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Title: So my friend's stepbrother fucks his house...
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 28, 2010, 09:46:54 PM
This was a new one for me.  I was talking to a friend of mine today and she told me that when they were selling their house they noticed holes in her stepbrother's room, holes that he stuck his cock into.  Evidently he'd wrap up his dick in a sock and fuck the wall.  This isn't him making some glory hole for random people passing by on the street.  This was a genuine wall vagina.

A 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, 1 fuck hole home.

Just something for you boys to think about when you go house hunting.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 28, 2010, 09:48:06 PM
Sounds hot.
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Post by: demi on April 28, 2010, 09:48:31 PM
Nothing wrong with that.
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Post by: BlackMage on April 28, 2010, 09:49:08 PM
soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 28, 2010, 09:49:18 PM
I knew if there was one place on earth that would understand house fucking, EB is it.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 28, 2010, 09:50:11 PM
soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 28, 2010, 09:50:17 PM
The stepsister's bedroom was right next to his and every night she'd see his thing pokin' in and out of the wall.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 28, 2010, 09:50:39 PM
soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

They're stepsiblings so it ain't really incest.
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Post by: demi on April 28, 2010, 09:51:06 PM
Dont act like you havent fucked or been curious about fucking an inanimate object.
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Post by: BlackMage on April 28, 2010, 09:51:36 PM
gives a new meaning to the term homewrecker
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 28, 2010, 09:52:00 PM
soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

... and that didn't end their relationship right there? :wtf
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 28, 2010, 09:52:28 PM
Dont act like you havent fucked or been curious about fucking an inanimate object.

Trust me, the time I ever decide to fuck a wall you'll be the first to know.
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Post by: BlackMage on April 28, 2010, 09:53:42 PM
Dont act like you havent fucked or been curious about fucking an inanimate object.

Trust me, the time I ever decide to fuck a wall you'll be the first to know.

how come demi gets to be the first?!  :maf
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 28, 2010, 09:55:59 PM
Most important question, how big was the hole?
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Post by: demi on April 28, 2010, 09:56:09 PM
He has no problem telling stories of how he's tied naked to other men, but when someone's penis and a hole is involved it's suddenly taboo.

America -1
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Post by: Brehvolution on April 28, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
I'd check the couch.  :-\
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Title: Re: So my friend's stepbrother fucks his house...
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 28, 2010, 09:57:38 PM
Hey, I was tied to that guy without my knowledge. lol

But I draw the line at wall fucking.  I've got (some) standards.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 28, 2010, 09:58:08 PM
Most important question, how big was the hole?

I'll get dimensions tomorrow.
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Post by: lordmaji on April 28, 2010, 11:49:27 PM
...I guess it beats fucking a water bed?  :-\
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2010, 12:12:09 AM
...how old was the step-brother?
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Post by: Bocsius on April 29, 2010, 12:18:43 AM
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Post by: Don Flamenco on April 29, 2010, 12:29:39 AM
soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

how...what...what the fuck?  she's fine with this?
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2010, 01:05:06 AM
I would like to think he did this while listening to Iannis Xenakis.
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Post by: lennedsay on April 29, 2010, 01:21:02 AM
So many things wrong with this....  :-\

I'd suggest your friend seek professional help asap. Her stepbro is a lost cause though.
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Post by: Reb on April 29, 2010, 03:44:01 AM
[Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.

I used to have this dream regularly. A real fucked up version of the "naked in front of class" dream.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on April 29, 2010, 06:42:05 AM
soo how do they know it was a hole for his penis exactly?

She saw him do it.

Of course he also stroked it in front of her while watching Boogie Nights.
Ha as soon as I read the OP I was gonna say that he was probably fantasizing about her while banging his wall. Called it
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Post by: WrikaWrek on April 29, 2010, 07:12:05 AM
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 29, 2010, 08:17:47 AM
So whenever he gets misty eyed about the old' place, there's probably more to it
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Post by: muckhole on April 29, 2010, 11:00:58 AM
Most important question, how big was the hole?

I'll get dimensions tomorrow.

So? Did you fit?
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Post by: Yeti on April 29, 2010, 05:29:36 PM
Why did he need multiple holes?
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 29, 2010, 05:36:36 PM
Probably wore 'em out.

Melissa wasn't in today so I couldn't get cock hole dimensions.  That'll have to wait until Monday.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2010, 05:43:25 PM
Do you know how old he is?  That way we can decide if he's just going through a disturbing teenage phase or if he should be institutionalized.
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Post by: Yeti on April 29, 2010, 05:55:17 PM
Q: Why didn't the stepbrother use lubricant when fucking the house?

A: Because he liked going in dry(wall)!
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 29, 2010, 05:55:38 PM
This thread just made me remember a similar story.  A younger brother of a friend tried to stick his dick into a jacuzzi nozzle and they had to call emergency.  LOL at horny kids trying to fuck anything resembling an orifice.  
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 29, 2010, 06:20:06 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/jjr678.jpg)

I bet this would give him a woody.
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Post by: brawndolicious on April 29, 2010, 06:25:47 PM
....I thought I was looking at a dead elephant.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 29, 2010, 08:23:50 PM
I noticed he hasn't addressed questions about the disturbing stepbrother/stepsister relationship! He's hiding something! Wincest?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 29, 2010, 08:47:05 PM
We need pictures of Melissa first to be sure if this is wincest.
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Post by: Bloodwake on April 29, 2010, 10:28:49 PM
Wow, someone needs to send the stepbrother a link to Fleshlight.com.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 30, 2010, 07:14:16 AM
We need pictures of Melissa first to be sure if this is wincest.

I'm not sure she's going to go for that, but I'll see if I can take a pic of her on my phone on monday.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 30, 2010, 07:40:49 AM
He doesn't deny it! I knew it!

... when did they first make out?

Wait, upload pics before answering that.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on April 30, 2010, 09:01:29 PM
Like I said, the Melissa pic will have to wait at least until monday....god only knows if she'll agree to it though.

I did find out where her stepbrother works though.  Walmart.  The guy that likes to fuck walls works at Walmart.  It's almost too perfect.  I found out which one and I'm going to make a special trip out there to find this guy.  I still don't know what he looks like, all I know he's 30 years old, his name is Ryan, and that he works in the produce department.  I can do this.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on April 30, 2010, 09:02:50 PM
Like I said, the Melissa pic will have to wait at least until monday....god only knows if she'll agree to it though.

just be honest...some guys on the internet are wondering whether she's wincest or not
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 30, 2010, 09:14:20 PM
Thirty years old and still fucking walls?  Tsk.  I'd moved on to carpeted stairs by the time I was thirty.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on April 30, 2010, 09:15:36 PM
he works in the produce department

Ewww, I don't wanna know where that produce has been.
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Post by: tehjaybo on April 30, 2010, 09:23:38 PM
Seriously, couldn't the dude fuck some melon or something?
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Post by: brob on April 30, 2010, 09:43:11 PM
Seriously, couldn't the dude fuck some melon or something?
But then he'd hafta buy a fuck-ton of melons. The house can take a whole lot more dickin' before you've filled it up. It's the only financially reasonable thing to do!
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Post by: demi on April 30, 2010, 09:45:20 PM
Like I said, the Melissa pic will have to wait at least until monday....god only knows if she'll agree to it though.

I did find out where her stepbrother works though.  Walmart.  The guy that likes to fuck walls works at Walmart.  It's almost too perfect.  I found out which one and I'm going to make a special trip out there to find this guy.  I still don't know what he looks like, all I know he's 30 years old, his name is Ryan, and that he works in the produce department.  I can do this.

Sounds like you gonna ask him for some tips. Maybe you can swap stories of being strapped naked to other men.
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Post by: tehjaybo on May 01, 2010, 03:09:15 AM
Seriously, couldn't the dude fuck some melon or something?
But then he'd hafta buy a fuck-ton of melons. The house can take a whole lot more dickin' before you've filled it up. It's the only financially reasonable thing to do!

But he works in produce!  ???
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Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2010, 05:44:25 AM
Got any pics of the house?
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Post by: Dickie Dee on May 01, 2010, 06:39:01 AM
(http://www.annenahm.com/anneimage/MILFification/GloryHole.jpg)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2010, 01:05:58 PM
I once took an empty toilet paper roll and filled it with water until it got somewhat moist and then to feel like fucking a body I did it while laying on top of a toilet with my dick on the inside and started humping, wasn't as satisfying either.

wtf  :lol
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Post by: Akala on May 01, 2010, 04:12:19 PM
hmmm