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Title: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: tiesto on May 05, 2010, 01:23:43 PM
Yup, my first ever cruise... gonna be leaving out of the Port of Miami (maybe I'll bump into Rick Ross), and going to the Bahamas, via Carnival. I don't really know what to expect, apart from a lot of eating...

should be a good time, eating, relaxing overlooking the water while playing DS, drinking at the local bars, snorkeling... I just hope my trip isn't spoiled by any DOLPHINS!
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2010, 01:40:55 PM
I've been on one Carnival cruise. It's awesome. Mostly eating and drinking and partying. You're single, right? You'll love it.
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: tiesto on May 05, 2010, 02:21:12 PM
I've been on one Carnival cruise. It's awesome. Mostly eating and drinking and partying. You're single, right? You'll love it.

Nope, got a girlfriend, but she won't be going on the cruise...

I won't misbehave TOO much  :teehee
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: Reb on May 05, 2010, 02:41:29 PM
It's not cheating if you only put in the tip.
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 05, 2010, 03:29:13 PM
Time to go whalin'
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 05, 2010, 04:11:03 PM
It's not cheating if you only put in the tip.

In the butt.
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: Mupepe on May 05, 2010, 04:50:18 PM
I know a guy who was supposed to leave out of Miami for a cruise today but his wife died last week.  Just sayin.
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2010, 05:11:59 PM
I've been on one Carnival cruise. It's awesome. Mostly eating and drinking and partying. You're single, right? You'll love it.

Nope, got a girlfriend, but she won't be going on the cruise...

I won't misbehave TOO much  :teehee

Uh, yeah... that was dumb.
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2010, 05:14:20 PM
And to elaborate, people get so drunk on cruises, that intercourse is basically mandatory. Every time I go, chicks talk about their boyfriends, fiancés and husbands the first day and they vanish a day after you hit international waters. Without fail, if a chick goes without her partner, she bangs some dude.

Funny story: I added this chick as a friend on Facebook who banged this guy on the cruise. She's married. She added a mutual acquaintance of the guy she cheated on her husband with, and he mentioned it on her wall. :lol
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 05, 2010, 05:17:02 PM
wow :rofl
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 05, 2010, 05:20:53 PM
She stopped posting on her Facebook after that, I have no idea.
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: demi on May 05, 2010, 05:21:02 PM
Why would you go on a cruise just to play DS? Let alone by yourself if you've got a girlfriend?
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: Akala on May 05, 2010, 07:24:04 PM
I've always wanted to go on a single's cruise.
So does every fat chick in America

 :lol
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: tiesto on May 05, 2010, 10:08:50 PM
Why would you go on a cruise just to play DS? Let alone by yourself if you've got a girlfriend?

Well, I'm actually going with my friend and his family... they wanted to take him on a little getaway b/c he recently got into a nasty divorce (loooong story that I'll have to get into some other time). He asked if me and another one of our friends wanted to come along, I figured "what the hell"? Felt it would be a bit awkward bringing my g/f along to chill with his family and such.

I am sure we are gonna be packed to the brim doing activities and stuff, but I'm an introvert so I like my alone time, hence the DS...

Willco, I am a pretty well-behaved guy, never cheated on a girl and no plans to, at all. I'll gladly wing for my 2 friends though, since they are single.
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2010, 12:25:36 AM
Wait, what does wing mean to you?  Wing to me always meant fuck the ugly/fat girl. 

Shit, dude. You went above and beyond the call of duty. You don't need to fuck 'em to get them out of the way.
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2010, 01:07:17 AM
Get them drunk and dump them in an alleyway.
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: DJ_Tet on May 06, 2010, 02:01:22 AM
And to elaborate, people get so drunk on cruises, that intercourse is basically mandatory. Every time I go, chicks talk about their boyfriends, fiancés and husbands the first day and they vanish a day after you hit international waters. Without fail, if a chick goes without her partner, she bangs some dude.

Funny story: I added this chick as a friend on Facebook who banged this guy on the cruise. She's married. She added a mutual acquaintance of the guy she cheated on her husband with, and he mentioned it on her wall. :lol

 :lol screencap that shit  :-*
Title: Re: Going on a Cruise tomorrow...
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 06, 2010, 02:16:32 AM
Get them drunk and dump them in an alleyway.

:rofl

I look forward to the "William Federwang Guide to Getting Fatties Outta The Way"