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Title: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Christopher on December 20, 2006, 10:56:14 PM
how do people drink this?

oh shit wrong forum...can't even blame it on a beer as it sucks  :-\
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: brawndolicious on December 20, 2006, 10:57:49 PM
It's a girl's drink and this is the gaming forum.
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 20, 2006, 11:01:39 PM
Haha, when I saw this I thought you were putting OT stuff in the gaming forum as an act of protest.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on December 20, 2006, 11:40:46 PM
What the fuck is wrong with Heineken?
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Post by: Himu on December 20, 2006, 11:58:54 PM
practically all beer tastes like shit

At least the ones I've had.
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Post by: BobbyRobby on December 21, 2006, 12:22:41 AM
It's a girl's drink and this is the gaming forum.

Does anyone really consider it one?  I've never heard that.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2006, 12:23:24 AM
I've never heard of heineken called a girl drink lol.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Himu on December 21, 2006, 12:25:54 AM
I've never heard of heineken called a girl drink lol.


me either wtf
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2006, 12:28:04 AM
I just hate the taste of beer anyway. Anything that tastes that bad should be getting me drunk faster.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Himu on December 21, 2006, 12:28:48 AM
Well said. I have yet to have a beer that tastes good. Yeah, "girly" drinks may not have much alcohol but at least they TASTE good.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Beezy on December 21, 2006, 12:29:37 AM
I've never heard of heineken called a girl drink lol.


Lol same here. And add me to the group that has never had good tasting beer.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 12:30:09 AM
No drink goes better with pizza than beer.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2006, 12:31:18 AM
Well RUMOR has it if you drink enough beer you get used to it, but beer is pretty loaded with CARBS and you need A LOT OF IT to feel a good buzz, so omg omg carbs FAT BEER BELLY OH SHIT.

I know a few people who drink beer sorta casually tho so it doesnt have that effect, they also tend to buy imported beers.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Christopher on December 21, 2006, 12:31:36 AM
yuengling tastes awesome papangus.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 12:32:21 AM
Well RUMOR has it if you drink enough beer you get used to it, but beer is pretty loaded with CARBS and you need A LOT OF IT to feel a good buzz, so omg omg carbs FAT BEER BELLY OH SHIT.

I know a few people who drink beer sorta casually tho so it doesnt have that effect, they also tend to buy imported beers.

And you're ugly.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2006, 12:32:54 AM
Enough beer will change your mind.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: rocketman on December 21, 2006, 12:34:45 AM
Enough beer will change your mind.

See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine,
Maybe even nine and a half in four beers time,
That blue top shop top you've got on is nice,
Bit too much fake tan though but yeah, you score high,
But there's just one little thing that's really really,
Really really annoying me about you, you see,
Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit,
But my gosh, don't you just know it!

I'm not trying to pull you,
Even though I would like to,
I think you are really fit,
You're fit but my gosh, don't you know it!
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 21, 2006, 12:48:46 AM
Heineken does taste like shit
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Post by: xnikki118x on December 21, 2006, 12:59:56 AM
I have yet to find a beer that I like.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:09:58 AM
i like beer a lot and you people are a bunch of fucking figots. TSC, TSC. :wag
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: etiolate on December 21, 2006, 02:11:59 AM
I like heiney.  As a general beer, it's a lot better than general domestics.  Goes good with a sausage.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:13:16 AM
Goes good with a sausage.


That's what she said!

(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/images/200/michael.jpg)
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2006, 02:14:24 AM
I love beer.  Heineken tastes pretty meh though.

I like a good ol' Stella though.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:15:13 AM
Bah, that's like the same fucking shit.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2006, 02:17:29 AM
Nah, Stella isn't nearly as bitter.

I love mostly any kind of beer though.  All different types of flavors is how I see it.  Very few are disgusting and those usually consist of light beers and shit like Keystone.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 02:19:42 AM
and then there's Arrogant Bastid  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2006, 02:21:20 AM
 :o

Never had.  I saw some at Spec's the other day and thought of trying it out.  It's hawt stuff?
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 21, 2006, 09:24:57 AM
practically all beer tastes like shit

At least the ones I've had.

True. :-\
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Bacon on December 21, 2006, 09:31:29 AM
I like beer. Especially that second or third one. When it's ice cold. :hyper
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 21, 2006, 10:34:35 AM
Blue Moon, slice of orange.

For trash beer (and by trash beer I mean any beer you can buy in a gas station), Corona Extra is pretty good.  Slice of lime, always.

Yuengling is a nice mild beer with a light flavor.

I like beer, but you do have to develop a taste for it.  The above beers are purely for taste, not for drunk, and can be found at pretty much any respectable grocery store.  For drunk, you will have to experiment to see what fits you best and doesn't get you bloated or sick.  All those new "hyper" beers with the outrageous alcohol content taste like shit to me, but ymmv.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 21, 2006, 12:28:57 PM
I go in phases. When I was younger I would drink about anything I could get my hands on. Keystone Light, Natty Light, Budweiser .. even Colt 45 or Little Kings. Like someone said, once you get past the first beer .. it all tastes the same. The point was getting drunk .. not taste fulfillment.

When I was legal, I tended to stick with the stronger stuff. Canadien beers and some "Ice" variants of beers (back when they first came out). I went through a Labatts phase .. a Killians Red phase and then stuck to good old Bud Light for many years.


Now, I much prefer wine over beer. It gives a better buzz and doesn't make you feel like shit (or the horrible shits that draft beer can give you) and it goes better with food. I think beer really kills the taste of food and I would rather drink wine or even a Sprite instead, with dinner.


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I think Henieken is sort of a holdover beer from the 70's and 80's. Back then most the beers taste like shit (Think PBR) ... so the yuppies of that day were looking for an alternative to what the "working man" would drink. Ironically, their beer was equally as shitty.


 
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 12:33:01 PM
I think Henieken is sort of a holdover beer from the 70's and 80's. Back then most the beers taste like shit (Think PBR) ... so the yuppies of that day were looking for an alternative to what the "working man" would drink. Ironically, their beer was equally as shitty. 


I love that the ironic hipster beer of choice is PBR. I went to a show a few months ago, and my friend asked her to get her a PBR from the bar. After rolling my eyes, I obliged - but they were sold out. The bartended showed me all these good beers, like Sapporo, hoping that I would pick something GOOD - but she only wanted PBR.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: whiteACID on December 21, 2006, 12:34:26 PM
Beer is an acquired taste. I've actually come to enjoy the taste of it, there's nothing like an ice cold beer with a steak.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Mupepe on December 21, 2006, 01:09:18 PM
Damn right, sweetcakes.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: brawndolicious on December 21, 2006, 01:21:15 PM
I've never seen a guy drink heineken, I've seen a lot of girls drink it.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 01:25:55 PM
I've never seen a guy drink heineken, I've seen a lot of girls drink it.


"driver, pull over, I need my midday heineken!" - Black Sheep
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: brawndolicious on December 21, 2006, 01:27:10 PM
"driver, pull over, I need my midday heineken!" - Black Sheep
Is that from the Chris Farley movie?
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 21, 2006, 01:35:09 PM
Oh god no.

(http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/b/blacksheep~_wolfinshe_101b.jpg)
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: brawndolicious on December 21, 2006, 01:38:07 PM
I see.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Diablos on December 21, 2006, 01:39:41 PM
Most beer tastes like fucking shit.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Fresh Prince on December 21, 2006, 06:12:19 PM
Heineken tastes watered down beer. 
Stella is shit and I boycott it because the whole branding scheme irks me even when it is the best of all options available.

I do like Pilsner Urquell for something refreshing though.
Title: Re: Heineken tastes like fucking shit
Post by: Christopher on December 21, 2006, 08:54:50 PM
(http://home.earthlink.net/~snailstales/yueng.JPG)

:rock