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Title: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 11, 2010, 02:43:11 AM
Not only that, but I went to the titty bar.  THE TITTY BAR.  ME.  Bad news.  Many were the dollars spent, and copious were the drinks consumed.

Where the fuck did I go wrong today?  Not only that, but I have to be at my pseudo-job tomorrow at 10.  FML.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Barry Egan on May 11, 2010, 02:49:14 AM
eh.  So you let loose just this once.  Not the end of the world.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 11, 2010, 02:53:28 AM
Eh, probably not.  But by the time I left Atlanta I was getting so wasted I was blacking out and couldn't remember getting home, and people would come up to me the next day and tell me embarrassing shit that I didn't remember doing.  Don't wanna get back to that level of fuckeduppedness.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Groogrux on May 11, 2010, 02:57:31 AM
At least tell us you ripped the bills in half.  TWO TUCKS FOR THE BUCK!
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 11, 2010, 04:16:08 AM
At least tell us you ripped the bills in half.  TWO TUCKS FOR THE BUCK!

:lol
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Oblivion on May 11, 2010, 04:38:48 AM
I feel ya. I went to a strip club the other day, and wasted $100 on two fairly ugly looking strippers. Didn't even get a handjob. :(
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Akala on May 12, 2010, 06:35:05 PM
I feel ya. I went to a strip club the other day, and wasted $100 on two fairly ugly looking strippers. Didn't even get a handjob. :(

 :lol
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2010, 06:40:48 PM
Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane  :o
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 12, 2010, 06:45:21 PM
Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane  :o

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Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Akala on May 12, 2010, 06:49:03 PM
to be fair, there is a vast difference in predominately white vs. black strip clubs. kinda like churches.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Oblivion on May 12, 2010, 06:49:41 PM
Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane  :o

Well, this one wasn't exclusively one race or another. But both bitches was white.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 12, 2010, 06:51:54 PM
Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane  :o

I'm not in the ATL anymore, but I can in fact confirm that the black strip clubs are indeed insane and waaaaaaay more fun to go to.  In fact, they're better in every conceivable way except for the fact that some idiot always gets out of line and violence inevitably happens in black strip clubs.  I blame Pacman.

Oh, and I went to a "white" strip club here in Wilmington, but I tipped a black chick the most.  She was workin it!
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2010, 06:52:32 PM
Black strip club or white strip club? I heard the black ones in ATL are insane  :o

I'm not in the ATL anymore, but I can in fact confirm that the black strip clubs are indeed insane and waaaaaaay more fun to go to.  In fact, they're better in every conceivable way except for the fact that some idiot always gets out of line and violence inevitably happens in black strip clubs.  I blame Pacman.

Willco/Cohen annihilated!
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2010, 06:57:57 PM
I think he responded but I can only see cool people's posts. Cohen annihilated  :zelda
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2010, 07:23:30 PM
 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Boogie on May 12, 2010, 07:32:51 PM
I wonder how black strip clubs in the south would compare with Montreal strip clubs...
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Brehvolution on May 12, 2010, 07:45:06 PM
They have to wear bottoms in the US. :teehee
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: lennedsay on May 12, 2010, 09:33:16 PM
They have to wear bottoms in the US. :teehee

Huh? They shoot ping pong balls out of their muffs and across the stage here, bro.  ???
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Ganhyun on May 12, 2010, 09:42:26 PM
They have to wear bottoms in the US. :teehee

Huh? They shoot ping pong balls out of their muffs and across the stage here, bro.  ???

I can confirm, that in the Oasis Goodtime Emporium in ATL at least, the chicks wear a bottom, but take it off when giving dances to patrons. Also, most aren't against a little touchy/feely when they do so (some actually make you grab them in their dances) Haven't tried any of the other Strip Clubs though.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: lennedsay on May 12, 2010, 09:56:05 PM
What must be worn, if anything, depends on the county or state. For instance, St. Louis County, MO strippers must wear bottoms and something on their nipples (pasties usually), but East St. Louis in Illinois strippers go fully nude, and I'm pretty sure they'd let you stick your whole head up there if you want. Imagine the raunchiest of the raunchy, and you'll find it here.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: T234 on May 13, 2010, 03:58:45 PM
What must be worn, if anything, depends on the county or state. For instance, St. Louis County, MO strippers must wear bottoms and something on their nipples (pasties usually), but East St. Louis in Illinois strippers go fully nude, and I'm pretty sure they'd let you stick your whole head up there if you want. Imagine the raunchiest of the raunchy, and you'll find it here.


I don't think I would go to a strip club in East St. Louis :lol :lol
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2010, 04:07:16 PM
I wonder how black strip clubs in the south would compare with Montreal strip clubs...

Dudes literally drive up to Montreal from Massachusetts just to hittup some Montreal strip clubs. Like some path to Mecca and Rhode Island isn't too far away (which is known for its own strip clubs). Says a lot about Montreal :lol
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2010, 04:09:23 PM
Strip clubs make me feel gross.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Mupepe on May 13, 2010, 04:29:30 PM
Strip clubs make me feel gross.
on the contrary, they make me feel great.  I always think "that's somebody's daughter up there  HAHA" and I slip a single in their cooch string
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2010, 04:42:31 PM
I remember one dude I worked with was with this young Brazilian stripper (and he was a greasy middle aged Security Officer). He would puff himself up to his co-workers (which included me at the time) and talked about how he's going to marry her and how a little heart on her bottom stripper gear (when she's dancin') signifies she's taken. Lawd' this niccas are a dime a dozen.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2010, 04:46:59 PM
Strip clubs make me feel gross.
on the contrary, they make me feel great.  I always think "that's somebody's daughter up there  HAHA" and I slip a single in their cooch string

someday that will be your little girl up, a grown woman and a stripper
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Mupepe on May 13, 2010, 04:59:19 PM
I remember one dude I worked with was with this young Brazilian stripper (and he was a greasy middle aged Security Officer). He would puff himself up to his co-workers (which included me at the time) and talked about how he's going to marry her and how a little heart on her bottom stripper gear (when she's dancin') signifies she's taken. Lawd' this distinguished black fellows are a dime a dozen.
Poor guy.  I wonder how many dudes paid prime to fuck her in the private rooms.

Strip clubs make me feel gross.
on the contrary, they make me feel great.  I always think "that's somebody's daughter up there  HAHA" and I slip a single in their cooch string

someday that will be your little girl up, a grown woman and a stripper
If that is her choice...
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: drew on May 13, 2010, 04:59:57 PM
dont care

one bit
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: drew on May 13, 2010, 05:00:21 PM
kill self

pretty please
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Himu on May 13, 2010, 05:39:32 PM
If that is her choice...

haha
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Groogrux on May 13, 2010, 11:32:53 PM
Rob makes a point, Himuro.  They gots to pay for that college schoolin' somehows.
Title: Re: Oh hell naw. Triumph is drunk for the first time in aeons.
Post by: Ganhyun on May 14, 2010, 04:37:48 PM
my buddy is going to a bachelor's party this weekend. He bought a t-shirt that has an umbrella and falling cash that says: I make it Rain

:lol :lol :lol