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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on May 14, 2010, 01:37:41 PM

Title: Canadian band Rape your daughter, and then kill your dad in a DUI
Post by: Billy Rygar on May 14, 2010, 01:37:41 PM
http://www.sltrib.com/opinion/ci_15040418 (http://www.sltrib.com/opinion/ci_15040418)

Oh Utah, never change
Title: Re: Canadian band Rape your daughter, and then kill your dad in a DUI
Post by: tehjaybo on May 14, 2010, 01:47:42 PM
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"New Pornographers" is just the name of the band. It has nothing to do with their performance.
   
   The Pixies-not affiliated with magic in any way
   Modest Mouse-are humans and might be a tad arrogant
   Barenaked Ladies-are fully clothed and actually men
   Violent Femmes-are not violent, possibly femmy though
   Pink Floyd-no one is named Floyd, nor pink
   Police-no affiliation with law enforcement
   Doors-are actually people, not windows either
   Dixie Chicks-are not transexuals
   The Cure-didn't actually cure anyone
   
   You might be surprised to discover that the Black Eyed Peas, Roots, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Cake, Meatloaf,Korn,Bread, Cream, Tonic,MOldy Peaches,Blind Melon,Cranberries,Hot Chip, The Eels,Strawberry Alarm Clock,Capt Beefheart,Vanilla Ice, String Cheese Incident, Old Crow Medicine Show,Lemonheads,Ice Cube,Hot Tuna, Humble Pie, and Wavy Gravy are all inedible.

 :lol
Title: Re: Canadian band Rape your daughter, and then kill your dad in a DUI
Post by: Robo on May 14, 2010, 01:49:22 PM
While an incredibly dumb letter, the comments are almost universally sensible.
Title: Re: Canadian band Rape your daughter, and then kill your dad in a DUI
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 14, 2010, 02:08:45 PM
My wife was acosted by an old lady in Omaha for wearing her New Pornographers t-shirt (which was a pink shirt with a panda bear and a heart on it) once.
Title: Re: Canadian band Rape your daughter, and then kill your dad in a DUI
Post by: Bloodwake on May 14, 2010, 02:21:12 PM
Jesus, the world is full of FUCKING distinguished mentally-challenged fellows
Title: Re: Canadian band Rape your daughter, and then kill your dad in a DUI
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2010, 04:32:48 PM
What this person didn't know is that the backup band they got in case New Pornographers didn't show is Anal Cunt.
Title: Re: Canadian band Rape your daughter, and then kill your dad in a DUI
Post by: Diunx on May 14, 2010, 04:36:20 PM
Fucking hipsters and their child rapery.