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Title: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 28, 2010, 11:09:05 AM
direct download - http://media.libsyn.com/media/borecast/Borecast44.mp3

Borecast 44:  Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women

SEGMENT ONE: Are you tired of getting sand kicked in your console?

Doug, Robert, and Kevin take a look and cracked.com's article "5 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit You're a Gamer" and spin it off into a discussion about gaming and gamers in general.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18571_5-reasons-its-still-not-cool-to-admit-youre-gamer.html

SEGMENT TWO: Games

(1:21:30) Alan Wake
(1:42:20) 3D Dot Game Heroes
(1:49:30) The Last Remnant (PC)
(2:09:30) Red Dead Redemption
(2:31:00) Video Game contest sites - www.realmsbeyond.net - www.citybuildingcontests.net - www.pdcmagic.com

We're off next week, but we'll talk to you again the week after!
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Barry Egan on May 28, 2010, 11:09:46 AM
yay!
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 28, 2010, 11:12:27 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=396595
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Ichirou on May 28, 2010, 11:16:43 AM
Why haven't the last 3 Borecasts been put up on the child board at the top of Real Talk yet?
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: muckhole on May 28, 2010, 11:20:05 AM
I keep grabbing these, but I've fallen behind in my listening. Hopefully I'll get all caught up while you guys take that week off.

Even my Eel O'Brian homemade love pillow is feeling neglected.  :'(
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 28, 2010, 11:23:35 AM
what is my love pillow stuffed with?

...

there you go, can't ask for a better setup than that
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 28, 2010, 11:32:12 AM
holy hell, we run longer than sex and the city 2 :'(
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: muckhole on May 28, 2010, 11:32:58 AM
what is my love pillow stuffed with?

With love.  :heart

Or possibly the stuff they put in hotdogs. I'm not really sure.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Barry Egan on May 28, 2010, 11:58:23 AM
what did you edit out?!?!!?
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 28, 2010, 12:00:01 PM
New contest idea!  "What game did we edit out?"

what is my love pillow stuffed with?

With love.  :heart

Or possibly the stuff they put in hotdogs. I'm not really sure.

 :drool  :-*
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: T234 on May 28, 2010, 12:37:08 PM
holy hell, we run longer than sex and the city 2 :'(


I'm pretty sure neither one of the three of you guys is as dried up as Kim Cattrall is, though!
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: E-DuB on May 28, 2010, 01:04:07 PM
I keep grabbing these, but I've fallen behind in my listening. Hopefully I'll get all caught up while you guys take that week off.

Even my Eel O'Brian homemade love pillow is feeling neglected.  :'(

This is my problem as well...now that the semester is over, I've been splitting my time with work, podcast and reading catch up, hockey, and some video games

Keep up the awesome work though guys :rock
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Brehvolution on May 28, 2010, 01:15:25 PM
:rock
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Barry Egan on May 28, 2010, 01:54:05 PM
New contest idea!  "What game did we edit out?"

Upon reflection, it must have been "loli rape sim"
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Bloodwake on May 28, 2010, 01:58:02 PM
Looking forward to hearing both the subject matter of the episode as well as your takes on Alan Wake.

Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 28, 2010, 02:08:07 PM
I haven't played Alan Wake yet, but I still intend to
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Bloodwake on May 29, 2010, 10:30:27 PM
Okay, after listening to Doug's review of Alan Wake:

YES. YES YES YES.

Deadly Premonition is a MUCH better game than Alan Wake. At least I'm interested in the story. There is definitely nothing original about Alan Wake's story at all, and once I heard him quote Stephen King, I knew I was in trouble.

Alan Wake is definitely a competent shooter and a gorgeous looking game, but considering how awesome the Bright Falls prequel episodes were (sparse with description and full of creepy imagery) I was completely let down by the game in that aspect.

I still intend to beat it, but only because of the easy cheevos.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: border on May 31, 2010, 11:30:59 PM
Disappointed with the Alan Wake discussion.  It was just a lot of ranting about the story -- which seems odd considering that every other game Doug likes has an utterly shitty story/narrative and he just disregards it rather than trolling fanboys about it.  I don't expect to have the game explained in detail, but I came away knowing little more than I did before listening.  Is it open world?  Linear levels?  Semi-linear with an overworld?  What is the combat like?  What are the enemies like, what do they do?  In videos they just seem like RE4's ganados all over again but I imagine there is more to it.  Maybe it's my fault for not following the game other than watching a few trailers here and there.  That "Magic Light In the Sky" thing that tells you what to do seemed pretty god-damned stupid, so I'm at least kinda curious how that panned out.

For the record though, I gotta say I think Remedy was pretty self-aware with Max Payne and its sequel.  All the weird cutscenes and those TV shows that played on the in-game monitors had some weird meta-elements.  It's one of those things I feel like I could prove if I took the time to go replay them, but the gameplay at this point has gotta be mega-dated and I hardly have the time.  It's not an out-and-out satire, but IIRC it's more like Bayonetta where they're lovingly aware of tropes and stylistic choices at the same time as they abuse and exploit them.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: demi on May 31, 2010, 11:41:12 PM
No stats, no sale

At least he finally played Last Remnant, so he's not an entire lost cause

LTTP much
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2010, 11:48:45 PM
I've never really listened to a borecast before.

This is my first one. I'm scared to hear all of your voices.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Himu on May 31, 2010, 11:49:12 PM
Oh God, Kevin's voice and image...shattered.

Drinky's voice....shattered
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Bloodwake on June 01, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
Disappointed with the Alan Wake discussion.  It was just a lot of ranting about the story -- which seems odd considering that every other game Doug likes has an utterly shitty story/narrative and he just disregards it rather than trolling fanboys about it.  I don't expect to have the game explained in detail, but I came away knowing little more than I did before listening.  Is it open world?  Linear levels?  Semi-linear with an overworld?  What is the combat like?  What are the enemies like, what do they do?  In videos they just seem like RE4's ganados all over again but I imagine there is more to it.  Maybe it's my fault for not following the game other than watching a few trailers here and there.  That "Magic Light In the Sky" thing that tells you what to do seemed pretty god-damned stupid, so I'm at least kinda curious how that panned out.

For the record though, I gotta say I think Remedy was pretty self-aware with Max Payne and its sequel.  All the weird cutscenes and those TV shows that played on the in-game monitors had some weird meta-elements.  It's one of those things I feel like I could prove if I took the time to go replay them, but the gameplay at this point has gotta be mega-dated and I hardly have the time.  It's not an out-and-out satire, but IIRC it's more like Bayonetta where they're lovingly aware of tropes and stylistic choices at the same time as they abuse and exploit them.

He did say "it's a shooter" like several times.

Think Max Payne without bullet time and a pretty poor attempt to scare you by narrating and taking the mystery out of everything. There ya go.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: border on June 01, 2010, 12:33:06 AM
I understand that it's a shooter, but considering that the genre runs the gamut from Call of Duty to Halo to Half Life to RE5 to Lost Planet that doesn't tell me too much.

I guess I'm mostly interested in the enemy tactics, gunplay, mechanics, and level design.  Plus I'd like to know how much Remedy have evolved since Max Payne.  Or de-volved, considering that on the surface it looks like there's less for you to do in combat -- no bullet time, no shootdodge, more narrow weapon selection.  It looks like every encounter involves shining a light on some asshole then blasting him to bits, but there's got to be more right?
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: demi on June 01, 2010, 12:41:07 AM
Dont you have a trey nasty? Just give it a rent
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: border on June 01, 2010, 12:48:18 AM
Blockbuster only has 1 copy of Alan Wake, so my chances of giving it a spin anytime soon seem pretty low.......but hey, I'm checking in there every couple days for a copy of Red Dead Redemption; if it pops up I'll probably grab it.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Oblivion on June 01, 2010, 12:53:04 AM
Drinky's voice....shattered

Yeah listening to it the first time, it wasn't what I expected. I always imagined him sounded like a more snarky version of Roger Klotz for some reason.

(http://stonedgopher.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/roger3ga.jpg)
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Bloodwake on June 01, 2010, 12:57:11 AM
It's third person, but it controls better than a lot of the other recent third person shooter type games in the genre (Gears, RE 5). If you are looking for a survival horror game though (like it's supposed to be) it's a pass. Maybe a rental.

I already sold it, didn't even beat it. Then again I could always just rent it and beat the rest. It's only like six hours.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: border on June 01, 2010, 01:08:54 AM
So it's just a linear series of levels like Gears?  The early trailers at least seemed to imply that there would be a big town to explore.  Is there anything interesting about the enemies, or is it just gunning down loads of melee-based foes like RE4/5?
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 01, 2010, 01:42:47 AM
Oh God, Kevin's voice and image...shattered.

:lol i hesitate to ask, but what did you expect me to sound like?
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2010, 01:53:02 AM
Gregory Peck
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 01, 2010, 01:56:32 AM
:(
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2010, 02:01:46 AM
Oh God, Kevin's voice and image...shattered.

:lol i hesitate to ask, but what did you expect me to sound like?

I dunno, a burly man like you? Probably a bit deeper.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Ichirou on June 01, 2010, 02:24:47 AM
One of the good things about the podcast is that everyone has a very distinctive voice so you can always tell who's talking.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2010, 03:50:12 AM
Or just assume whoever is being interrupted is Eel  :fbm
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Ichirou on June 01, 2010, 04:51:35 AM
I hadn't really noticed that. :lol
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 01, 2010, 06:40:04 AM
Listened to it over the weekend.  All I have to say is that I like Doug's occasional mom jokes.  I usually get a laugh out of them.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Bloodwake on June 01, 2010, 11:11:21 AM
So it's just a linear series of levels like Gears?  The early trailers at least seemed to imply that there would be a big town to explore.  Is there anything interesting about the enemies, or is it just gunning down loads of melee-based foes like RE4/5?

Me too, but three out of six episodes in I wasn't able to explore. Although the game makes it a point to show you the whole city at the beginning.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Himu on June 01, 2010, 11:13:20 AM
sounds like ff13
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2010, 11:46:46 AM
there isn't much to discuss, mechanically; and unlike a jrpg, the story saturates every moment of the game through its narrative exposition and investigatory components. gameplay-wise, you shine a light on enemies and shoot them when the shadow gets stripped away, and you manage battery power and ammunition. the levels are extremely linear and there is very little in the way of exploration. sorry you were disappointed, but the discussion is a direct reflection of the game's emphasis on narrative and dialogue uber alles.
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 01, 2010, 05:41:29 PM
WTF do fucking hipsters always want fantastical topics to be explored "ironically"? 
Title: Re: Borecast 44: Cigareets and Whusky and Wild, Wild Women
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 01, 2010, 05:44:40 PM
because it's not cool to like something earnestly, it means you've suborned yourself to a content creator and that you've somehow exposed yourself in a way that leaves you open for internet mockery