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 24, 2010, 02:49:32 AM
Doesn't seem like an asshole. I can't hate the playa
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 24, 2010, 02:55:15 AM
He took it in good grace but after 'German'. Hmmm
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Brehvolution on May 24, 2010, 08:53:29 AM
can we please start making a divide between people born before 1990 and people who were born after?

There is a divide. Those born after 1990 are the hipsters.
I'm a hipster?
NO. You enjoy metal and have exempted yourself.
Title: Re: Bieber is the next Usher
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 25, 2010, 02:44:51 AM
[youtube=560,345]xCPzRr5XQV8[/youtube]
2 years olds can sing it!

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'Tis cute though prompted
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