THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on June 11, 2010, 11:23:14 AM
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I'm talking to this chick that is basically the female Eric P. Even he agrees that her color commentary is eerily similar to our daily chats.
... so is it wrong that I'm attracted to a chick that has similar tastes as Eric P, or am I secretly in love with Eric P? :o
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makes sense.
eric p is awesome
erica p would be awesomer
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[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2QV_RtR9Mg[/youtube]
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hell no. just hit it though. no relationship. eric is a whore and breaks hearts
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eric P has an amazing, smooth voice though.
does this chick have an amazing, smooth voice??
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Eric P needs to show us his ass first.
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It's weird that you're attracted to an inauthentic Eric P when you have access to the real thing, yes.
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does she look like him though?
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her beard isn't as awesome
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how about a pic of the girl.. throw us a fuken bone here.
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Imagine Eric P and go from there.
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if she looks like eric p, then yes
no offensive to our lovely aging hipster peer, his beard just wouldn't look good on any non-pakistani woman
edit: goldammit, eric p HISSELFS beat me to the joke
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Me thinks Willco is is trying to tell Eric tactfully that he's dating his sister or mom.
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i think willco is trying to tell eric p tactfully that he wants to cornhole the daylights out of him
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:shh
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willco: i am attracted to a girl that looks like you eric
eric: nice, thanks for the compliment
willco: i don't think you get it, i am attracted TO A GIRL that happens to look like you
eric: uh, yeah, i mean, thanks, that's flattering
willco: seriously, i LIKE GIRLS! GIRLS! NOT YOU! JUST GIRLS THAT LOOK LIKE YOU! EXACTLY LIKE YOU!
eric: um
willco: oh jesus, it's hard being a republican.
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There's a Seinfeld episode about this, go do some research Willco.
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well something is definitely hard :)
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i think willco is trying to tell eric p tactfully that he wants to cornhole the daylights out of him
he's learned tact?
"you should move out to hollywood with me. we can bang (uncomfortable pause) HOES! we can bang HOES! they're a dime a dozen out here!"
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Me thinks Willco is is trying to tell Eric tactfully that he's dating his sister or mom.
i think willco is trying to tell eric p tactfully that he wants to cornhole the daylights out of him
Beaten and beaten. :-\
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Eric P's date suggestion totally worked :lol
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This brings an entirely new implied tone to "Look at that fucking hipster."
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welcome to the club willco. i would fuck Eric too.
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I demand a beard-off with eric p. My beard is getting intense again.
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Eric P's date suggestion totally worked :lol
i would like to think i know how to get into my pants
go to my last FM and start talking about how you like the bands there.
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I demand a beard-off with eric p. My beard is getting intense again.
my beard is getting cut down on Monday
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Eric P. is the only non-twat ignoring me :'(
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I demand a beard-off with eric p. My beard is getting intense again.
my beard is getting cut down on Monday
I need pics.
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freak
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Eric P suggested that I invite her to see Black Dynamite at the AFI Silver Theater for our first date, and she seems genuinely excited. :lol
... so if I ever got Eric P and this chick in the same room, would that be like crossing the streams?
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Bad idea, bruh. Even with your tremendous weight loss, do you really want to be compared to this:
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd202/fudgieluv/Sexy/MichaelJaiWhite.jpg)
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If that's a problem for her, when we get back to my place, I'll just have to tell her to:
:patel
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just get eric to hide in the bushes and feed you lines. it can't go wrong!
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cyrano de bigmac
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:lol
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:lol
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:lol
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cyrano de bigmac
well done :lol
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cyrano de bigmac
:lol
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Every girl is the female version of some guy.
So nah man, if you like her its cool.