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Title: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Billy Rygar on June 08, 2010, 01:21:50 PM
fyi
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 08, 2010, 01:25:43 PM
OMFG TAKE IT TO A VET NOW YOU FUCKING MORONMNNNNNN
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 08, 2010, 01:28:15 PM
i'm mad at you because you didn't regulate your cat properly and now the evilbore news cycle is filled with talk about your cat instead of more important issues like cock pics
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 08, 2010, 01:30:35 PM
i am sure that radicalized furries forced your cat into eating its vomit, anyhow
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 08, 2010, 01:34:10 PM
Don't turn any fans on or let any cross-breezes through your house, otherwise you'll have vomit precipitation.  Leave the stove off too, lest the vomit precipitation ignite.
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Mupepe on June 08, 2010, 01:34:39 PM
so?  my cat eats its own balls.
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Mupepe on June 08, 2010, 01:39:01 PM
I don't think Randian philosophies apply in socialist california.
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Positive Touch on June 08, 2010, 01:40:58 PM
pics plz
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Mupepe on June 08, 2010, 01:43:07 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 08, 2010, 01:40:08 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 08, 2010, 01:39:01 PM
I don't think Randian philosophies apply in socialist california.
I don't think they apply in the real world at all.

But back to the cat.
Do you have any good cat recipes?
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: muckhole on June 08, 2010, 01:58:23 PM
Have you considered taking preventative measures to insure against future cat eruptions? Surely you have lots of spare corks at hand.
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Reb on June 08, 2010, 02:15:42 PM
It seems your cat has bought the first search result for "cat vomit".
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: drew on June 08, 2010, 02:15:54 PM
mojo :lol
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 08, 2010, 02:16:51 PM
My cat used to make the most awful noises before she'd throw up a hairball that was about half her length
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 08, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
I propose you dine with your cat and over the course of the meal ask it about what's making it ill.
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Positive Touch on June 08, 2010, 02:25:39 PM
my cat's names are marbles, pickles and doodles
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 08, 2010, 02:53:16 PM
My cat eats too fast, which occasionally causes her to throw up.
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: drew on June 08, 2010, 03:05:49 PM
ive been scared of cats ever since i was a kid, we had a stray cat that took a liking to us and lived in our backyard but you couldnt pet her anywhere but on top of her head or shed scratch the shit out of you, 2 weekends ago i was at this chicks house watching a movie and one of her cats - chewbacca - took a liking to me and i rubbed him (no beastiality) all over for the rest of the movie, it was the first time i ever petted a cat like that, i even picked him up! /coolstorybro
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Post by: Himu on June 08, 2010, 03:12:47 PM
awwww drew
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 08, 2010, 03:46:37 PM
Quote from: drew on June 08, 2010, 03:05:49 PM
/coolstorybro

fuck I hate it when self-depreciation ruins it for others
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 08, 2010, 05:58:12 PM
There's a guy in Wyoming who has the solution to this entire cat vomit debacle.  He's been at Ghengis' door shouting for the entire day, but Ghengis won't listen.  If we'd all just use his method of pouring wax into the cat vomit to make it disperse, this whole thing would be over with completely!  He's tested it on a cup of motor oil, so we know it works.
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 08, 2010, 06:01:21 PM
stank pussy :yuck

:fbm
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Robo on June 08, 2010, 06:12:16 PM
We should probably try to contact James Cameron.
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: muckhole on June 08, 2010, 06:26:48 PM
Wow.

Quote
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/James_Cameron.jpg)
By Alexei Oreskovic Alexei Oreskovic – Thu Jun 3, 3:02 am ET
PALOS VERDES, Calif (Reuters) – Film director and deep-sea explorer James Cameron said on Wednesday that Genghis Cohen turned down his offer to help combat the massive vomit pile spill in the kitchen.

"Over the last few hours I've watched, as we all have, with growing horror and heartache, watching what's happening in the Cohen household and thinking that moron doesn't know what he's doing," Cameron said at the All Fancy Cats conference.

"I'm really, really smart with cats", Cameron said, "and our elegant solution could have been deployed in the neighbour's pool within hours."

 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/scuba-cat-6.jpg)

Mr. Cohen, who appeared to have been drinking heavily and wearing only an apron, refused further comment, but was overheard muttering "I'll show that f__ker 3-D." and then began removing said apron.


Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 08, 2010, 06:28:43 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/scuba-cat-6.jpg)

hahahahahaha!
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: drew on June 08, 2010, 07:28:43 PM
Quote from: The Business on June 08, 2010, 03:13:17 PM
Man with a collection of bb guns has bad experiences with animals, go figure.

i would never ever shoot an animal!

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except for a dragonfly i shot out of the air, which was pro as fuck :zzz
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Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Robo on June 09, 2010, 02:32:27 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 09, 2010, 02:45:43 AM
mucky :lol
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Post by: Bloodwake on June 09, 2010, 04:52:39 PM
lmfao.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 09, 2010, 04:54:21 PM
:lol :lol :lol muck :bow2
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Barry Egan on June 09, 2010, 05:01:38 PM
that last line is golden.
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 09, 2010, 05:34:08 PM
I just remember that Cohen doesn't let his wife shave.  How does he even walk into that house?
Title: Re: My Cat is Eating His Own Vomit
Post by: Bildi on June 09, 2010, 08:25:43 PM
:rofl muckhole