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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on May 14, 2010, 06:03:53 PM

Title: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: Billy Rygar on May 14, 2010, 06:03:53 PM
My secret santa gift to GilloD!  Thanks for the explanation, FedEX :-\
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: BlackMage on May 14, 2010, 06:28:29 PM
AMG!
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: Raban on May 14, 2010, 06:47:44 PM
What is it? :-*
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: brawndolicious on May 14, 2010, 08:10:56 PM
Do you think Wilson made Tom Hanks take longer to get off the island?
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2010, 08:15:43 PM
I'm guessing the explanation is "it's dead"
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2010, 10:33:06 PM
When did you mail it? Back in December? :lol
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 14, 2010, 10:43:31 PM
you should write a mock letter of praise

"Dear Sirs:

This is to inform you that I have found my experience with your Pony Express service to be outstanding.  My package made the round trip back to my homestead well within the expected six months.  Why, once the steam-driven machinery is implemented, I can only imagine that the timing of such a trip will be cut in half!  Huzzah for modern conveniences!

Yours in perpetuity,
Genghis Cohen III, Esq."
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: Raban on May 14, 2010, 10:44:43 PM
you should write a mock letter of praise

"Dear Sirs:

This is to inform you that I have found my experience with your Pony Express service to be outstanding.  My package made the round trip back to my homestead well within the expected six months.  Why, once the steam-driven machinery is implemented, I can only imagine that the timing of such a trip will be cut in half!  Huzzah for modern conveniences!

Yours in perpetuity,
Genghis Cohen III, Esq."

It'd probably go straight into the trash without leaving the envelope.
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 14, 2010, 10:45:21 PM
thanks debbie downer, no wonder they cut your skit from the betty white snl
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: Raban on May 14, 2010, 10:49:07 PM
thanks debbie downer, no wonder they cut your skit from the betty white snl

::) I keep it real.

They should have kept it for a few more months and delivered it as this year's Secret Santa.

:rofl
Title: Re: Guess what just arrived in the mail!
Post by: GilloD on May 14, 2010, 10:57:03 PM
I have a feeling it sat in Korean customs and then got sent back. I had my iPod sent from Cambodia and it was a NIGHTMARE to get it back. We had to call all these numbers and fill out crazy paperwork just to get my fucking box. Ugh.