THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Barry Egan on May 30, 2010, 10:49:31 AM
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"What if everything that you see, is more than what you see? The person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it or accept that there is more to the world than you think. Perhaps it is really a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things"
- Shigeru Miyamoto, Gamecube packaging, 2001
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Feels good man
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He had just powered up on some mushrooms.
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Now you know what he means with "1up".
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"Waggle-waggle, flop it and don't stop it, point and shake, turkey in the straw, something about Mario and Link, hahaha look at Grandma bowl."
- Shigeru Miyamoto, Wii packaging, 2006
'Filibbity-gibbity! I like to measure things because of length and width and stuff! The train is coming out of the TV, everybody run and hide!
There's a toilet sensor reading my bowel movements because I am interested in my dumps! Why do I keep falling down? Everything smells like burnt toast and oranges."
- Shigeru Miyamoto, WiiHD-3D packaging, 2011
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:lol Eel
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:lol
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It was just a mistranslation, what he really said was "No one is going to buy this shit. Check back in a few years when you're ready for some awesome dick jokes regarding videogames."
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"Waggle-waggle, flop it and don't stop it, point and shake, turkey in the straw, something about Mario and Link, hahaha look at Grandma bowl."
- Shigeru Miyamoto, Wii packaging, 2006
'Filibbity-gibbity! I like to measure things because of length and width and stuff! The train is coming out of the TV, everybody run and hide!
There's a toilet sensor reading my bowel movements because I am interested in my dumps! Why do I keep falling down? Everything smells like burnt toast and oranges."
- Shigeru Miyamoto, WiiHD-3D packaging, 2011
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc[/youtube]
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"Waggle-waggle, flop it and don't stop it, point and shake, turkey in the straw, something about Mario and Link, hahaha look at Grandma bowl."
- Shigeru Miyamoto, Wii packaging, 2006
'Filibbity-gibbity! I like to measure things because of length and width and stuff! The train is coming out of the TV, everybody run and hide!
There's a toilet sensor reading my bowel movements because I am interested in my dumps! Why do I keep falling down? Everything smells like burnt toast and oranges."
- Shigeru Miyamoto, WiiHD-3D packaging, 2011
This isnt too far off from his GDC 2008(?) breakdown. That was embarassing.