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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: mojovonio on May 04, 2010, 04:10:38 PM

Title: :piss Xbox 360 :piss2 No More Heroes Truest form = PS3
Post by: mojovonio on May 04, 2010, 04:10:38 PM: http://d.hatena.ne.jp/yoda-dip-jp/ (http://d.hatena.ne.jp/yoda-dip-jp/)
(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/sNMH_19_360.png)
(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/sNMH_19_PS3.png)
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Post by: Raban on May 04, 2010, 04:15:10 PM: In the link most of the 360 caps look way better.
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Post by: Third on May 04, 2010, 04:19:54 PM: SD360 version seems to look worse than the Wii version going by that pic.
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Post by: Robo on May 04, 2010, 04:22:37 PM: (http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/sNMH_01_360.png)
(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/sNMH_01_PS3.png)

(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/sNMH_10_360.png)
(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/sNMH_10_PS3.png)

(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/sNMH_02_360.png)
(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/sNMH_02_PS3.png)

What the hell is going on with this shit port? Is the PS3 version CENSORED?
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Post by: Third on May 04, 2010, 04:23:11 PM: Yep.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 04:25:18 PM: WHAT?! NO!!!!

Is this because the Japanese people always censor their gore games? I'm sure if this comes to the west, it won't be censored on ps3.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2010, 04:26:39 PM: Looks like a momentary hiccup in that last pic, where the Xbox360 hasn't loaded the high quality version of the building yet and is still displaying the distant, low quality version. The Xbox360 version actually looks better overall AND isn't censored.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2010, 04:29:39 PM: How come the PS3 suffered from the same problem in another comparison?

Look at the faraway building with the billboard.

PS3:

(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/NMH_18_PS3.png)

360:
(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/NMH_18_360.png)
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Post by: Bebpo on May 04, 2010, 04:31:21 PM: Both are a disgrace to HD graphics. Play this on Wii
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 04:31:46 PM: Shut the fuck up, bebpo. I WANT MY GORE.
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Post by: iconoclast on May 04, 2010, 04:34:10 PM: 360 version is rated Cero Z, which is the highest possible rating, because no one buys 360 games anyway. PS3 version is censored for a lighter rating in hopes of mainstream sales (:lol).

Same reason they took out the gore in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. Hayashi can bullshit all he wants about a cleaner style, but they just wanted the lighter rating so they can avoid the "adult game" tag.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 04:35:34 PM: ARRRRRRGH
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Post by: Robo on May 04, 2010, 04:37:25 PM: *himuro explodes into a cloud of ambiguous ash and quickly dissipates*
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 04, 2010, 04:38:32 PM: Himuro is so dumb :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 04:39:40 PM: How am I dumb for expecting gore?!

Guess I'll play it on wii. :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Raban on May 04, 2010, 04:44:52 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 04, 2010, 04:39:40 PM
How am I dumb for expecting gore?!

Guess I'll play it on wii. :'( :'( :'(

JUMP BACK IN
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2010, 04:45:15 PM: Quote from: iconoclast on May 04, 2010, 04:34:10 PM
360 version is rated Cero Z, which is the highest possible rating, because no one buys 360 games anyway. PS3 version is censored for a lighter rating in hopes of mainstream sales (:lol).

Same reason they took out the gore in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. Hayashi can bullshit all he wants about a cleaner style, but they just wanted the lighter rating so they can avoid the "adult game" tag.

Haven't the standards always been tougher for 360 games in Japan?
Title: Re: :piss Xbox 360 :piss2 No More Heroes Truest form = PS3
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 04:49:08 PM: Quote from: startselect on May 04, 2010, 04:44:52 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 04, 2010, 04:39:40 PM
How am I dumb for expecting gore?!

Guess I'll play it on wii. :'( :'( :'(

JUMP BACK IN

fuck no.
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Post by: Third on May 04, 2010, 04:51:31 PM: lol at the Himuro meltdown. :lol

But yeah, censorship is stupid.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 04:51:49 PM: is this announced for NA release yet? if it's not coming I might as well import ps3 version or... *gulp* play it on wii.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2010, 04:53:50 PM: Crap game is crap, regardless of platform.
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Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2010, 04:55:14 PM: Quote from: Third on May 04, 2010, 04:23:11 PM
Yep.
:rofl
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Post by: Third on May 04, 2010, 04:55:39 PM: Don't know if there's a NA release. And don't care. NMH Wii is one of the worst games I've ever played.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 04:56:03 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2010, 04:53:50 PM
Crap game is crap, regardless of platform.

It sucks? What did you think of Killer 7? I loved Killer 7.
Title: Re: :piss Xbox 360 :piss2 No More Heroes Truest form = PS3
Post by: Third on May 04, 2010, 04:57:50 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 04, 2010, 04:56:03 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2010, 04:53:50 PM
Crap game is crap, regardless of platform.

It sucks? What did you think of Killer 7? I loved Killer 7.

Also one of the worst games I've ever played.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 05:04:39 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on May 04, 2010, 05:03:35 PM
Worst "game" I ever played was MGS4.

ditto
Title: Re: :piss Xbox 360 :piss2 No More Heroes Truest form = PS3
Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 05:04:54 PM: Quote from: Third on May 04, 2010, 04:57:50 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 04, 2010, 04:56:03 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2010, 04:53:50 PM
Crap game is crap, regardless of platform.

It sucks? What did you think of Killer 7? I loved Killer 7.

Also one of the worst games I've ever played.

then there's hope I could like NMH! YIPPY!
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Post by: Raban on May 04, 2010, 05:05:31 PM: Haters gonna hate. Suda 51 = God
Title: Re: :piss Xbox 360 :piss2 No More Heroes Truest form = PS3
Post by: iconoclast on May 04, 2010, 05:10:46 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2010, 04:45:15 PM
Quote from: iconoclast on May 04, 2010, 04:34:10 PM
360 version is rated Cero Z, which is the highest possible rating, because no one buys 360 games anyway. PS3 version is censored for a lighter rating in hopes of mainstream sales (:lol).

Same reason they took out the gore in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. Hayashi can bullshit all he wants about a cleaner style, but they just wanted the lighter rating so they can avoid the "adult game" tag.

Haven't the standards always been tougher for 360 games in Japan?

I dunno about that. Most games that are rated Z on 360 have excessive violence, like Gears of War, Ninja Gaiden 2, Dead Rising, etc. I think publishers are just more conscious about the PS3 version because it might actually sell well to the casual audience that is nonexistent on 360. There's nothing that violent on PS3 off the top of my head, except God of War 3, which is rated Z.

The Japanese version of NMH on the Wii was censored too, wasn't it? I think they explode into coins or something.

And NMH is awesome. Best game on the Wii.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2010, 05:18:06 PM: Seriously Thirst has the worst taste in gaming.

If gaming were music, he'd be a Justin Bieber worshipper.
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Post by: Third on May 04, 2010, 05:28:41 PM: I guess that's me. Spelling a name right gets hard when you get old. :smug
And someone who defends the Wii doesn't have the right to judge other people's taste imo.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on May 04, 2010, 05:44:35 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 04, 2010, 05:04:39 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on May 04, 2010, 05:03:35 PM
Worst "game" I ever played was MGS4.

ditto

thirsted

MGS4 is a pile of shit. Though not as bad as FFXIII.
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Post by: Bebpo on May 04, 2010, 05:53:05 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on May 04, 2010, 05:03:35 PM
Worst "game" I ever played was MGS4.

You didn't play Spirit Tracks?
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 04, 2010, 05:57:02 PM: Quote from: Third on May 04, 2010, 05:28:41 PM
I guess that's me. Spelling a name right gets hard when you get old. :smug

First (on OA) + Third (on EB) = thirst.

Quote from: Third on May 04, 2010, 05:28:41 PM
And someone who defends the Wii doesn't have the right to judge other people's taste imo.

Sorry dude, I play games regardless of the console (except for the :piss PS3 :piss2)
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 04, 2010, 05:58:56 PM: Quote from: Don Flamenco on May 04, 2010, 05:44:35 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 04, 2010, 05:04:39 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on May 04, 2010, 05:03:35 PM
Worst "game" I ever played was MGS4.

ditto

thirsted
:lol
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Post by: magus on May 04, 2010, 06:34:20 PM: Himuro is dumb for wanting to play no more heroes in the first place :smug
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Post by: demi on May 04, 2010, 06:45:28 PM: I'd replay this for that 1000 on my gamercard. At least it isnt poopy NMH2... which I would also replay for the 1000
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 04, 2010, 06:56:59 PM: Quote from: magus on May 04, 2010, 06:34:20 PM
Himuro is dumb for wanting to play no more heroes in the first place :smug

ltf
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 04, 2010, 07:10:32 PM: Quote from: demi on May 04, 2010, 06:45:28 PM
I'd replay this for that 1000 on my gamercard. At least it isnt poopy NMH2... which I would also replay for the 1000

Same here man! Does anyone know yet if this is getting a western release?
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 04, 2010, 07:12:26 PM: Quote from: iconoclast on May 04, 2010, 05:10:46 PM

The Japanese version of NMH on the Wii was censored too, wasn't it? I think they explode into coins or something.

The PAL/Euro version was censored too :( yeah just this black stuff flew everywhwere when you killed someone. It sucked. But the game was still AWESOME
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Post by: Great Rumbler on May 04, 2010, 07:13:47 PM: Quote from: The Sceneman on May 04, 2010, 07:12:26 PM
Quote from: iconoclast on May 04, 2010, 05:10:46 PM

The Japanese version of NMH on the Wii was censored too, wasn't it? I think they explode into coins or something.

The PAL/Euro version was censored too :( yeah just this black stuff flew everywhwere when you killed someone.

That's really lame. >:(
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 07:28:59 PM: Quote from: magus on May 04, 2010, 06:34:20 PM
Himuro is dumb for wanting to play no more heroes in the first place :smug

I like Killer 7, what can I say :(
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 04, 2010, 07:36:44 PM: dont listen to these guys Himuro, Killer 7 is my favourite game of all time and NMH is awesome too. If you liked K7 you'll enjoy NMH. Its not as clever or involving, but still awesome.
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 07:49:12 PM: :rock

K7 DEFENSE GO
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2010, 07:53:48 PM: Eh, I want NMH for the PS3. I've heard rumors of a fall release for North America.
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Post by: iconoclast on May 04, 2010, 08:09:53 PM: Yeah, someone on GAF posted a release list that had NMH on it, but I don't know if it was fake or what. If it's not announced for the US within a few months I'll probably import the 360 version.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 04, 2010, 08:24:11 PM: Yeah, if nothing is announced at E3 I'll probably import the PS3 version over the Summer.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 04, 2010, 09:07:11 PM: Quote
No Gore= No More :himu

I'll just spend my money at the Taco Bell drive-thru instead.
/
:himu
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Post by: Himu on May 04, 2010, 09:30:45 PM: grasshopper realizes how gore is handled in the west so if it comes out here, I'm sure the ps3 version won't be butchered. Other Japanese games are censored but are uncut in the western versions so it's totally possible. Heck, NMH wii is an example of this. Japanese version has like no gore, western version is totally uncut.
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Post by: bork on May 04, 2010, 09:40:20 PM: Does that link show all the glitches too? I picked up the 360 version but quit playing after it glitched on me during the tutorial session. An enemy died but his body remained frozen on the screen along with his severed head next to it. Couldn't continue on. Apparently there a number of glitches like this in the game...a big patch is supposed to be released in a few weeks. What a fuck-up.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on May 05, 2010, 12:14:05 AM: only japan could screw up and up-port this badly :japancry
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 12:27:21 AM: :rofl at the Himuro meltdown in this thread.

Shoulda kept your 360, dude.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 12:34:06 AM: This has everything to do with Japanese censorship and nothing to do with 360.
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Post by: The Sceneman on May 05, 2010, 12:35:35 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 12:27:21 AM
:rofl at the Himuro meltdown in this thread.

Shoulda kept your 360, dude.

He should have kept his Wii, also! :rofl :rofl :rofl

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:himu
[close]
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 12:35:58 AM: PS3's for pansies. That's what this is about.
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Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 12:36:11 AM: :lol
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 12:38:48 AM: Wii smh
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 12:39:32 AM: I want to taste Himuro's tears. They must be so delicious.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 12:43:12 AM: I hate censorship.

It's like with Ninja Gaiden 2. One of the best things about NG2 is the gore and the insanity of it all, but NGS2 has purple mist instead of gore. It's stupid.

Thankfully I live in the Land of the Free (tm) and Japanese recognize our love for blood and guts resulting in their games being censored of gore while they add more gore to our games.

I'm pretty positive if this comes to Amurikkka it will be uncut for the ps3. It'd be stupid if not, because Japan != NA or EU. There have been countless examples in the past.

In any case, if this doesn't come to the west, even if the 360 version is uncut, it's not like 360 - the inferior system - is region free. :smug
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 12:44:42 AM: Pretty positive is not 100% sure. You must live in fear of the chance that you'll never get to play No More Heroes uncensored on PS3. :tbslol
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 12:47:34 AM: I shall not rest until it is confirmed to be uncut!
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 12:47:44 AM: Quote
:fbm

/
:himu
(http://yoda.dip.jp/Game/NoMoreHeroes/sNMH_10_PS3.png)
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 12:48:52 AM: :fbm
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Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 12:49:11 AM: Quote from: Himuro on May 05, 2010, 12:43:12 AM
I'm pretty positive if this comes to Amurikkka it will be uncut for the ps3.
Like Sigma 2, right?
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 12:49:40 AM: Maybe I should go out and pick up a copy of the uncensored No More Heroes on 360 today. 8)
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 12:49:53 AM: Lyte Edge, is the next gen upgrade better than the wii version? As someone who has played both 360 and wii versions, which should someone who wants to play NMH get?
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 12:52:06 AM: Quote from: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 12:49:11 AM
Quote from: Himuro on May 05, 2010, 12:43:12 AM
I'm pretty positive if this comes to Amurikkka it will be uncut for the ps3.
Like Sigma 2, right?

Well, they'd be pretty dumb to release the same game, side-by-side, with a game that isn't censored, wouldn't they? I don't think I've ever heard of anything like that.

With Sigma 2, NG2 came out like a year and a half prior to Sigma 2, so it's totally different situations, and Sigma 2 is an exception, not the rule. Games like Resident Evil, Dead Rising, No More Heroes, and more have their gore intact in western versions while they are edited in the Japanese versions. It's pretty common.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 12:53:04 AM: Lyte Edge, as someone who has both jerked off and had sex with a woman, which is better?
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 12:54:07 AM: :lol

I'm mostly curious because people say the reason NMH is enjoyable is the feedback from the wiimote, and I wonder how the action translates to 360/ps3.
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 12:57:39 AM: Quote from: Himuro on May 05, 2010, 12:52:06 AM
With Sigma 2, NG2 came out like a year and a half prior to Sigma 2, so it's totally different situations, and Sigma 2 is an exception, not the rule. Games like Resident Evil, Dead Rising, No More Heroes, and more have their gore intact in western versions while they are edited in the Japanese versions. It's pretty common.

/
:himu
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 12:59:15 AM: gosh I want to play NMH so bad. I have even considered rebuying a wii for sin and punishment 2, mario galaxy 1/2, and nmh. I didn't want to sell my wii, despite it being my biggest gaming console purchase regret - I had a financial situation!
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Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 01:00:32 AM: You know Himu, I find it odd how much you care about this game and you still haven't even touched Bayonetta.

It's a fun game, but the combat is pretty simple.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 01:01:27 AM: Quote from: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 01:00:32 AM
You know Himu, I find it odd how much you care about this game and you still haven't even touched Bayonetta.

Killer 7 :'(
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 01:02:38 AM: Suffer like G did, Himuro.

That's what you get for not buying Bayonetta.
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Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 01:05:12 AM: Quote from: Himuro on May 05, 2010, 01:01:27 AM
Quote from: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 01:00:32 AM
You know Himu, I find it odd how much you care about this game and you still haven't even touched Bayonetta.

Killer 7 :'(

Killer 7 this is not. K7 had a lot going for it besides the gameplay.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 01:05:18 AM: But my name starts with a G; I'm already suffering!
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 01:06:40 AM: Quote from: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 01:05:12 AM
Quote from: Himuro on May 05, 2010, 01:01:27 AM
Quote from: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 01:00:32 AM
You know Himu, I find it odd how much you care about this game and you still haven't even touched Bayonetta.

Killer 7 :'(

Killer 7 this is not. K7 had a lot going for it besides the gameplay.

It seems K7 is grasshopper's hole-in-one, then. Have you played Flower Sun and Rain for ds? Eeyuuck.

We should have a K7 replay thread sometime.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 01:06:55 AM: You're suffering because you're a wacky Jappy trapped in a black man's body.
Title: Re: :piss Xbox 360 :piss2 No More Heroes Truest form = PS3
Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 01:09:09 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 01:06:55 AM
You're suffering because you're a wacky Jappy trapped in a black man's body.

What Himuro feels like inside:

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rainbowgirl1313/Dir%20En%20Grey/ColorfulDirEnGrey.jpg)
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 01:09:16 AM: Thread hijack

KILLER 7 ROCKS
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 01:10:07 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 01:06:55 AM
You're suffering because you're a wacky Jappy trapped in a black man's body.

I'm not even that wacky jappy. I just prefer japanese games to western games. Why is that such a crime?!
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 01:11:17 AM: do you prefer Japanese women to American women?
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 01:13:09 AM: Fuck no. I have been attracted to maybe two Japanese women in my life time: that big-boobed Japanese porn chick I can't remember and this one girl from high school.

Asian women don't do anything for me, unfortunately, although there's exceptions, especially if they're from phillipines/vietnam.
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 01:17:19 AM: You dig the filipinos, huh?
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 01:18:30 AM: Racist! >:(

Do the Japs deprive you of their games?
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 01:29:48 AM: "Give me the games, but keep the women."
/
:himu
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Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2010, 01:44:30 AM: :lol
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Post by: demi on May 05, 2010, 01:49:36 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 01:09:09 AM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 01:06:55 AM
You're suffering because you're a wacky Jappy trapped in a black man's body.

What Himuro feels like inside:

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rainbowgirl1313/Dir%20En%20Grey/ColorfulDirEnGrey.jpg)

[youtube=560,345]XP5lz2CYNR4[/youtube]
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Post by: drew on May 05, 2010, 01:52:48 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 01:06:55 AM
You're suffering because you're a wacky Jappy trapped in a black man's body.

imagine how junpeii feels!
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 01:57:56 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 01:29:48 AM
"Give me the games, but keep the women."
/
:himu

pretty accurate
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 02:02:39 AM: Let's go to an anime con, Himu-chan. :heartbeat
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 02:04:36 AM: "Himu-chan, BBC kudasai." "Sorry but no BBC for you."
/ /
:uguu :himu
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 02:06:39 AM: :rofl
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 02:10:54 AM: I haven't been to an anime con since I was a teenager and I don't think I'd go to another one ever again. Just thinking of that point in my life makes me want to kill myself by shoving a dildo up my ass - considerably. The last one I went to, AKON 2004, I just loitered around the game room and participated in fighting game tournaments, which rocked, but as for the con itself? Never again.
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 02:12:38 AM: I don't think it's possible to kill yourself by shoving a dildo up your ass.

...have you tried?
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 02:15:19 AM: What if you put it in there really really deep.
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Post by: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 02:50:13 AM: I guess it depends on the size of the dildo. ???

I went to an anime convention in 2003. Had a chance to meet and attend panels with the character designer, writer, and one of the voice actress from the Sakura Wars series. Pretty good experience in that regard.
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Post by: bork on May 05, 2010, 09:59:58 AM: Quote from: Himuro on May 05, 2010, 12:49:53 AM
Lyte Edge, is the next gen upgrade better than the wii version? As someone who has played both 360 and wii versions, which should someone who wants to play NMH get?

I never played much of the original on Wii so I couldn't tell you. Was not a fan of the controls. I prefer the way that NMH2 plays with the Wii Classic Controller and the 360 version is set up the same way.

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 12:53:04 AM
Lyte Edge, as someone who has both jerked off and had sex with a woman, which is better?

:rofl
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Post by: Raban on May 05, 2010, 01:13:39 PM: Quote from: Good Day Sir on May 05, 2010, 09:59:58 AM
Quote from: Himuro on May 05, 2010, 12:49:53 AM
Lyte Edge, is the next gen upgrade better than the wii version? As someone who has played both 360 and wii versions, which should someone who wants to play NMH get?

I never played much of the original on Wii so I couldn't tell you. Was not a fan of the controls. I prefer the way that NMH2 plays with the Wii Classic Controller and the 360 version is set up the same way.

Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 12:53:04 AM
Lyte Edge, as someone who has both jerked off and had sex with a woman, which is better?

:rofl

360 = Superior Quality confirmed.

Himu owned again.
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Post by: Himu on May 05, 2010, 01:33:43 PM: Your logic makes no sense as it assumes that the ps3 version wouldn't use the same control scheme as NMH2 and 360 version. ???

Lyte Edge, is the lack of motion control bad or does it add to the game?
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2010, 05:24:03 PM: Got my copy in the mail today. I've never played the Wii version, but I'm guessing the combat isn't as mashy when you're waggling like crazy. Totally wacky Jappy, I'm loving it after the first level. Load times aren't horrible, but they're still present.
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Post by: Himu on June 25, 2010, 05:52:24 PM: No, wii version uses waggle in spurts, for final attacks and stuff. If every attack were waggle, it wouldn't be effective. But slicing a dude's head off when the game tells you to is awesome.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2010, 05:55:40 PM: Quote from: Himuro on June 25, 2010, 05:52:24 PM
No, wii version uses waggle in sports, for final attacks and stuff. If every attack were waggle, it wouldn't effective. But slicing a dude's head off when the game tells you to is awesome.

Oh, ok. Yeah, the "finishing moves" require you to click R3 and then move the stick in the direction it says.
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Post by: Himu on June 25, 2010, 05:57:57 PM: That would be pretty badass too.

jesus christ that post up there had a lot of spelling and grammar errors
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 25, 2010, 06:01:10 PM: When you clash swords with an enemy, it has you twirl the right stick in the direction of the movement on-screen to overpower them. It's not the most responsive system.
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Post by: chronovore on June 26, 2010, 09:26:54 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on May 05, 2010, 01:09:09 AM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 05, 2010, 01:06:55 AM
You're suffering because you're a wacky Jappy trapped in a black man's body.

What Himuro feels like inside:

(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Rainbowgirl1313/Dir%20En%20Grey/ColorfulDirEnGrey.jpg)

I laughed for a full minute over this.

And that cenobite chick is pretty hot. Even if she's a guy.
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Post by: demi on August 18, 2010, 12:15:24 PM: No More Heroes coming to PS3 (w/ Move support) & Xbox 360 in America from Konami
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 18, 2010, 02:04:12 PM: Konami, huh? That's pretty cool of them.
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Post by: The Sceneman on August 18, 2010, 04:58:40 PM: Quote from: demi on August 18, 2010, 12:15:24 PM
No More Heroes coming to PS3 (w/ Move support) & Xbox 360 in America from Konami

woohoo, another 1000 for me :punch
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Post by: iconoclast on August 18, 2010, 06:55:42 PM: Awesome, saves me money from importing it. I will miss doing the motions to german suplex guys, however.