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Title: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 05:57:38 PM: In my mind.

I've done it four times today.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Yeti on April 27, 2010, 06:01:56 PM: I thought you liked flat things on girls :teehee
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: jiji on April 27, 2010, 06:02:57 PM: (http://www.sharplily.com/wp-content/021707_flats.jpg)

???
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 06:03:40 PM: :punch
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 27, 2010, 06:14:47 PM: Did you punch the same girl or four different girls?
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Bacchus7 on April 27, 2010, 06:19:45 PM: What's wrong with flats or the term flats? Some flats can be very flattering.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 27, 2010, 06:37:14 PM: clearly he is not married

flats = woman isn't in pain from walking in heels = you get sidehugz
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 06:45:36 PM: there are other kinds of shoes

besides flats
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 06:49:20 PM: boots
sneakers
chucks?
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 27, 2010, 06:50:05 PM: haha, you know about girl shoes

what a fag
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 27, 2010, 06:51:26 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on April 27, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
haha, you know about girl shoes

what a fag

:lol
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 06:53:52 PM: well i mean it's just that i see them all the time because i'm always looking down at the ground when girls are around
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 27, 2010, 06:57:27 PM: :lol
best joke character ever.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: brawndolicious on April 27, 2010, 07:00:04 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
well i mean it's just that i see them all the time because i'm always looking down at the ground when girls are around

That reminds me of E.B. Farnum's assistant in Deadwood.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 27, 2010, 07:04:11 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
well i mean it's just that i see them all the time because i'm always looking down at the ground when girls are around

Me too :(
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Brehvolution on April 27, 2010, 07:05:51 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 05:57:38 PM
In my mind.

I've done it four times today.

(http://s3.tinypic.com/2prwy9y_th.jpg)
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 07:10:03 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 27, 2010, 07:04:11 PM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on April 27, 2010, 06:53:52 PM
well i mean it's just that i see them all the time because i'm always looking down at the ground when girls are around

Me too :(

:(
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Third on April 27, 2010, 07:24:12 PM: Girls look cute in flats. But uggs, on the other hand, are a turn-off.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Third on April 27, 2010, 07:39:45 PM: They look awful and very primitive. Look like eskimo shoes to me.
Chicks even wear them when it's hot outside. Very fug.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 27, 2010, 07:50:13 PM: In short: As long as she has the legs who cares what she has on her feet.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: brawndolicious on April 27, 2010, 07:52:46 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on April 27, 2010, 07:50:13 PM
In short: As long as she has the legs who cares what she has on her feet.
I think that's the concept behind Uggs. They go on the feet and make everything above it look more attractive.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Third on April 27, 2010, 07:56:45 PM: Quote from: The Business on April 27, 2010, 07:46:46 PM
You seriously give a shit?

What a waste of legs. Look how ugly those shoes look. :lol
I wouldn't immediately turn down a chick with uggs. But I would ask her to not wear them in my presence.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: chronovore on April 27, 2010, 08:12:51 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 27, 2010, 06:20:59 PM
My wife wears flats. :-*

And she could probably kick your ass.
Let me know when the PPV airs; will subscribe.

Quote from: The Business on April 27, 2010, 07:46:46 PM
(http://laist.com/attachments/la_malingering/pink%20uggs%20with%20miniskirt.JPG)

You seriously give a shit?
Um. I'm going to need a minute. *fans self*

Pretty sure I could take out that gangly, hipster BF without too much noise.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: drew on April 27, 2010, 08:26:22 PM: Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on April 27, 2010, 07:00:59 PM
bypassing word filters?

Mandark is ashamed :wag

word filters are for fags
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Ichirou on April 27, 2010, 09:12:16 PM: What's wrong with wearing flats? Flats can be cute.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: drew on April 27, 2010, 10:36:06 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2010, 09:12:16 PM
What's wrong with wearing fags? Fags can be cute.

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Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Skidmark on April 27, 2010, 10:38:39 PM: Quote from: Spencer on April 27, 2010, 09:33:48 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 27, 2010, 09:12:16 PM
What's wrong with wearing flats? Flats can be cute.
I find flats on girls very cute in fact.

Same, I usually like girls who wear them more than those who wear high heels if I am to stereotype.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Diunx on April 27, 2010, 10:53:18 PM: Yeah, flats look good on girls, what I really hate is high heels :yuck
Title: Very well I contradict myself. For I contain platitudes.
Post by: Mandark on April 28, 2010, 01:43:07 AM: Quote from: Jinfash Akbar on April 27, 2010, 07:00:59 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on April 27, 2010, 06:50:05 PM
haha, you know about girl shoes

what a fag

bypassing word filters?

Mandark is ashamed :wag

I support this use under the Roger Rabbit Exemption: Only when it's funny.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Veidt on April 28, 2010, 01:57:34 AM: I have to agree with Fistful. Flats are crazy, so are high heels ( unless it's for an appropriate occasion).
Sneakers ftw.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: fistfulofmetal on April 28, 2010, 07:15:34 AM: Boots the go half way up your shin are the sexiest of the various footwear. More girls should wear them.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: tiesto on April 28, 2010, 09:15:26 AM: My girlfriend wears sneakers nearly all of the time. She's not one for fashion at all (not that I mind)... Not a fan of Uggs though, they just scream out "typical Long Island girl".
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: muckhole on April 28, 2010, 09:58:55 AM: I'll take stupid Uggs over the Crocs fad which has mercifully passed any day.
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: Tristam on April 28, 2010, 10:13:32 AM: Quote from: The Business on April 27, 2010, 07:46:46 PM
(http://laist.com/attachments/la_malingering/pink%20uggs%20with%20miniskirt.JPG)

You seriously give a shit?

As pointed out on GAF, the other great thing about this picture is that the man up front is wearing a fucking poncho. :lol
Title: Re: Today I punched a girl in the face because she was wearing "flats".
Post by: etiolate on April 28, 2010, 10:16:49 PM: ponchos are pimp