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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Fresh Prince on May 24, 2010, 11:58:13 PM

Title: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 24, 2010, 11:58:13 PM

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"I also have a request to make. My request is quite big. I would like a DS please for those many reasons," Helen wrote.

Nintendo obliged and sent a new DS to Helen's school along with a letter of reply to the young girl.

http://www.news.com.au/technology/nintendo-sends-ds-to-school-after-girls-letter/story-e6frfro0-1225870993284

:heart

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Ichirou on May 25, 2010, 12:00:29 AM

Who knew it was so easy?

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 25, 2010, 12:05:46 AM

Dear EB,

Our class had to write to an internet forum for a class project. I choose you because I'm a really big fan. Could I have some nude pics, plz?

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Ichirou on May 25, 2010, 12:07:15 AM

Dear Joe,

Your letter has touched my heart.  Please check your PMs tonight for an exciting surprise.

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 25, 2010, 12:40:52 AM

Dear Spainards,

The reason I'm writting (sic) to you is because on the forums we are learning how to write letters to foreign countries. I also have a request to make. My request is quite big. I would like champion bull meat please. They die with honor and dignity, to no one's tears

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 25, 2010, 12:42:30 AM

Australian education system :piss2

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Ichirou on May 25, 2010, 12:46:43 AM

Dear Phoenix Dark,

Your letter has touched our Spanish hearts, and so we have decided to send you the meat of the champion bull Marcelino El Bravo.  This bull managed to kill three bullfighters and castrate another before we finally managed to put him down.  Because of his amazing strength and virility, we have decided to send you his penis.  The view from the hill is that the penis of a champion bull who died in the ring will greatly enhance your sexual prowess.  Marcelino El Bravo sired over two-dozen calfs, several of which are expected to grow into great champions themselves.

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 25, 2010, 12:51:18 AM

calves

Spanish education system :piss2

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Ichirou on May 25, 2010, 12:56:01 AM

Fresh Prince, more like French Prince amirite

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Ichirou on May 25, 2010, 12:58:33 AM

More like Frosh Pronce amirite

(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/48826/woll%20smoth.jpg)

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 25, 2010, 01:00:32 AM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on May 25, 2010, 12:55:25 AM

It can be both :o

Dammit.

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Ichirou on May 25, 2010, 01:02:23 AM

more like frash prunce amirite

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 25, 2010, 01:03:42 AM

More like Will Smith :smug

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: magus on May 25, 2010, 10:28:33 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on May 25, 2010, 12:05:46 AM

Dear EB,

Our class had to write to an internet forum for a class project. I choose you because I'm a really big fan. Could I have some nude pics, plz?

Quote from: Ichirou on May 25, 2010, 12:07:15 AM

Dear Joe,

Your letter has touched my heart.  Please check your PMs tonight for an exciting surprise.

i laughed at this more than i should have :lol

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: TripleA on May 25, 2010, 11:52:04 AM

The little girl will now grow up knowing the true meaning of life.

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Bloodwake on May 25, 2010, 12:24:02 PM

"I'm going to send a letter to Steve for a certain pad"

lolz

Title: Re: Nintendo :heart
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 25, 2010, 12:32:04 PM

"Dear Young Apple Fan,

Get a job.  No big deal.

Steve
- sent from my diamond-encrusted iPad with haptic feedback

PS:  We accept cash now."