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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on June 17, 2010, 03:03:32 PM

Title: why am I so fucking stupid?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 17, 2010, 03:03:32 PM
I'm almost 30.  Surely I should have learned to not be fucking stupid by now?  Is it that I have too many fingers?  Should I cut off a few fingers?
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Post by: BlackMage on June 17, 2010, 03:04:04 PM
what did you do this time?
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Post by: Mupepe on June 17, 2010, 03:29:57 PM
Some girl took advantage of you, didn't they?
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Post by: Skidmark on June 17, 2010, 03:33:20 PM
what did you do this time?
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Post by: Reb on June 17, 2010, 03:52:03 PM
OMG ARE YOU OK?
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 17, 2010, 03:52:05 PM
/me likes this
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Post by: lennedsay on June 17, 2010, 03:53:24 PM
:rofl
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 17, 2010, 04:01:11 PM
nothing happened, except I kinda flubbed a job interview.  but this is more about why I'm so fucking stupid in general.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on June 17, 2010, 04:05:01 PM
Learn to talk normal?
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 17, 2010, 04:12:38 PM
Did you fuck up your job interview because you have too many fingers? Something isn't adding up here.
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Post by: demi on June 17, 2010, 04:15:50 PM
I found out you can Like peoples comments now. That's so meta
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Post by: Skidmark on June 17, 2010, 04:47:12 PM
I found out you can Like peoples comments now. That's so meta
(http://imgur.com/losgf.png)
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Post by: Bocsius on June 17, 2010, 04:54:32 PM
In times like these, it sometimes helps to blame the people that supplied the genes rather than the person using them.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 17, 2010, 05:01:13 PM
but can you comment on people's liking other people's comments?
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Post by: Skidmark on June 17, 2010, 05:04:44 PM
you can always make a new status update about it.
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Post by: Skidmark on June 17, 2010, 05:58:09 PM
http://www.snotr.com/video/4557
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Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2010, 06:17:04 PM
Life sucks sometimes, brohemoth, but it'll be alright. You're a cool dude, you'll make it some day.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on June 17, 2010, 06:18:29 PM
Thanks, Joeda!
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2010, 06:19:27 PM
Did you fuck up your job interview because you have too many fingers? Something isn't adding up here.
Yeah, the number of fingers on his hands.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 17, 2010, 06:21:15 PM
(http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/six.fingers.hand.jpg)

probably uses a six-axis
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Post by: Skidmark on June 17, 2010, 06:25:39 PM
thats just wrong  :lol
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Post by: DJ_Tet on June 17, 2010, 06:29:31 PM
(http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/six.fingers.hand.jpg)

probably uses a six-axis

(http://callitaweasel.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/celebrity-pictures-inigo-montoya-dying.jpg)
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Post by: Fresh Prince on June 17, 2010, 06:44:17 PM
Here sounds like you need this: http://www.eyeweekly.com/article/55882

Note himu in the background, brandnew on the right and bloodwake in the middle
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 17, 2010, 07:01:22 PM
I haven't read that article yet, but I do appreciate the title's implication that I'm going to live to 112!
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 17, 2010, 07:11:42 PM
from the quiz at the end:

7. You rent a movie. It’s
a) Helvetica, a documentary about a font.
b) The Last Kiss, where Zach Braff gets engaged and then fucks it up.
c) A triple bill of Fight Club, Withnail & I and Betty Blue.

where is the non-quarter-life crisis option here?  all the quarter-life crisis hipsters I know love Helvetica and typography in general.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on June 17, 2010, 07:13:50 PM
a)

The other two are depressing as fuck. Helevicta is about perfection in font form.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 17, 2010, 07:18:01 PM
unserifed type is so 2000s.  2010s will be all about serifs, and the resurgence of classical typography and book design, thanks to 300ppi 300ppi 300ppi 300ppi 300ppi displays.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on June 17, 2010, 07:19:01 PM
Yeah that's the extent of my hipster knowlege- I'm out.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 17, 2010, 07:20:05 PM
i plan to remain a hipster well into my 30s.  40s even maybe

actually there's an intriguing thought: will prolonging my quarter-life crisis as much as possible actually extend my lifespan?  constant multiplication is monotonic, so p > q -> 4p > 4q, right?