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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Stoney Mason on May 21, 2010, 04:37:16 PM

Title: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 21, 2010, 04:37:16 PM
Don't ask why but I'm going to be in that state for a couple of days next week. Is there anything to do there?
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 21, 2010, 04:40:03 PM
RUN!!!
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: demi on May 21, 2010, 04:42:40 PM
Have sex with Thor
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: lennedsay on May 21, 2010, 04:52:45 PM
Tunica for gambling, if you're into that. Otherwise keep driving.
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Eric P on May 21, 2010, 04:52:49 PM
open a white only business.
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 21, 2010, 04:58:59 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on May 21, 2010, 04:52:45 PM
Tunica for gambling, if you're into that. Otherwise keep driving.

Apparently part of the time will be spend gambling although I don't know where. I'm not really a gambler though so I was hoping there would be something else to do.
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 21, 2010, 05:03:58 PM
Sip on some Hennessy with lennedsay.  She seems like an awesome chick to hang with. 
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 21, 2010, 05:48:56 PM
get a truck and a rope

good times, good times
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: tehjaybo on May 21, 2010, 05:54:27 PM
Sheep.
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 21, 2010, 05:57:04 PM
ah, america, where there's never anything to do wherever you are

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Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Bocsius on May 21, 2010, 07:46:55 PM
Go down to Hattiesburg and pretend you're ESPN by camping out on Brett Favre's lawn. While in town, you can visit Tiger Woods' sex clinic.
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: drew on May 21, 2010, 07:50:08 PM
go noodle fishing for catfish with your penis :-*
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Dickie Dee on May 21, 2010, 07:54:46 PM
experience the gulf coast while you can  :-\
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Akala on May 21, 2010, 10:05:26 PM
beau rivage. that's it. that casino is fucking awesome though...the bellagio of the south lol. outside of biloxi, MS sucks.

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Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 21, 2010, 10:20:11 PM
yeah, oklahoma gave me my wife, who is more of a liberal and atheist than me!
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 21, 2010, 10:39:03 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 21, 2010, 10:20:11 PM
yeah, oklahoma gave me my wife, who is more of a liberal and atheist than me!

But who's better at side-hugging? 

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 21, 2010, 05:48:56 PM
get a truck and a rope

good times, good times

>:(

Dat's racist 

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Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 21, 2010, 10:59:26 PM
biloxi kind of sucks, too

went there in august back in 1999, it was like living in an armpit for three days

although i did stay drunk the whole time off free casino drinks, and won enough at blackjack to cover the cost of my plane ticket
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 22, 2010, 12:24:09 AM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 21, 2010, 10:59:26 PM
biloxi kind of sucks, too

went there in august back in 1999, it was like living in an armpit for three days

although i did stay drunk the whole time off free casino drinks, and won enough at blackjack to cover the cost of my plane ticket

Not surprising.  I've found that whenever someone calls something the "something famous" of the South, that usually means it sucks and doesn't even remotely resemble the real thing.

Have you been to Vegas, Eel?  It's pretty fun even for someone who doesn't gamble nor drink like me. 
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 22, 2010, 12:36:51 AM
naw, i haven't

i'd love to, though, just to experience it once
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Akala on May 22, 2010, 01:38:26 AM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 22, 2010, 12:36:51 AM
naw, i haven't

i'd love to, though, just to experience it once

go.
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2010, 04:23:43 PM
white women
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: chronovore on May 23, 2010, 06:22:53 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 22, 2010, 12:36:51 AM
naw, i haven't

i'd love to, though, just to experience it once
It's like porno-disneyland. I don't gamble, and having a location's charm solely be limited to conspicuous consumption is appalling. :liberalcry

If you like musicals or magic shows, it is probably OK. I am also almost entirely certain I'm "doing it wrong." I mean, I've been there once for my family, and the other half dozen times for business, and I'm entirely too busy to really do anything but argue with cabbies and try and figure out the half-assed hotel wi-fi. Oh, also, given a choice between reasonable and surly, the security guys always choose "dick."
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Stoney Mason on May 27, 2010, 08:07:22 AM
For what is worth I didn't find Mississippi to be that much different than most Southern Cities. A little bit more hickish but pretty much the same as the rest of the South. I did some gambling. It was okay.
Title: Re: What is there to do in... uh... Mississippi
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 27, 2010, 09:28:32 AM
punch Brett Favre in the ankle