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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 01:44:43 PM

Title: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 01:44:43 PM
Is the cold weather making everyone's vaginas swell up, or something?

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Post by: Bacon on December 20, 2006, 01:45:49 PM
Holla.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 20, 2006, 01:46:00 PM
Including you.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 20, 2006, 01:49:07 PM
It's the ether.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2006, 01:49:30 PM
Merry Christmas, assholes.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 01:50:40 PM
Some people are getting coal in their stocking.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 20, 2006, 01:51:01 PM
Merry Christmas, assholes.
First you nailed my Lord to a cross and now you spit on his gave.  :'(
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Post by: whiteACID on December 20, 2006, 01:52:48 PM
I am The Black Stallion

Knowledge, thy middle name is Black.

I give Tennis lessons at a prestigious Country Club. The woman here are made of pure gold, I try to lap on their vaginas, but they laugh at me, deeming me unworthy.

My mom pegs me and when I turn around it tastes like the delicious chicken she fried for me earlier.

 :zzz
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2006, 01:52:50 PM
Why do people seriously act as if I, representative of the Hebrew past, present and future, personally dragged Christ and nailed him to the cross?
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 01:53:18 PM
First you nailed my Lord to a cross and now you spit on his gave.  :'(


WISE FROM YOUR GAVE
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 20, 2006, 01:53:53 PM
BTW, is Hannukah still going on? :lol
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 01:54:00 PM
I am The Black Stallion

Knowledge, thy middle name is Black.

I give Tennis lessons at a prestigious Country Club. The woman here are made of pure gold, I try to lap on their vaginas, but they laugh at me, deeming me unworthy.

My mom pegs me and when I turn around it tastes like the delicious chicken she fried for me earlier.

 :zzz

Thanks for perpetuating this bullshit even FURTHER, whiteACID!
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: whiteACID on December 20, 2006, 01:57:34 PM
Anything for you  :heart
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 02:00:47 PM
Fool me once...
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2006, 02:01:26 PM
BTW, is Hannukah still going on? :lol

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 02:04:01 PM
I bet Willco has some tasty-ass matzo balls. :drool
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Post by: Bacon on December 20, 2006, 02:06:37 PM
BTW, is Hannukah still going on? :lol

Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Make me some potato pancakes, bitch.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 20, 2006, 02:08:33 PM
Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Last night, I saw a menorah outside the restaurant where Willco and I ate dinner. I pointed to it and said, "look, it's a sign of your people!" He laughed maniacally and started shouting something in his evil Jew language that I couldn't understand. As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle.

Willco is a MENACE to our Judeo-Christian SOCIETY.
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Post by: Himu on December 20, 2006, 02:09:25 PM
Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Last night, I saw a menorah outside the restaurant where Willco and I ate dinner. I pointed to it and said, "look, it's a sign of your people!" He laughed maniacally and started shouting something in his evil Jew language that I couldn't understand. As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle.

Willco is a MENACE to our Judeo-Christian SOCIETY.

 :lol
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 20, 2006, 02:10:56 PM
some of us are chill, Saint C; you just don't notice the quiet ones :pimp
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Post by: demi on December 20, 2006, 02:11:55 PM
For real.
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Post by: Tigerriot on December 20, 2006, 02:12:07 PM
Yeah, I'm going to even make a formal Hannukah meal tomorrow night!

Last night, I saw a menorah outside the restaurant where Willco and I ate dinner. I pointed to it and said, "look, it's a sign of your people!" He laughed maniacally and started shouting something in his evil Jew language that I couldn't understand. As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle.

Willco is a MENACE to our Judeo-Christian SOCIETY.

 :lol
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2006, 02:13:13 PM
As I ran away in fear, he started kicking a homeless man, just because the guy wasn't wearing a yarmukle...

You conveniently left out the part where this so-called "homeless man" was really a guy dressed up as Chaplin panhandling for spare change and Zunes outside Virgin Megastore.
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 02:15:32 PM
some of us are chill, Saint C; you just don't notice the quiet ones :pimp


Oh, I notice you.

(http://www.ohword.com/images/271.jpg)
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 20, 2006, 02:15:38 PM
You conveniently left out the part where this so-called "homeless man" was really a guy dressed up as Chaplin panhandling for spare change and Zunes outside Virgin Megastore.

"Not everyone with that sort of clipped mustache is a Nazi," I told you, but you kept shouting about how he wouldn't get any of your "precious gold" and kicking the everloving Jesus out of him. (Literally.)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2006, 02:19:10 PM
Not only did I spot the scars of a tattoo removal of a swastika and the rank smell of his uncircumsized body odor, but he also had the audacity to wish me a Merry Christmas.  You know what that pagan jerk is getting for Christmas?  The sheeny curse!  Way to go, Chaplin.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 20, 2006, 02:20:09 PM
So, are you going to convert CrystalGemini to your Jewy ways?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2006, 02:21:46 PM
She bows to no one.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 20, 2006, 02:22:32 PM
tee hee
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 20, 2006, 02:23:30 PM
She bows to no one.
Does she get on her knees though?
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Post by: Himu on December 20, 2006, 02:23:58 PM
She bows to no one.
Does she get on her knees though?

:hyper
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2006, 02:26:09 PM
She bows to no one.
Does she get on her knees though?

Only to tie her shoes and look for car keys.
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Post by: cloudwalking on December 20, 2006, 02:26:52 PM
How can you tie your shoes while on your knees?
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Post by: BlueTsunami on December 20, 2006, 02:27:07 PM
:lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 20, 2006, 02:28:14 PM
How can you tie your shoes while on your knees?

Well, it's really just one knee, but you alternate when you need to tie the other one.
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Post by: Bacon on December 20, 2006, 02:45:06 PM
She bows to no one.
Does she get on her knees though?

Only to tie her shoes and look for car keys.

Sorry to hear that. :(
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 12:10:16 AM
Is the cold weather making everyone's vaginas swell up, or something?



He gets savagely picked on at OA, so he comes here to bitch MORE? lolz
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: Himu on December 21, 2006, 12:11:45 AM
Is the cold weather making everyone's vaginas swell up, or something?



He gets savagely picked on at OA, so he comes here to bitch MORE? lolz

But we pick on him here too!
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 12:14:45 AM
He told me to give him my phone number so he could give me the talking to of a lifetime!

Too bad when I answered the phone with my manly voice, his vagina trembled in fear and he hung up.
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Post by: demi on December 21, 2006, 12:17:33 AM
She bows to no one.
Does she get on her knees though?

Only to tie her shoes and look for car keys.

This relationship won't end well
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Post by: xnikki118x on December 21, 2006, 01:00:07 AM
Not only did I spot the scars of a tattoo removal of a swastika and the rank smell of his uncircumsized body odor, but he also had the audacity to wish me a Merry Christmas.  You know what that pagan jerk is getting for Christmas?  The sheeny curse!  Way to go, Chaplin.

Sheeny curse. :lol
Title: Re: There's a lot of fuck annoying people on Evilbore
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:05:12 AM
He told me to give him my phone number so he could give me the talking to of a lifetime!

Too bad when I answered the phone with my manly voice, his vagina trembled in fear and he hung up.


too bad your voicemail with U Can't Fucking Touch This came on. i don't have time to play with your ass; either you pick up, or you don't, but you don't fucking stalk me and call me four more times, hanging up each time. 
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Post by: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 02:09:38 AM
He told me to give him my phone number so he could give me the talking to of a lifetime!

Too bad when I answered the phone with my manly voice, his vagina trembled in fear and he hung up.


too bad your voicemail with U Can't Fucking Touch This came on. i don't have time to play with your ass; either you pick up, or you don't, but you don't fucking stalk me and call me four more times, hanging up each time. 


I said hello, and you hung up. I called you back once. After that, I kept getting calls from your number over and over. I'd miss them and call back. The last time a call came from your #, I found out it was your cheap ass voice mail calling my phone.

Don't think I care about you that much, boy
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:14:38 AM
you better prove you have my number in your phone more than once before i post pix of your number up in MY piece, repeatedly, over and over, high-pitched vince vaughan over the internet hanging up on the phone little fergynuy.
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Post by: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 02:20:14 AM
That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 21, 2006, 02:20:39 AM
Happy Festivus everyone!
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:21:12 AM
That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

interesting thing is it's very fucking possible with my phone
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Post by: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 02:22:23 AM
That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

interesting thing is it's very fucking possible with my phone

Interesting thing is different features on different phones. It does it so I can keep track of calls easier.

Fact is, you called and hung up after calling me out. Pussy
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Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2006, 02:23:42 AM
Happy Festivus everyone!
QUIET GEORGE
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 21, 2006, 03:11:10 AM
Happy Festivus everyone!
QUIET GEORGE

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/Festivusairingofgreivances.gif)
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Post by: Bloodwake on December 21, 2006, 03:29:15 AM
HI GUYS

WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD LOLZ
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Post by: drozmight on December 21, 2006, 03:48:26 AM
I just ate something called a pumpkin muffin and it sucked.

man that was bad.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 21, 2006, 09:27:00 AM
stocky > Corny
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Post by: Bacon on December 21, 2006, 09:29:27 AM
That'd be impossible. My phone groups together calls, making it impossible to see how many times you called. All I can say is the last time you called was 7:36

interesting thing is it's very fucking possible with my phone

Interesting thing is different features on different phones. It does it so I can keep track of calls easier.

Fact is, you called and hung up after calling me out. Pussy

You're both being really annoying.
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Post by: whiteACID on December 21, 2006, 09:39:32 AM
word
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Post by: Bacon on December 21, 2006, 09:54:05 AM
word

Call me.
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Post by: whiteACID on December 21, 2006, 09:59:53 AM
You never answer when I call you.  :-\
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Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 21, 2006, 10:14:20 AM
Happy Festivus everyone!

(http://www.kwillis.com/images/festivus-pole1.jpg)

WE'RE BRINGIN IT BACK BABY
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 11:11:21 AM
TSC.