THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: tiesto on May 05, 2010, 01:23:43 PM
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Yup, my first ever cruise... gonna be leaving out of the Port of Miami (maybe I'll bump into Rick Ross), and going to the Bahamas, via Carnival. I don't really know what to expect, apart from a lot of eating...
should be a good time, eating, relaxing overlooking the water while playing DS, drinking at the local bars, snorkeling... I just hope my trip isn't spoiled by any DOLPHINS!
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I've been on one Carnival cruise. It's awesome. Mostly eating and drinking and partying. You're single, right? You'll love it.
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I've been on one Carnival cruise. It's awesome. Mostly eating and drinking and partying. You're single, right? You'll love it.
Nope, got a girlfriend, but she won't be going on the cruise...
I won't misbehave TOO much :teehee
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It's not cheating if you only put in the tip.
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Time to go whalin'
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It's not cheating if you only put in the tip.
In the butt.
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I know a guy who was supposed to leave out of Miami for a cruise today but his wife died last week. Just sayin.
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I've been on one Carnival cruise. It's awesome. Mostly eating and drinking and partying. You're single, right? You'll love it.
Nope, got a girlfriend, but she won't be going on the cruise...
I won't misbehave TOO much :teehee
Uh, yeah... that was dumb.
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And to elaborate, people get so drunk on cruises, that intercourse is basically mandatory. Every time I go, chicks talk about their boyfriends, fiancés and husbands the first day and they vanish a day after you hit international waters. Without fail, if a chick goes without her partner, she bangs some dude.
Funny story: I added this chick as a friend on Facebook who banged this guy on the cruise. She's married. She added a mutual acquaintance of the guy she cheated on her husband with, and he mentioned it on her wall. :lol
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wow :rofl
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She stopped posting on her Facebook after that, I have no idea.
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Why would you go on a cruise just to play DS? Let alone by yourself if you've got a girlfriend?
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I've always wanted to go on a single's cruise.
So does every fat chick in America
:lol
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Why would you go on a cruise just to play DS? Let alone by yourself if you've got a girlfriend?
Well, I'm actually going with my friend and his family... they wanted to take him on a little getaway b/c he recently got into a nasty divorce (loooong story that I'll have to get into some other time). He asked if me and another one of our friends wanted to come along, I figured "what the hell"? Felt it would be a bit awkward bringing my g/f along to chill with his family and such.
I am sure we are gonna be packed to the brim doing activities and stuff, but I'm an introvert so I like my alone time, hence the DS...
Willco, I am a pretty well-behaved guy, never cheated on a girl and no plans to, at all. I'll gladly wing for my 2 friends though, since they are single.
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Wait, what does wing mean to you? Wing to me always meant fuck the ugly/fat girl.
Shit, dude. You went above and beyond the call of duty. You don't need to fuck 'em to get them out of the way.
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Get them drunk and dump them in an alleyway.
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And to elaborate, people get so drunk on cruises, that intercourse is basically mandatory. Every time I go, chicks talk about their boyfriends, fiancés and husbands the first day and they vanish a day after you hit international waters. Without fail, if a chick goes without her partner, she bangs some dude.
Funny story: I added this chick as a friend on Facebook who banged this guy on the cruise. She's married. She added a mutual acquaintance of the guy she cheated on her husband with, and he mentioned it on her wall. :lol
:lol screencap that shit :-*
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Get them drunk and dump them in an alleyway.
:rofl
I look forward to the "William Federwang Guide to Getting Fatties Outta The Way"