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Title: Overexcited family member or creepy flirting? You decide.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 12:55:56 AM
Told a family member I was visiting, and I got these two gems in PM:

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That's a shame I wish I could have you all to myself. ♥
* To be fair, this was in context to my message that I was visiting the entire family.

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I think your Mom's big boy is adorable too! *giggle* o wait! that's you! *grin*

And then this on my wall:

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Unfortunately there's NOTHING I LIKE about you, I LOVE EVERYTHING about you! I LOVE the fact you're a bit dorky, a bit crazy, pretty intelligent, funny, heck you're a little bit of everything. I LOVE You! ♥

demi thinks I'm imagining things.
Title: Re: Overexcited family member or creepy flirting? You decide.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2010, 12:57:20 AM
Hold on, lets get some context. Is this person close in age to you, say a cousin, or someone older like an aunt?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 12:58:36 AM
I don't think the relation should matter - blood is blood, Maurice! She is just eight years older than me, though. Actually, just seven, I think.
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Post by: demi on June 05, 2010, 12:59:18 AM
Hold on, lets get some context. Is this person close in age to you, say a cousin, or someone older like an aunt?

Will says:
 Check out my Facebook wall.
 Now, I've always assumed my cousin may have flirted with me in the past. Like, I thought MAYBE she did.
 Am I wrong or does that seem a little flirty what she posted.
Thomas says:
 nope, looks fine to me
 looking at her wall
 she just is one of those excited types
Will says:
 She also sent me this message yesterday when I told her I was going to visit the family
 That's a shame I wish I could have you all to myself. ♥
Thomas says:
 seems fine
Will says:
 Or this:
  I think your Mom's big boy is adorable too! *giggle* o wait! that's you! *grin*
Thomas says:
 warped in the head, but not hitting on you
Will says:
 Okay, maybe I read that wrong. I was two seconds away from DETOURING away from her town.
 Be like, "Oh god."
Thomas says:
 is she hot? could be worth a handjob or something man.
Will says:
 A) Family is never hot.
 B) She is married.
Thomas says:
 hell yeah, cuckold
 thats hot
Will says:
 Picture of her
Thomas says:
 i would
Will says:
 Oh gross
Thomas says:
 what, hows that ugly
 totally a handjob
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Post by: etiolate on June 05, 2010, 01:03:42 AM
It's either creepy flirting or big sister behavior.
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2010, 01:05:08 AM
the first two are pretty transparent, the last one is innocent, i think she wants it
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Post by: Ichirou on June 05, 2010, 01:15:38 AM
Pretty obvious Willco is just reading into this what he wants to hear.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 05, 2010, 01:15:58 AM
Well, when in doubt just refer to the Alabama state motto:  "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family!"
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:16:09 AM
Obviously!
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2010, 01:18:48 AM
Pretty obvious Willco is just reading into this what he wants to hear.

have you even ever been with a woman sexually?

GTFO
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:19:27 AM
To his credit, I don't think Ichirou is part of The Arvie and Phoenix Dark Club.
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Post by: Diunx on June 05, 2010, 01:20:04 AM
Thomas? :rofl
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Post by: Fresh Prince on June 05, 2010, 01:20:26 AM
It's either creepy flirting or big sister behavior.
big sister behavior with some creepy flirting thrown in
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2010, 01:20:58 AM
Seems like your grandma want's to go balls deep with you, Wilco.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 05, 2010, 01:21:39 AM
Where is BrandNew when we need him?

/me sees the large flapping shadow of a scarf being thrown over my computer monitor

Oh shit...
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:21:42 AM
Seems like your grandma want's to go balls deep with you, Wilco.

She's all yours, bro.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on June 05, 2010, 01:25:18 AM
the interpretation depends on the gravitas you place on <3, *grin* etc. Since most women love smiley faces and that sort of shit I going for big sister behaviour.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2010, 01:25:40 AM
Is this someone who is computer literate wilco?  Sometimes people who aren't use weird writing styles.
Title: Re: Overexcited family member or creepy flirting? You decide.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:26:19 AM
She's deaf, computer literacy is basically all she knows.
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Post by: Diunx on June 05, 2010, 01:27:57 AM
Is she mute too? this thread is making me all hard.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on June 05, 2010, 01:29:32 AM
wait then why is she so keen to meet...oh shit.
Title: Re: Overexcited family member or creepy flirting? You decide.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:30:02 AM
No, she's not. :lol

I should preface some of this conjecture by saying some comments were made by her when we were younger that could also be interpreted as flirty (hence my original line to demi). I just feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 05, 2010, 01:32:37 AM
I think she's being overexcited but I guess you'll be finding out when you visit :hump
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2010, 01:34:19 AM
man up and ask her straight out

"would you let me penetrate you"

problem solved
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Post by: OptimoPeach on June 05, 2010, 01:35:16 AM
Alright let's get right to this: Would you do it?

the interpretation depends on the gravitas you place on <3, *grin* etc. Since most women love smiley faces and that sort of shit I going for big sister behaviour.
Yep, bitches love smiley faces
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2010, 01:35:22 AM
Wilco tell her that given recent events you've given up on girls for a while and see how see reacts.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:35:26 AM
I don't really want to know the answer to that, Prole. :lol

I just wanted to know if I was alone in my suspicion!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 05, 2010, 01:36:17 AM
Also is she hawt?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:37:15 AM
No.
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Post by: BlackMage on June 05, 2010, 01:37:53 AM
 :bow Incestuous deaf sex  :bow2
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Post by: OptimoPeach on June 05, 2010, 01:39:03 AM
I'm gonna take your ignoring my question as a yes
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Post by: demi on June 05, 2010, 01:39:05 AM
Also is she hawt?

She is definitely hittable
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2010, 01:39:27 AM
pics or shitbin

would you let her give you a handie?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:40:06 AM
I'm gonna take your ignoring my question as a yes

I didn't even see your post, I was replying to Prole!

Answer: No! I mean, I'm not BrandNew! Eww, yuck! :yuck
Title: Re: Overexcited family member or creepy flirting? You decide.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:40:44 AM
pics or shitbin

would you let her give you a handie?

Oh, come on, I'm not posting pictures of family on here!

And NO. :yuck
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2010, 01:41:43 AM
so is this a cousin? a cousin is alright. go ahead and pound her kosher, chief!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 01:43:40 AM
 :lol
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Post by: BlackMage on June 05, 2010, 01:44:10 AM
IM YOUR COUSIN!  :hump IM YOUR COUSIN! :hump IM YOUR COUSIN!  :hump IM YOUR COUSIN! :hump IM YOUR COUSIN!  :hump
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 05, 2010, 01:53:30 AM
This thread is so gonna end with a couple of lil' trig palins
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2010, 02:01:31 AM
7 year difference? I'm not buying it. Maybe she used some weird as fuck language, but I don't think she had sexual intentions.

Although you COULD respond with some equally ambiguous language and see where things go. Do it Willco, for EB's sake
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2010, 02:09:34 AM
No, she's not. :lol

I should preface some of this conjecture by saying some comments were made by her when we were younger that could also be interpreted as flirty (hence my original line to demi). I just feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.

no, youre right, something definitely isnt right there, i doubt demi has even ever talked to a girl let alone had a text conversation with one
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Post by: BlackMage on June 05, 2010, 02:15:10 AM
No, she's not. :lol

I should preface some of this conjecture by saying some comments were made by her when we were younger that could also be interpreted as flirty (hence my original line to demi). I just feel like I'm taking crazy pills here.

no, youre right, something definitely isnt right there, i doubt demi has even ever talked to a girl let alone had a text conversation with one

demi is pimp. Remember, he was cloud's first choice
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 05, 2010, 02:16:51 AM
grab those fat 30-something titties and tell her "bitch, when we're through, you ain't gonna sit right on that thick ass for a week"

cousins like that rough talk
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 05, 2010, 02:18:21 AM
I wonder how that translates in sign language? Point to booty cheeks, make throat slashing motion? Ok, I feel bad about that joke.
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Post by: Ichirou on June 05, 2010, 02:20:36 AM
Obviously!

She's married, eight years older than you, and your cousin.  I can't read this any other way than her just overusing heart emoticons because she's kind of dim.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on June 05, 2010, 02:24:47 AM
She's deaf?  Fuck, imagine the handjobs  :-*

I'm with Thomas, obviously
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Post by: etiolate on June 05, 2010, 02:29:05 AM
She's deaf?  Fuck, imagine the handjobs  :-*


she'd never get past the letter C
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Post by: Diunx on June 05, 2010, 02:35:21 AM
Damn demi really is a hottie!!!
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2010, 03:06:35 AM
shouldnt you be out in the gulf skimming up oil slicks with your prolapsed asshole right now?

get to it.
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Post by: Ichirou on June 05, 2010, 03:11:47 AM
drew's penis must be so tiny. :lol
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2010, 03:43:55 AM
at least ive had my penis inside a girl
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Post by: Ichirou on June 05, 2010, 04:05:53 AM
You sound awfully proud of that.  Must've been an unusual, perhaps even a once-in-a-lifetime, occasion for you.
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2010, 04:16:34 AM
hey, at least it was a better comeback than hur you have a small dick HUR :dur
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Post by: Ichirou on June 05, 2010, 04:21:19 AM
But...you do?
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Post by: drew on June 05, 2010, 04:36:14 AM
between 6 and 6 and a half, the definition of average
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Post by: Ichirou on June 05, 2010, 04:46:28 AM
So almost half the length of Himuro's thick, juicy bavarian sausage.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on June 05, 2010, 09:13:06 AM
It's just game flirting. She doesn't have an end in sight aside from the game itself.

Could've been more than that, but considering the context...




edit: Da fuck, she's 8 years older than you and married? Dude give me a break, how could you even wonder.
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Post by: BlackMage on June 05, 2010, 09:15:37 AM
I think she thinks of you like a puppy!  SOO CYOOOT WITTLE BABY WILLCO MUAH MUAH
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Post by: BlackMage on June 05, 2010, 09:27:31 AM
What's the law on cousin fucking there Jinfash?
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 05, 2010, 09:40:00 AM
Willco, soon enough you'll lose enough weight to where you'll get enough non-family female flirtations so you don't interpret all positive female conversation as a sign that she wants your willy in her.
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Post by: lennedsay on June 05, 2010, 09:43:38 AM
Maybe she doesn't recognize you after the weight loss.

OR the whole family (but you) found out you're adopted. No blood, no foul!
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Post by: Akala on June 05, 2010, 10:06:30 AM
I don't think she's flirting.

Nothing but a bottle of wine standing between you and the real answer though!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 10:20:58 AM
Reading these messages out of context indeed make them sound creepy, however I don't know the person or whether this is his way of expressing herself or not. Has she ever told you anything like that before or is this out of nowhere?

No, not really. Like I said, when we were younger, she's made some semi-flirty comments. Comments prefaced with "... if we weren't cousins" and lots of other creepy stuff. I remember telling Disposable White Guy that she told me once that the great thing about having sex with a deaf chick is that they can't talk.

So, uh, yeah.

Quote from: Wrika
edit: Da fuck, she's 8 years older than you and married? Dude give me a break, how could you even wonder.

What does the age have to do with anything? I've slept with women older than she is.
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Post by: brob on June 05, 2010, 10:24:45 AM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDSCDQmSt0Y[/youtube]
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Post by: Ichirou on June 05, 2010, 10:25:25 AM
How old was the oldest chick you slept with, Willco?  Over forty?
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Post by: Akala on June 05, 2010, 10:45:19 AM
she told me once that the great thing about having sex with a deaf chick is that they can't talk.

I bet there'd be some fucked up noises though.  :lol
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Post by: brob on June 05, 2010, 10:52:26 AM
saw a porno with a deaf chick once. she sounded like an animal.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:drool
[close]
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Post by: demi on June 05, 2010, 10:52:57 AM
Why is my name being thrown around? :lol

Ya'll crazy
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Post by: BlackMage on June 05, 2010, 10:56:40 AM
Why is my name being thrown around? :lol

Ya'll crazy

that's because most of us consider you the expert on deviant sex.
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Post by: demi on June 05, 2010, 11:00:33 AM
Willco edited out the photo I posted, but if you saw her you would agree with me, she is definitely at least a drunken handjob
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Post by: BlackMage on June 05, 2010, 11:02:57 AM
I must admit i am a bit turned on by this whole scenario.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 05, 2010, 11:16:35 AM
Y'all a bunch of BrandNews. :lol
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Post by: Beezy on June 05, 2010, 11:30:44 AM
Cousins shouldn't flirt at all, even as a joke. That shit is too awkward.

Y'all a bunch of BrandNews. :lol
:lol
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Post by: WrikaWrek on June 05, 2010, 12:03:38 PM
Reading these messages out of context indeed make them sound creepy, however I don't know the person or whether this is his way of expressing herself or not. Has she ever told you anything like that before or is this out of nowhere?

No, not really. Like I said, when we were younger, she's made some semi-flirty comments. Comments prefaced with "... if we weren't cousins" and lots of other creepy stuff. I remember telling Disposable White Guy that she told me once that the great thing about having sex with a deaf chick is that they can't talk.

So, uh, yeah.

Quote from: Wrika
edit: Da fuck, she's 8 years older than you and married? Dude give me a break, how could you even wonder.

What does the age have to do with anything? I've slept with women older than she is.

Look mang, i don't know what crack whore houses you've been hitting, but i'm guessing those women weren't your cousins or aunts or some shit, and weren't married to another dude from your family.
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Post by: Bloodwake on June 05, 2010, 12:23:42 PM
Alright, I've seen the pics.


Just don't get drunk dude.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 05, 2010, 12:58:18 PM
You may have slept with older women, but we're taking about a married family member who's 8 years older than you here. I really doubt she wants the cock. Perhaps this is how her motherly personality displays itself

But you know how to find out Willco. Respond again with some comments like "i can't wait to see you I love you so much. I've had a tough year but you always make me feel better" or some shit. Get her talking more, see where it goes.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 05, 2010, 09:59:08 PM
Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test.
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Post by: Oblivion on June 05, 2010, 10:16:57 PM
Incest is wincest, put your cousin to the test.

That's the correct line.  :wag
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 05, 2010, 10:18:01 PM
I like how she called you a big boy. Does she want to play with your fat flabs or something
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Post by: BlackMage on June 05, 2010, 10:18:29 PM
Incest is the best, put your cousin to the test.

Put on that fancy vest, and don't worry bout the rest.
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Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 05, 2010, 10:19:35 PM
Wait how does she know your funny if she's deaf
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Post by: BlackMage on June 05, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
hey hey maybe someone told will that this means hello in sign language

(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/103.gif)
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 06, 2010, 11:31:30 PM
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No, not really. Like I said, when we were younger, she's made some semi-flirty comments. Comments prefaced with "... if we weren't cousins" and lots of other creepy stuff. I remember telling Disposable White Guy that she told me once that the great thing about having sex with a deaf chick is that they can't talk.

she's probably just amused by seeing you squirm.