THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: disgruntled_jojo on June 02, 2010, 01:00:37 PM
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(http://blog.extremefitnessresults.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bodygospelbanner.jpg)
Brought to you by the same company that made the (legitimately) excellent P90X program. I guess they saw a market segment they could sell to in god-fearing fatties and jumped on it. And no, I'm not making this shit up. :(
http://www.beachbody.com/product/fitness_programs/body-gospel.do (http://www.beachbody.com/product/fitness_programs/body-gospel.do) (if you can make it through the video on the front page without getting terrified shivers/cracking up, you are stronger than me)
Have faith in your weight loss success.
At last, you can combine the power of your faith with your desire to lose weight and get fit. Body Gospel® is a first-of-its-kind program that includes workouts set to inspirational gospel music, breakthrough new resistance bands, and a complete nutrition plan created by fitness icon Donna Richardson Joyner.
She shows you how to combine this effective program with your faith in God to transform your body and your life. With glorious music guaranteed to get you moving, every workout is a “party with a purpose,” and the results will amaze you.
If you believe, you will succeed!
The workout names:
Body Revival
Core Revelation
Stretch in the Spirit
Power & Praise
Gospel Glory
Strength & Spirit
Recommended accessories include the "Body Gospel Bands". :lol :lol :lol
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this is gonna sell tons, especially with that crowd that doesn't want to do yoga because it seems to alternately spirtual.
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[youtube=560,345]LmPwA6F_P9k[/youtube]
MOSH PIT FOR JESUS
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So this is basically P90X for Jesus?
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???
These have existed forever though. My grandma used to go to something almost exactly like this at her church, and my mom has attended some more recently
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Yeah, the church I used to go to actually had it's own gymnasium with walking track and weights. There's even a bigger Baptist gym in Corbin that Central Baptist members get a discount at that is more similar to a Gold's Gym or something.
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I just know that when I come to visit my parents during the holidays this year that my mom will have this on DVD. Without question. :-\