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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: brob on May 08, 2010, 10:56:07 PM

Title: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: brob on May 08, 2010, 10:56:07 PM

Fer real, got laid tonight, but apparently, it was the type of lay that don't let me stay the night and I had to trek the 8km back home and am now sitting drunk as fuck in front of my computer instead of spooning the living fuck out of the woman that let me into her bed. What the fuck is the point of that? I got into her groin,. Tger is no point in tossing me out at the end of the night. OLike I want to walk the fuck home or something. fuck this shit,.  I was so drunk walking home it took me twoor so hours to waløk 8 fucking km. it's lighjt outside now. what' the fuck was the fucking point of tossing me out.

Profound sadness indeed. :'(

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 08, 2010, 10:59:39 PM

To diddle a girl's vagina

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 08, 2010, 10:59:50 PM

Time to turn your man card in.

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 08, 2010, 11:02:20 PM

when you wake up tomorrow you're going to be so glad you didn't stay

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: huckleberry on May 08, 2010, 11:03:42 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 08, 2010, 11:02:20 PM

when you wake up tomorrow you're going to be so glad you didn't stay

This.

Go wash the stank off of you, get into bed, and wake up tomorrow a happy man.

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: brob on May 08, 2010, 11:06:37 PM

Quote from: ToxicAdam on May 08, 2010, 10:59:50 PM

Time to turn your man card in.

yeah. feel liker a fucking pussy right now. Maybe I should sleep om it and call her, but I thik 9i'll end up feeling the shame too hard for that shit. If I put the dick in to it and get tossed out, that's a severe slight against my dickin' skillz. Need to work on that before I pretend there is even an option to geta  second åølay.-

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own be
Post by: Mupepe on May 08, 2010, 11:26:42 PM

Yeah. You were bad in bed

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: twerd on May 08, 2010, 11:27:42 PM

lol spooning

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 09, 2010, 12:27:08 AM

Well, maybe it spared you a beating from her giant BJJ instructor sadist boyfriend. Could be worse.

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 09, 2010, 03:13:03 AM

EB: Where even threads about getting pussy are mad homo

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2010, 03:37:42 AM

Can we get some descriptions of the sex. What did you guys do/how long did it last/etc

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 09, 2010, 03:42:34 AM

8ks? Next time do it at your place and kick the bitch out,

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: brob on May 09, 2010, 04:22:54 AM

oh dear lord, I just painted my toilet bowl with a special color of pain. I hate being sorta drunk still/hungover.  :-\

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: Kestastrophe on May 09, 2010, 08:47:55 AM

Yeah, if you walked 8km to get home you are lucky that you didn't get picked up

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: muckhole on May 09, 2010, 08:57:15 AM

Maybe her weirdo boyfriend who was hiding in in the closet watching you guys go at it was finished, tired and ready for bed. Be considerate!

 :drudge
 

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: brob on May 09, 2010, 10:16:56 AM

not hung over anymore, yay. Talked to her on facebook earlier and she said she was worried about her parents catching us or whatever, since she lives in their basement (sorta an apartment tho). I didn't hear that excuse yesterday, so it seems like I might be getting stringed along for something. I'll try another swing at soon(17th of may weekend :rock).

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 09, 2010, 10:26:45 AM

(him) "ahhhhh yeah, got mine"

(her) "..."

(him) "ah fuck, i'm so drunk..."

(her) "can you get it back up"

(him) (slurring) "uh, i got the whiskey dick goin on, maybe we can cuddle for awhile or something..."

(her) "..."

(him) "i get kinda lonely sometimes, i know you do too babe"

(him) "it'd just be nice to, y'know, maybe be together, hold each other, y'know, be that way together"

(him) "i get so scared sometimes, y'know, of bein' alone, and it'd be so nice to have your arms around me and telling me it's alllllriiiiight"

(him) "...please, mommy..."

(her) "..."

(her) "..."

(her) "...i, uh, think you need to go"

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: brob on May 09, 2010, 10:34:56 AM

muckhole had it right! prole was in the closet the entire time  :o

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and it totally was the whiskey!  :'(

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Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2010, 10:36:19 AM

 :lol

Title: Re: what's the point of getting laid if I have to go home and sleep in my own bed?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 09, 2010, 06:00:00 PM

Sometimes it takes a little something extra to get him in the mood for side-hugging.