THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Billy Rygar on May 29, 2010, 01:29:41 PM
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If somebody still has a goatee, or god forbid a soul patch, in this day and age can you trust them?
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Absolutely, unequivocally, no.
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Never trust the larger, jovial guy with a goatee!!! You know the one I'm talking about!!
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You're just jealous because you can't grow one. :smug
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well, in between the rapes they pay models to have sex with them, and that's kinda cool.
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When I shave after letting my facial hair grow I like to give myself a temp goatee just to see how evil I look with it
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I still have my chin-breard and soulpatch, and you know you can trust me, Cohen.
Anyways, I told you that ether was for stripping paint.
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No.
And I present to you Spencer Pratt as my defense on my views.
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I still have my chin-breard and soulpatch, and you know you can trust me, Cohen.
Anyways, I told you that ether was for stripping paint.
I don't know Canadian facial hair rules.
They are the same rules as Demi's mom gives to her customers; anything goes.
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If you watch the old Star Trek series, it's clear that the only way to tell the evil, "dark side" versions of someone is if they have a goatee.
So... no. Muckhole and I have clearly eliminated our "good" counterparts, and you'll just have to deal with it.
Optionally, a sash and/or dagger will accompany the goatee, but with the whole hipster thing going on, I've abandoned the sash after someone asked about my "waist scarf."