THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on June 18, 2010, 02:29:59 PM
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Sorry for the misleading thread title, but David Spade is now synonymous with our very own Fresh Prince.
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.popeater.com/media/2010/06/spade.jpg)
From popeater.com:
David Spade may have done it again. The funnyman, who throughout his career has had as many (if not more) devastatingly gorgeous girlfriends as he has hit movies/shows, was photographed yesterday with none other than Padma Lakshmi. You know, the painfully sexy 'Top Chef' host and food writer? While a few photos together and a ride home certainly doesn't mean the two are dating or even the slightest bit romantically involved, given Spade's girlfriend catalog, crazier things could happen. Should they indeed be an item, though ... Kudos, Mr. Spade. Kudos.
So this fucking elf has shagged:
- nicolette sheridan
- kristy swanson
- lara flynn boyle
- krista allen
- "caprice"
- julie bowen
- teri hatcher
- brittany daniel
- sara foster
- heather locklear
- carmen elektra
- nicky whelan
- pam anderson
- jillian grace
And since Heather and Pam both shagged Tommy Lee, this must mean that Joe Dirt has a skyscraper-sized penis. :'(
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You seem like a whore, Genghis.
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Sense of humour and self-confidence is the key, especially with stunning women. I've been with this stunning italian woman for a while now, and i'm a fugly chubby dude.
If you can make them laugh and make them feel secure with you; you win
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plus, if you can make them cum.
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but he's a fucking elf :-\
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he knows he's gotta make up for that so he works on layin the dick down
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an elf with a huge cock :'(
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she was banging salman rushdie at one point
maybe he's, like, really intelligent
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a smart elf with a huge cock :bawl
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Except, you know, height.
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:miyamoto
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i had to google a lot of the names on that list.
kristy swanson is the girl from the chase with charlie sheen. i had a huge crush on her. :heartbeat
kristy :'(
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kristy swanson is the girl from the chase with charlie sheen. i had a huge crush on her. :heartbeat
you might also remember her from a little film called "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
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indeed
:nsfw http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/5360 :nsfw
fuckin' gorgeous :heart :heart :heart
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Oh, supposedly she dated Alan Thicke "of the Night" when he was 40 and she was 17.
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This has to be an archetype, name it the "Prince Archetype" or something. Short but has everything else going for them.
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Didn't Padma just have some other dude's baby a few months ago? Skank!
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indeed
:nsfw http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/5360 :nsfw
fuckin' gorgeous :heart :heart :heart
When I was a kid I used to watch that movie everytime it was on tv just to watch that scene, so hot :drool
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From what I've seen in interviews David Spade is not 'funny' per se but comes off as charming and modest. Seems like the likable version of Rob Schneider.
Also obligatory :'(
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Yeah now that you've changed your avatar to Brad Pitt, ya done ruined my joke. >:(
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Sense of humour and self-confidence is the key, especially with stunning women. I've been with this stunning italian woman for a while now, and i'm a fugly chubby dude.
If you can make them laugh and make them feel secure with you; you win
BS
You just got lucky. Being cocky funny helps but only after you've fulfilled the wealth or looks requirements.
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I don't know 90% of those names.
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Didn't Padma just have some other dude's baby a few months ago? Skank!
Dude on the left.
(http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/Adam_Dell__Padma_Lakshmi__Michael_Dell.jpg)
He's a Dell, bro. He's rollin' in mad moneyz.
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I thought for sure David Spade was gay. Guess that's what i get for not following celebrity gossip
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I thought this thread was about Will Smith dating Natalie Portman.
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I thought this thread was about Will Smith dating Natalie Portman.
yeah, I was thinking he;'s way too good for her.