General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ManaByte on June 19, 2010, 09:47:18 PM
Title: LOL Jonah Hex
Post by: ManaByte on June 19, 2010, 09:47:18 PM
Grossed $2 million.
:rofl
Marmaduke has made 15 times that :rofl
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go see Toy Story 3
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Title: Re: LOL Jonah Hex
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 19, 2010, 09:51:57 PM
Wooooooooow. That's pretty awful. I wonder if they'll even be able to recoup their marketing costs.
Title: Re: LOL Jonah Hex
Post by: ManaByte on June 19, 2010, 09:54:43 PM
Megan Fox is barely a cameo in the movie.
They're projecting a massive $6 million weekend.
Title: Re: LOL Jonah Hex
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 19, 2010, 09:56:00 PM
I said if this film did not perform even somewhat respectably, it'll be the last time we see Megan Fox for awhile.
So, yay.
Title: Re: LOL Jonah Hex
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 19, 2010, 10:06:11 PM
I guess the dudebros would rather torrent her scenes for fap material.
She'll be playing Jessica Alba's daughter in horror flicks in 5 years
Title: Re: LOL Jonah Hex
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 19, 2010, 10:25:01 PM
I heard that Jonah Hex is so bad that it triggered riots in LA
Title: Re: LOL Jonah Hex
Post by: Eel O'Brian on June 19, 2010, 10:35:44 PM
Jonah Hex is a great character, too, and would have had somewhat of an appeal to an audience outside comics had they not Wild, Wild, West shittified him up. Should have gone for the hard R revenge story and left the PG-13 supernatural/gadget shit out of it.
Title: Re: LOL Jonah Hex
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 19, 2010, 11:54:03 PM
I guess this answers the question about Megan Fox's star power. In five years, she'll be in direct to DVD flicks and the occasional Lifetime movie.
Title: Re: LOL Jonah Hex
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 20, 2010, 12:21:26 AM