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Title: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:02:22 PM
Suikoden VI!!!!!!!! :hyper :hyper :hyper  :-\ :( :'(

Watch here, courtesy of my pal Duckroll:

http://mfile.akamai.com/73487/live/reflector:49700.asx

Liveblog:

http://e3.gamespot.com/story/6265355/konami-2010-e3-press-briefing-begins-1-pm-pdt-wednesday-june-16
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: TripleA on June 16, 2010, 04:07:08 PM
Did it start? I'm not getting any video
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:07:31 PM
gettin music
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Beezy on June 16, 2010, 04:11:02 PM
Thanks. I'm hoping for Rising gameplay, but I doubt that will happen.

Why the fuck does Konami have a conference and Capcom doesn't? Do they just choose not to?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:12:00 PM
good god this is worst than cpt. START ALREADY
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 04:18:59 PM
They announced Suikoden VI?

If not, time to leper himuro
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:19:01 PM
It's on
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 04:19:22 PM
Any other sources for streaming?  I can't use this one at work.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:19:34 PM
They announced Suikoden VI?

If not, time to leper himuro

Why do you think I put  :-\ :( :'( ?  I HOPE they announce Suikoden VI.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:19:56 PM
Any other sources for streaming?  I can't use this one at work.

konami.com but you have to reg
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 04:22:08 PM
They announced Suikoden VI?

If not, time to leper himuro

Why do you think I put  :-\ :( :'( ?  I HOPE they announce Suikoden VI.

That's why you don't put !!!  :hyper :hyper :hyper

smhhhh

:P
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 04:22:56 PM
was that silent hill 2 in hd?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: TripleA on June 16, 2010, 04:23:04 PM
Heh, Silent Hill.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Beezy on June 16, 2010, 04:23:13 PM
engrish never gets old
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 04:23:23 PM
Any other sources for streaming?  I can't use this one at work.

konami.com but you have to reg

The site must be getting bombarded.  Seems to be down.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 04:24:25 PM
So they're showing Silent Hill 2 remake by VATRA?

hmhmhmhmhmh

Is there a stream on youtube or gametrailers?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:26:44 PM
lmao konami is pathetic

equipment failure :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:28:00 PM
I just see a Konami logo and Rapstar

They were going to show a trailer but couldn't because an error :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:28:40 PM
SHAVE YOUR NECK
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Beezy on June 16, 2010, 04:32:14 PM
This sucks. Leper Himuro.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:32:35 PM
russel simmons :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:32:55 PM
This sucks. Leper Himuro.

don't blame me konami is bankrupt after mgs4 :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 04:33:13 PM
Russell Simmons dropped the F-bomb at a press event.  That alone makes this > Microsoft's.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Skidmark on June 16, 2010, 04:33:27 PM
a history lesson.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:35:35 PM
WHY THE FUCK YA'LL DO THAT SHIT :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 04:36:51 PM
...but the game is censored!?  C'mon Russell, what the fuck is up with that shit?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
the swearing was pretty funny  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 04:38:19 PM
OMG MATURE ULTIMATE MUSCLE
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:38:55 PM
this conference is hilarious

the delay
the technical problems
the $50 budget
russel simmons
;etc
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Skidmark on June 16, 2010, 04:40:55 PM
this is wrong.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:41:06 PM
LA PARKA

OMG
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 04:42:09 PM
this is amazing
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:42:25 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 04:43:25 PM
did he just say "I'll take it in the back?"

 :tauntaun
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:43:26 PM
THIS IS THE BEST CONFERENCE
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Skidmark on June 16, 2010, 04:43:42 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 04:44:38 PM
this makes ubisoft's attempt as a clusterfuck look amateur
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: demi on June 16, 2010, 04:45:40 PM
Saw 2 has been known

* I'm not watching the stream, who cares
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Skidmark on June 16, 2010, 04:45:48 PM
Torture a girl everyday live?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:47:13 PM
This guy needs a shot of jack
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2010, 04:48:04 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/konami-e32010-js0108.jpg)
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:48:12 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 16, 2010, 04:48:46 PM
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2010/06/konami-e32010-js0114.jpg)
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:49:30 PM
WANU MIYAN TRUFS
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 04:49:36 PM
What shappening?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 04:49:53 PM
this guy is high
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Skidmark on June 16, 2010, 04:50:00 PM
ONE MIRRION TROOOOPS
 :o


3 weeks a gay.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Enl on June 16, 2010, 04:50:09 PM
Did the entire staff of Konami get really stoned before this conference?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 04:50:30 PM
X-Treme Berry Tactical Sports Drink
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:50:33 PM
omg this is AMAZING
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 04:51:45 PM
WOOOW
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:53:36 PM
OTOMEDIUS
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:54:15 PM
8)

fellow nig who appreciates the amazing japanese devs
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:55:19 PM
JUST GOT DONE PRESENTING OTOMEDIUS EXCELLENT AT THE KONAMI CONFERENCE
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 04:55:49 PM
omg how are they showing this right after the wrestler guys and russel simmons
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 04:56:58 PM
you can tell everyone in the audience went

:|

at that trailer
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:56:58 PM
This is why japan is irrelevent almost :D

western games don't have half naked loli's with stars over their titties do they
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Enl on June 16, 2010, 04:59:12 PM
Holy shit! It's Poochie the video game!  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 04:59:39 PM
No, western games just have taller lolis without stars on their exposed tits
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 04:59:39 PM
Man, MGS4 has RUINED Konami :lol they are so fucking low budget now it's not even funny. no wonder they outsource all their games now.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:00:20 PM
all the japanese guys are high as fuck
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:00:41 PM
That voice DOES NOT fit that human
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:01:43 PM
OMG  :lol

this is too much
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Skidmark on June 16, 2010, 05:01:48 PM
I need subtitles.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:01:59 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:02:32 PM
WHAT THE FUFCK
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 05:03:02 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 05:03:18 PM
This is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:03:26 PM
JUST YOU BODY
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Skidmark on June 16, 2010, 05:03:36 PM
You sure this is not the next Japanese Borat?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:03:47 PM
OH MY GOD THE "YEAH"  :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:04:00 PM
 :rofl

this is the best thing at E3
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:04:26 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:04:57 PM
I think it's very possible the Japanese are on drugs.

Japan = STRICT DRUG LAWS.  VERY HARD TO GET DRUGS
LA = EASY TO SCORE DRUGS

so when they come over here they party like crazy and do all the drugs they are not used to and are fucked up the whole conference!
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:07:09 PM
Little tip about me: I used to run a Karaoke Revolution website, and got invited to E3 because of it and got to meet all the producers and developers and play test and get early stuff.

I am so relieved that was 5 years ago.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Enl on June 16, 2010, 05:07:15 PM
I predict Kojima will pop out by the end of this conference drunk, wearing nothing but leather chaps, and stradling one of the mexican wrestlers with Iga whipping them from behind.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:08:56 PM
how is this a real company  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:09:28 PM
what the fuck was that
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:10:05 PM
did konami really bring out a bunch of elementary kids for game journalists?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:10:08 PM
:lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:10:50 PM
WE NEED A BLU-RAY WITH MULTI-ANGLE AUDIENCE REACTION CAM
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:11:44 PM
we need backstage footage of these kids interacting with high japanese dudes and lucha libre and russel simmons
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:12:01 PM
Poor kids, to go from Oprah winfrey and national television to the GiantBomb staff and the 10 people who visit their site
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:13:04 PM
This is the best conference ever
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:13:32 PM
This is the best conference ever

truly

Konami is the future of the game industry
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:15:43 PM
Here's this one normal guy and he's just thinking "I can't believe I'm at this fucked up conference.  I'll just say my stuff and get the hell out of here before people remember my name and associate me with this".
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:16:59 PM
reminds me of that one beyblade thread on gaf

that was a classic thread
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Enl on June 16, 2010, 05:18:12 PM
Here you guys go. Make the conference even more amazing.

[youtube=560,345]F_2YJByqtrM&hl=en_US&fs=1&[/youtube]
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:20:33 PM
finally a good game
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:21:11 PM
That looks good
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Enl on June 16, 2010, 05:21:22 PM
This is really out of place with the rest of the conference. Maybe it was a fuck up on Konami's part.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Skidmark on June 16, 2010, 05:22:02 PM
the shadow game seems like a good game in comparison to what they have shown previously.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Enl on June 16, 2010, 05:22:16 PM
Well that was short.  :-\
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:22:21 PM
VATRA
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 05:22:28 PM
I feel sorry for mister Pepe. :(
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Third on June 16, 2010, 05:22:42 PM
SH :hyper

Hope it'll look good.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:27:32 PM
looks fantastic
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
ugly as fuck. and those two dudes they trotted out on stage seemed like horrible individuals. No hope for this game. none.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Third on June 16, 2010, 05:28:06 PM
Underwhelming.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:28:12 PM
looks distinguished mentally-challenged...and they'rer naming it "Silent Hill"?  :maf
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:28:59 PM
I don't want to play as a guy in an orange jumpsuit.

that was clearly green
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:29:12 PM
dropping yamaoka = moving forward

sick buurrrn
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Third on June 16, 2010, 05:29:18 PM
please see our trailer, please
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 05:29:21 PM
This SH dude is feeling himself way too hard.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:30:18 PM
ASS N TITTIES
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:30:36 PM
I want to hate SH out of principal since it's total outsourced milking without any involvement of the original people who created SH

but...it looks like it has potential as a twin peaks/sh game.  Will keep an eye on it and maybe give them a chance when it comes out.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:32:31 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Third on June 16, 2010, 05:32:56 PM
...

that was distinguished mentally-challenged
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 05:33:09 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:33:35 PM
what

more rising! cut some watermelons!
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:33:38 PM
Guy is director of Metal Gear Acid games.

But man, Rebellion is so shit.  

dunno what to think
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 05:35:12 PM
how did he do that trick was his head really dismembered?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:35:32 PM
magic

it's also how games are made
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Beezy on June 16, 2010, 05:37:14 PM
Just woke up. This is too long. :-\
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:37:55 PM
rizzzing
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 05:38:25 PM
how far away from Rising is Koji-chan staying? Cus I would like it to be good.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Skidmark on June 16, 2010, 05:38:45 PM
how did he do that trick was his head really dismembered?
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAM06n8t3-Y[/youtube]
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:40:27 PM
GO BACK TO THE HIGH JAPANESE DEVELOPERS
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 05:42:21 PM
YES. HELP ME UNDERSTAND " CUT AND TAKE" AND "CUT AT WILL" THSES ECONCEPTS ARE WAY TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WITHOUT ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING MIND NUMBINGLY SHITTY EXPLAINAGPOINAESG PAISG 'PBIGABGÆAGNASNÆDGNÆKæG SH'0PINAGKØ
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:43:09 PM
good god is this what game journalists have to suffer through? who wants this job?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:43:12 PM
YES. HELP ME UNDERSTAND " CUT AND TAKE" AND "CUT AT WILL" THSES ECONCEPTS ARE WAY TOO DIFFICULT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND WITHOUT ALL THIS MOTHERFUCKING MIND NUMBINGLY SHITTY EXPLAINAGPOINAESG PAISG 'PBIGABGÆAGNASNÆDGNÆKæG SH'0PINAGKØ

 :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:43:30 PM
yeah, this would be a lot easier if they just showed it

this was the problem with Avatar at Ubisoft last year
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:44:21 PM
My favorite part was when they basically said "you can cut at will but we don't really know how to control that yet"
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: iconoclast on June 16, 2010, 05:44:46 PM
La Parka was at this event? WTF now I regret playing games instead of watching this >:(
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:45:37 PM
La Parka was at this event? WTF now I regret playing games instead of watching this >:(

I was playing Peace Walker while watching this  8)

I had to stop because I was laughing too hard to play properly
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:47:08 PM
:rofl CASTLEVANIA: DESPAIR LOOKS AWFUL
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 16, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
I worked at E3 as a paid contract writer and it sucks. The only people that enjoy it are fan boys, and they are insufferable. Actual adults hate it.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:47:20 PM
Castlevania looks awesome :bow2
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 05:47:45 PM
yeah, this would be a lot easier if they just showed it

this was the problem with Avatar at Ubisoft last year

The way the translator was reading it, it sounded like none of that stuff has actually been implemented yet.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:48:02 PM
COWBOY HAT
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 05:48:58 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:49:32 PM
This looks "beautiful" & "amazing"

uhhhh, sorry to break it to you Iga...
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 05:50:02 PM
Didn't I shoot this guy in RDR?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 05:51:18 PM
 He is now begging, BEGGING, people to buy the game, even before it has had a chance to bomb...


Poor IGA. :'(
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:51:50 PM
He is now begging, BEGGING, people to buy the game, even before it has had a chance to bomb...


Poor IGA. :'(

:(
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 05:54:37 PM
god of war castlevania snore

more Harmony of Despair
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:55:46 PM
THIS IS SO BORING

Leave it to anything Kojima to make a trailer of something into a shitty story-fest.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 05:56:50 PM
I'm sorry, but everytime I hear Patrick Stewart in a videogame I get Oblivion flashbacks
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 05:58:23 PM
this chubby brit was rather glassy eyed.  ;)
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 05:58:27 PM
screw the haters

that was the best looking CV since Drac X
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 05:58:32 PM
FROGGER 3DS

I'm outta this bitch

*drops mic*
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Robo on June 16, 2010, 05:58:38 PM
The dialouge is awful.  :yuck
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 05:59:54 PM
THIS WAS THE BEST CONFERENCE EVER UNTIL THEY TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: demi on June 16, 2010, 06:03:09 PM
this chubby brit

Oh?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 06:03:50 PM
They're airing the conference again. Catch if you missed.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 06:06:08 PM
Summary people.

- fighting luchadores
- almost every dev presenting is high, prolly due to strict japanese drug laws and the fact LA is pretty lax in terms of that
- richard simmons dropping f-bomb and being kicked off stage
- funny shit
- new game from hudson that involves light and shadow. look good.
- mgs: rizzzing bores
- iga literally BEGS for sales for his new cv
- engrish
- low budget, doesn't look like a conference presented by a dev that is as bad - or as used to be, rather - as Konami
- new castlevania
- like 20 minute delay, technical issues involving trailers and equipment that disables them to show trailers
- high japanese devs present dancing game and dance like monkeys, hilarious

;etc

It was a total disaster of epic proportions until they started to take themselves seriously, around when the hudson guy came out.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 06:06:58 PM
THIS WAS THE BEST CONFERENCE EVER UNTIL THEY TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY

Then it became sad when IGA was carted onto the stage and was begging us to buy the game and had to introduce the big budget Castlevania title that he had nothing to do with. He's not even a producer.

Actually, did he work on the other 3D titles?

Yeah he did.

And I liked them.  ^^;  I don't hate 3d CV like everyone else.  Before it was Igavania CV was AN ACTION GAME.  The 3d ones have just been poor action games, no reason the new one can't be a good action game that recreates the classic CV that was awesome until it became metroid.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 06:09:43 PM
Summary people.

- fighting luchadores
- almost every dev presenting is high
- richard simmons dropping f-bomb and being kicked off stage
- funny shit
- new game from hudson that involves light and shadow. look good.
- mgs: rizzzing bores
- iga begs for sales for his new cv

OK I'll watch that tomorrow!  :lol

read the edit
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Jansen on June 16, 2010, 06:10:31 PM
castlevania showing must of been truly awful if bebpo is defending it
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 06:12:00 PM
THIS WAS THE BEST CONFERENCE EVER UNTIL THEY TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY

Then it became sad when IGA was carted onto the stage and was begging us to buy the game and had to introduce the big budget Castlevania title that he had nothing to do with. He's not even a producer.

Actually, did he work on the other 3D titles?

Yeah he did.

And I liked them.  ^^;  I don't hate 3d CV like everyone else.  Before it was Igavania CV was AN ACTION GAME.  The 3d ones have just been poor action games, no reason the new one can't be a good action game that recreates the classic CV that was awesome until it became metroid.

CV was not an action game. It was mostly a platforming game. The action itself was tame outside of boss fights.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 06:13:58 PM
castlevania showing must of been truly awful if bebpo is defending it

Actually the majority opinion is that the new CV looks great.  We just have some haters here who don't believe CV should be anything besides a 2.5D platformer or metroid game.

THIS WAS THE BEST CONFERENCE EVER UNTIL THEY TOOK THEMSELVES SERIOUSLY

Then it became sad when IGA was carted onto the stage and was begging us to buy the game and had to introduce the big budget Castlevania title that he had nothing to do with. He's not even a producer.

Actually, did he work on the other 3D titles?

Yeah he did.

And I liked them.  ^^;  I don't hate 3d CV like everyone else.  Before it was Igavania CV was AN ACTION GAME.  The 3d ones have just been poor action games, no reason the new one can't be a good action game that recreates the classic CV that was awesome until it became metroid.

CV was not an action game. It was mostly a platforming game. The action itself was tame outside of boss fights.

It was action & platforming.  The new one has action and probably platforming and whip swinging.  It also has GREAT art that looks very CV, has a top-notch voice cast, the combat looks solid, and the environments look amazing to explore. 

As much as you hate it, God of War/Rygar is the modern equivalent of Dracula X.  Go forward through levels, fight enemies, and make jumps.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:14:51 PM
I'm just watching this now.....

What the fuck is Russell Simmons going on about?!? :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Jansen on June 16, 2010, 06:17:00 PM
i'm just messing with ya.

being action focused isn't a problem to me, it's that they are copying bottom of the barrel action gaming like god of war.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Jansen on June 16, 2010, 06:19:37 PM
where are you watching this??
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:20:01 PM
There's a link in the OP
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Diunx on June 16, 2010, 06:21:00 PM
Did they demoed Rising? :hyper
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Bebpo on June 16, 2010, 06:21:58 PM
i'm just messing with ya.

being action focused isn't a problem to me, it's that they are copying bottom of the barrel action gaming like god of war.

Yeah, hopefully the combat is better than GoW.  It's definitely not as technical as DMC/NG/Bayo, but too early too tell if it's generic combat, generic enemy patterns.

I wish they would release the E3 demo on XBL/PSN.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Jansen on June 16, 2010, 06:22:01 PM
all i'm getting is a blank page that says "waiting for video" :'(

nvm got it working using IE
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:22:29 PM
I like how they brought out the fucking scale on stage for this shitball mexican wrestling thing.

OMG....a weigh in

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:23:33 PM
Alright.  This is AWESOME. :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:24:09 PM
Holy crap.  Best conference ever.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Jansen on June 16, 2010, 06:30:33 PM
this is depressing
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:31:03 PM
The 99 Nights guy is out of his fucking mind.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:31:34 PM
He's gotta be high.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 06:31:46 PM
someone better save this conference so I can watch it again later

Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 16, 2010, 06:32:16 PM
Oh my fucking god.  Please tell me this video is being archived so I can watch it tomorrow
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:32:57 PM
ROCK N ROLL!
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:35:51 PM
And now, here's the whitest black guy we could find.....

This is like the anti-Russell Simmons
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
Pffftt.

Japafaggotry.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:38:32 PM
No way is this guy really black.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 06:39:34 PM
No way is this guy really black.

So all black people are dumb distinguished black fellows i guess
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 06:39:56 PM
just wait until this guy shows up (http://i48.tinypic.com/nqpair.jpg)
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:40:34 PM
Oh man.  No. No no no no no no no no no
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:41:34 PM
just wait until this guy shows up (http://i48.tinypic.com/nqpair.jpg)

They're here!  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:42:05 PM
Holy fuck

 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

WHAT THE HELL IS HE SAYING?!?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 06:42:48 PM
notice how they aren't actually playing the game

he just wants to dance
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:42:57 PM
Looks like MS has wrapped up all the fucking loons in Japan to make Kinect games for them
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:43:32 PM
notice how they aren't actually playing the game

he just wants to dance

:lol just noticed that
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:44:18 PM
This kills the Ubisoft conference  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2010, 06:44:25 PM
Is this for real?

I am too busy with gamespot awesomeness
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: SantaC on June 16, 2010, 06:44:51 PM
Castlevania to 3DS is the only thing that would excite me. Has it happened yet?

Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:45:52 PM
Well I'm sold on Dance Masters
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 16, 2010, 06:48:32 PM
- almost every dev presenting is high, prolly due to strict japanese drug laws and the fact LA is pretty lax in terms of that


if they're smoking that medical MJ and they're not used to it, I'm surprised they even made it to the stage

one of the highlights of my life was enjoying a discrete toke between the main hall and the one where all the big developers were at during E3 '99... good times :pimp
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2010, 06:49:43 PM
Looks like MS has wrapped up all the fucking loons in Japan to make Kinect games for them

What??

Why I wasn't told about that :maf :maf
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:50:19 PM
What the hell is this?

Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brawndolicious on June 16, 2010, 06:50:39 PM
where do you stream the conference from?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:51:57 PM
where do you stream the conference from?

I clicked on the duckroll link in the OP before it originally ended and kept it open until it started again.

But now I'm just watching Glee......I think.  Good god.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:54:35 PM
Bring back the Dance Masters guy.  Please.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brawndolicious on June 16, 2010, 06:56:03 PM
high school musical is over now.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2010, 06:59:48 PM
Is this MS conference?

 :smug
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 06:59:55 PM
Someone tell me this gets insane again.  I don't really want to watch a bunch of standard videogame stuff.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 07:01:21 PM
This looks like Konami's attempt at ICO
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brawndolicious on June 16, 2010, 07:01:49 PM
pretty cool looking platformer.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 07:03:05 PM
An interesting Wii game?  Color me surprised.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: pilonv1 on June 16, 2010, 07:08:19 PM
FUCK YEAH LA PARKA

(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/7772/laparkaguitarts2.gif)
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Jansen on June 16, 2010, 07:12:48 PM
lol rebellion lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 07:14:26 PM
Oh man, these ppl are crazy.

Neverdead looks horrible. And the guy with the coat...man, what the hell
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2010, 07:14:38 PM
What kind of craziness is this?

 :lol

Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 07:18:44 PM
Cut and grab.  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

NEXT
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Yeti on June 16, 2010, 07:20:29 PM
Reading this thread is confusing enough, I can only imagine what the conference was like :S
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 07:28:08 PM
Oh god.  Harmony of Despair.  Emphasis on the Despair.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 07:29:17 PM
And now I've come full circle with the guy from RDR.

I'm out.

First half of this confernece though was fucking balls out amazing to watch.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: maxy on June 16, 2010, 07:41:54 PM
oh look,a replay
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 07:46:00 PM
I like how the very first presenter doesn't make a lick of sense.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 07:48:26 PM
oh god this is brutal  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 07:48:48 PM
This conference omg. Stronger starts playing but no trailer....silence...
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 07:53:24 PM
He just said fuck  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 07:54:43 PM
What the fuck is Russel slamming on about? Game journalists don't care about race relations.  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 07:56:54 PM
This is too much.

Black dude comes in dressed high class hood, and starts cursing.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 07:57:49 PM
Someone really should archive the first 30 or 40 minutes of this conference.  One for the history books.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 07:59:09 PM
I'm so glad they are replaying this. ohhhhh this is goooooood.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 07:59:42 PM
Is lucha libra real?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 08:00:34 PM
Lucalibre...really..who gives a fuck.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:01:07 PM
They're on the mexican thing already? 

Alright.  I'm down for another viewing. :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:01:22 PM
Lucalibre...really..who gives a fuck.

Wait for it....
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:03:28 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:04:31 PM
La Parka himself was like


as I was typing that the promo cover

ok I an't get throug a sentence without something more ludicrous happening  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 08:04:47 PM
ai ai manãna tu coño, tu estas hablando con el diablo



lol at them slapping each other, wat
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:07:12 PM
the spiddle in this guys mouth  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:09:04 PM
Oh yeah.....99 nights
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:09:31 PM
 :lol :lol :lol no one cared about 99 nights
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 08:09:42 PM
A korean bombaclad
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:10:29 PM
 :lol :lol :lol oh god, one million troops
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 08:10:43 PM
ahaha. this is fucking awe inspiring.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: naff on June 16, 2010, 08:11:23 PM
Run Mirrion Troops.... Ruuuun MIRRRION trooops.. Wooow  :lol This guy. WTF?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 08:11:27 PM
This guy is a pothead
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:11:32 PM
this guy is so fucked up  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:12:08 PM
Someone please record this shit when the Dance Masters guy comes on.   That motherfucker needs his own show.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: brob on June 16, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
ffs. this dude is killing the show.

:rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:13:14 PM
RACK N RAWL
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:15:07 PM
Oh no not the brotha  :-\
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:15:41 PM
Otomedius.

Slamin'.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: naff on June 16, 2010, 08:16:02 PM
OOooo unlockable goodies  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 08:16:10 PM
What the fuck

Afternoon people, how are you

*silence*

great

Isn't this guy the dancer from Rickroll?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 08:16:41 PM
From gaf:

(http://img14.abload.de/img/untitled-87muw.jpg)

(http://www.abload.de/img/l1_1yp7v.gif)
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:16:56 PM
Dance Masters is next, right?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:17:52 PM
Oh wait.  It's the Poochie game.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:18:03 PM
Yes dance masters is next
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: demi on June 16, 2010, 08:18:29 PM

(http://www.abload.de/img/l1_1yp7v.gif)

I've jacked to amateur porn similar to this
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:18:46 PM
Is it just my winamp or is everyone really high and has red eyes to proove it. this brotha is chink eye-ing.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: naff on June 16, 2010, 08:19:26 PM
God damn I missed the wrestlers, just got back from an exam and Himus stream didn't work on mac had to boot the ol pc.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 08:19:36 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/fckw89.jpg)

:bow
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:20:11 PM
God damn I missed the wrestlers, just got back from an exam and Himus stream didn't work on mac had to boot the ol pc.
They've been replaying it all day. You don't want to miss the very begginign either.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Himu on June 16, 2010, 08:20:47 PM
The conf is going to be on g4's site so we can dl this later
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:20:55 PM
Oh fuck.....
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 08:21:01 PM
Fuck your couch nigro

(http://costumedaggression.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dave-Chappelle-Fuck-Yo-Couch.gif)

Buy another one you rich motherfucker
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:21:07 PM
DANCE MASTERS MOTHERFUCKERS!
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:21:48 PM
Love this dude.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:22:01 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:22:10 PM
MS exclusive developer.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 08:22:21 PM
This guy is on mushrooms
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:22:42 PM
this part is so great. I love when he says "yeah!" at the end
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:23:13 PM
"the green silouette is where I pose, right?"

IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: naff on June 16, 2010, 08:23:18 PM
YES!
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:23:47 PM
And he just continues to dance...
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:24:03 PM
he just dances while he talks to a trialer  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 08:24:29 PM
oh man, the guy dancing
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:24:41 PM
DANCE MASTERS!
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: naff on June 16, 2010, 08:24:46 PM
"very very excite" This is jBorat.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 16, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
MS exclusive Kinect developer.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:26:01 PM
I love how he says "yeah" like jermaine from flight of the conchords
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 16, 2010, 08:26:22 PM
Japanese Steven Tyler
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:27:23 PM
it gets pretty boring from here on out but yeah, that is the greatest thing ever.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: T234 on June 16, 2010, 08:34:05 PM
- almost every dev presenting is high, prolly due to strict japanese drug laws and the fact LA is pretty lax in terms of that


if they're smoking that medical MJ and they're not used to it, I'm surprised they even made it to the stage

one of the highlights of my life was enjoying a discrete toke between the main hall and the one where all the big developers were at during E3 '99... good times :pimp

I had my first medical hydro the other day, Corny. A pinner got me folded like an old lawn chair.

GAWDDAMN at what they wanted for an onion, though.    
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 16, 2010, 08:39:41 PM
Why are you using terms when you can freely say ounce and what ever a pinner is?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: naff on June 16, 2010, 08:42:11 PM
Lost in shadow looks kinda interesting.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: cool breeze on June 16, 2010, 08:43:03 PM
Dance Masters guy is my hero
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: MCD on June 16, 2010, 08:54:10 PM
so just silent hill?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: T234 on June 16, 2010, 08:58:43 PM
Why are you using terms when you can freely say ounce and what ever a pinner is?

I have no idea what Marijuana is, and I do not know this man.

You cannot say exactly what you mean when you are being followed by the ATF everywhere, even to work at the porno store.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: iconoclast on June 16, 2010, 11:00:27 PM
The one million troops guy and the dance master guy need to be a comedy duo.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 16, 2010, 11:46:58 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GIVE ME A DOWNLOAD LINK SO I CAN WATCH THIS ON THE PLANE RIDE HOME TOMORROW
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: demi on June 16, 2010, 11:50:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtKMqdMWNec

Here's a quick YT link i found
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: demi on June 16, 2010, 11:54:58 PM
Dance Masters is amazing. Is that Natal?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 16, 2010, 11:56:55 PM
HOLY SHIT

I can't believe this is real

Oh god

tears

TEARS

:bow Konami's testicles are the size of EPCOT center :bow2
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: demi on June 16, 2010, 11:59:28 PM
Here's the luchadores

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcVYN9pevvY
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: bork on June 16, 2010, 11:59:56 PM
The Konami conference has saved E3.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: cool breeze on June 17, 2010, 12:00:49 AM
I love how after speaking english the entire time, he randomly starts talking in Japanese and the guy next to him looks completely lost
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: demi on June 17, 2010, 12:02:05 AM
Def Jam Rapstar (he says "I was fuckin with a nicca bout his socks" in the beginning)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIt64dd8woI

Saw 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVMHduKnWbk
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 17, 2010, 12:06:20 AM
I want to kill myself for missing this
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: iconoclast on June 17, 2010, 12:06:21 AM
My face hurts from laughing so much at this :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: cool breeze on June 17, 2010, 12:08:22 AM
the lucha libre youtube clip doesn't do it justice since you can't hear the host making quiet tense comments
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: demi on June 17, 2010, 12:08:34 AM
Silent Hill looks awesome.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: demi on June 17, 2010, 12:09:12 AM
the lucha libre youtube clip doesn't do it justice since you can't hear the host making quiet tense comments

Here's a longer clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7qm-lazcv0
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 17, 2010, 12:10:57 AM
All of Konami's Japanese dudes look like cheeseburgers :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 17, 2010, 12:14:03 AM
Man I really need a way to save this whole stream
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 17, 2010, 12:16:51 AM
If only all of the E3 press conferences could be this good.  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Trent Dole on June 17, 2010, 12:22:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtKMqdMWNec

Here's a quick YT link i found
Holy shit he is so high. :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: iconoclast on June 17, 2010, 12:23:20 AM
the last half of the conference is pretty boring. the luchas, dance masters, russel simmons, iga, and N3-2 are the highlights.

"please help us promote this game."  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 17, 2010, 12:24:33 AM
The Japanese dudes were :lol

Dance Dance Revolution Dude :rofl
Ninety Nine Nights dude :bow2
Half-japanese dude on that undead game :lol :wtf
IGA :(
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Diunx on June 17, 2010, 12:26:58 AM
This is unbelievable :lol can't wait for that euro expo in august.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: demi on June 17, 2010, 12:30:14 AM
I cant find any IGA videos, I want to see that
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on June 17, 2010, 12:33:33 AM
He's all like "well, we'll add more levels and characters and shit... if the game sells well. so please promote it... pretty please??? :japancry"

and when he was introducing the lords of shadow dude, you could totally sense the conceit
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Diunx on June 17, 2010, 01:18:33 AM
Is there still no download link for the full thing? I want to save this to my hd so I can watch it when feeling sad or depressed :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Diunx on June 17, 2010, 01:24:14 AM
I'm a kojima fanboy, I will just laugh harder.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 17, 2010, 01:27:55 AM
So is Silent Hill going to have a respectable developer this time?  I missed everything today. 
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Smooth Groove on June 17, 2010, 01:32:37 AM
:-\

Yet another forgettable Silent Hill. 
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2010, 04:48:48 AM
http://www.andriasang.com/e/blog/2010/06/17/hideo_kojima_taboo_zoe3/

:bow :bow :bow

:lol  :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 17, 2010, 05:21:10 AM
fuck Im sooooooooo keen for Dance Masters. 1 x Kinect sold to me
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: pilonv1 on June 17, 2010, 07:16:40 AM
So where can I download this to watch?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: originalz on June 17, 2010, 07:47:57 AM
Naoki is my hero.

I guess Dance Masters is the successor to DDR, all of the songs they previewed are from that game.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: magus on June 17, 2010, 07:53:09 AM
LA PARCA!
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kxqyNoo9_c&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: iconoclast on June 17, 2010, 08:20:30 AM
 :bow the chairman of WCW :bow2

fun fact: that is not the real La Parka that we know from WCW. the promotion that owns the character (AAA) stopped him from working under that name once he signed a contract with their rival (CMLL). he's now known as L.A. Park.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: TripleA on June 17, 2010, 11:02:56 AM
I just watched this (couldn't be bothered to watch all of it live).

EXTRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Robo on June 17, 2010, 12:30:53 PM
I'm boycotting all Konami games this year just so next year's conference is EVEN BETTER!  :rock
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 17, 2010, 12:38:53 PM
:bow Naoki Maeda :bow2
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 17, 2010, 02:52:58 PM
I had my first medical hydro the other day, Corny. A pinner got me folded like an old lawn chair.

:pimp glad to hear it! what kind of "medication" were you enjoying? I'm a big fan of the NY Sour Diesel, myself.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 17, 2010, 04:00:43 PM
Anyone have a link to the full video fo this conference?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Diunx on June 17, 2010, 05:03:07 PM
http://www.andriasang.com/e/blog/2010/06/17/hideo_kojima_taboo_zoe3/

:bow :bow :bow

:lol  :lol :lol

What the hell is going on at Konami? :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 17, 2010, 05:38:24 PM
Anyone have a link to the full video fo this conference?

I watched the whole thing on the first link in Himuro's first post. It was streaming the whole thing on a loop. Might still be going.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 17, 2010, 05:48:43 PM
[youtube=560,345]YtKMqdMWNec[/youtube]

Alright, now you guys have to watch this with the YouTube Closed Captions on.  Makes it even more fucking awesome than it already is.

Really something to see.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: iconoclast on June 17, 2010, 06:45:42 PM
it was. that's the game they were presenting when the guy lost his head. never dead or something
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: The Sceneman on June 17, 2010, 07:37:23 PM
man I cant stop thinking about Dance Masters. I AM VERY EXCITE
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: iconoclast on June 17, 2010, 08:27:40 PM
bien bien bien bien...

Quote
Dr. Wagner defeated his arch rival La Parka, The Chosen One and Silver King in a four way dance for the right to be the game's cover model.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Enl on June 17, 2010, 08:54:16 PM

Need to impress?
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c296/SamSawyr/IRuvUGuys.png)
Send in one million troobs! Again and again and again.


Looking awkward?
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c296/SamSawyr/IRuvUGuys.png)
I ruv you guys.


Keep hitting X,X,X?
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c296/SamSawyr/IRuvUGuys.png)
You are suck.


You are suck?
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c296/SamSawyr/IRuvUGuys.png)
I am excite.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 18, 2010, 03:08:45 PM
http://www.konami.com/e3/videos (http://www.konami.com/e3/videos)

Holy shit check out the KONAMI NEWS video here. Watch as the woman talks about overheating systems while she walks backwards through the Konami booth trying not to fall over.

At E3 Konami is the gift that keeps on giving

:bow Meredith Zealy :bow2
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: cubicle47b on June 18, 2010, 03:14:47 PM
I saw Tak in that video.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Himu on June 18, 2010, 03:54:45 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/169nqqe.png)

(http://i50.tinypic.com/2r6gt3k.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/2TVkY.jpg)
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 18, 2010, 03:58:02 PM
Watching Konami try to do E3 this year is like watching high schoolers try to remake "Jurassic Park" with some rubber masks and a Nikon Coolpix
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 18, 2010, 04:24:39 PM
Wait jarosh hasn't dropped his track in here?
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 18, 2010, 04:31:58 PM
Jarosh doesn't post here anymore.

what? he posted yesterday...

unless
spoiler (click to show/hide)
its not really him?
[close]
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: demi on June 18, 2010, 04:34:32 PM
Nah, I banned him. I hate twinks.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 18, 2010, 04:35:37 PM
Oh really?

Sucks to hear
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Enl on June 18, 2010, 05:50:40 PM
 :bow :bow  jarosh :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Purple Filth on June 18, 2010, 10:13:41 PM
:P


[youtube=560,345]8p1A93rvL78[/youtube]


download and listen: http://www.tindeck.com/listen/jwqq

you guys lied to me  :o

spoiler (click to show/hide)
or his ban finished today :shh
[close]


 :lol @ the track
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: TripleA on June 18, 2010, 11:07:01 PM
:P


[youtube=560,345]8p1A93rvL78[/youtube]


download and listen: http://www.tindeck.com/listen/jwqq

That is awesome  :lol
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Robo on June 19, 2010, 02:06:16 AM
jarosh brings the fuckin' jams.  :bow
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: MCD on June 19, 2010, 02:25:11 AM
:P


[youtube=560,345]8p1A93rvL78[/youtube]


download and listen: http://www.tindeck.com/listen/jwqq
DAILY DOSE
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: MCD on June 19, 2010, 04:13:47 AM
I can't stop listening to this

JAROOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: tiesto on June 19, 2010, 09:48:12 AM
Any place this conference is available to d/l? I missed it  :'(
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: demi on June 19, 2010, 10:07:50 AM
This youtube account has it segmented

http://www.youtube.com/user/1lokolo1

The IGA part isnt as funny as you guys made it.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Third on June 19, 2010, 10:16:45 AM
Castlevania Lords of Shadow will be mine. I'm liking the characters.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 20, 2010, 12:03:18 PM
This youtube account has it segmented

http://www.youtube.com/user/1lokolo1

The IGA part isnt as funny as you guys made it.

I'm with Demi on this, it was more depressing than anything.
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: cool breeze on June 20, 2010, 12:07:10 PM
the IGA part is sadder if you watch this (or just the ending)

[youtube=560,345]qsfLfLpY9-I[/youtube]

Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Sho Nuff on June 20, 2010, 12:56:55 PM
Holy shit, uncomfortable silences
Title: Re: Konami E3 Conference (THE BEST CONFERENCE OF E3)
Post by: Beezy on June 20, 2010, 03:22:11 PM
Levi Buchanan looks like a douche, dresses like a douche, and acts like a douche.