THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: huckleberry on June 21, 2010, 06:40:23 PM
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just updated my son's ipod touch to find out that he had been googling porn. He is 11. :(
Awesome day so far:
- my 11 year old son is looking for porn (I guess I should be happy it wasn't gay porn?)
- my car was broken into and the car stereo was stolen
- just found a huge hole underneath kitchen sink that I am sure our landlord will try to blame on us
- might not be moving to Portland after all
FML :'(
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:fbm
Wash your hands before eating.
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also just found out that a bottle that I sold on Ebay broke in transit....
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hmmm thats perfectly normal, stop being so American and let your son have a healthy wank now and again.
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At least he wasn't googling furries
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Doesnt have to explicitly be gay porn. I tug to straight porn just for the guys.
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Doesnt have to explicitly be gay porn. I tug to straight porn just for the guys.
But the guys in straight porn are typically unattractive. You like ugly dudes or something?
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Doesnt have to explicitly be gay porn. I tug to straight porn just for the guys.
:lol
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Atleast it wasn't your daughter.
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Is he still in the "looking at the free pics on paysites" phase? Did you hook him up with some good links?
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Oregon :fbm :fbm
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Is he still in the "looking at the free pics on paysites" phase? Did you hook him up with some good links?
Let him struggle like the rest of us did. It's part of growing up in the internet age.
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Is he still in the "looking at the free pics on paysites" phase? Did you hook him up with some good links?
It did cross my mind to show him the good sites..the web page was open to a paid subscription link. Better to show him the good stuff than to get a bill in the mail I guess.
As far as Oregon goes...I thought the job outlook here was bad. It is downright horrible there from what I can gather.
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At least he wasn't googling furries
this for all that is good and holy
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One positive Arde0 - at least you can skip having "the talk" with him now. There's probably nothing you can tell him about sex that he didn't already discover in 5 mins of Googling. And rediscover 5 mins later, repeating 'til sweaty exhaustion sets in or the tissues run out.
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Maybe because he wants to move to Portland?
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This will probably come back to haunt me later, but why are you still renting if you have an 11 year old kid? I'd want to be settling down before that age.
Do not want to own. Would rather invest my money in other places than a home. Besides, Kentucky is not where I want to end up the rest of my life.
Green Man - The hiding it part is really the only thing that concerns me that much. I also have a 7 year old daughter and do not want him exposing (insert pedo joke here) that kind of stuff to her inadvertently. I already spoke to him about it and made it clear that I thought he was too young and that kind of stuff shouldn't interest him at that age (big lie I know) but that if he was going to do it just keep it away from his sister.
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What's wrong if your son was looking at gay porn
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Arde0 wants to pass down his horny genes.
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What's wrong if your son was looking at gay porn
I dunno, maybe it would be a little strange to think "Man, one day my son is gonna be suckin' dick"
Try having a daughter.
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What's wrong if your son was looking at gay porn
I dunno, maybe it would be a little strange to think "Man, one day my son is gonna be suckin' dick"
Try having a daughter.
"Man, one day my daughter is gonna be suckin' my dick" ?
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What's wrong if your son was looking at gay porn
Nothing really. That is why I put a ?. It is more of a shock thing because he seems so young and completely uninterested in anything other than video games. Guess he does have other interests after all.
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Hardcore porn does seem a bit much for his age. You'd think kids that age would start with some titties first.
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What's wrong if your son was looking at gay porn
Nothing really. That is why I put a ?. It is more of a shock thing because he seems so young and completely uninterested in anything other than video games. Guess he does have other interests after all.
I know, man. It was like when Green Man started posting about his Facebook loves in the Random Talk thread. That one knocked me out for days.
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What's wrong if your son was looking at gay porn
I dunno, maybe it would be a little strange to think "Man, one day my son is gonna be suckin' dick"
Try having a daughter.
"Man, one day my daughter is gonna be suckin' my dick" ?
Can't say I'd given that a lot of thought ...'til now. I will now spend the next week in the corner, sobbing quietly.
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The other day my 4 year old said "Fuckity fuck". Then today his twin brother said "What the Fuck".
I probably shouldn't have let them view Super Mario videos on youtube unattended.
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TA I have to constantly keep an eye on the Mario videos that my daughter is watching on YouTube...there are some fucked up Nintendo fans out there.
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When i was 11 years old I was looking at hardcore interracial porn at blacksonblondes.com and I turned out fine so don't worry.
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:lol
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What's wrong if your son was looking at gay porn
Nothing really. That is why I put a ?. It is more of a shock thing because he seems so young and completely uninterested in anything other than video games. Guess he does have other interests after all.
Good
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When i was 11 years old I was looking at hardcore interracial porn at blacksonblondes.com and I turned out fine so don't worry.
Arde0's slitting his wrists right now. :lol
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What's wrong if your son was looking at gay porn
Nothing really. That is why I put a ?. It is more of a shock thing because he seems so young and completely uninterested in anything other than video games. Guess he does have other interests after all.
Good
You have been judged by TripleA and deemed worthy, Arde0. Relish this honor, accorded to few men.
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"There are some fucked up Nintendo fans" is the understatement of our time.
Hey now, I grew up a Nintendo fan and it didn't do me any harm. Well, I mean, there is the loli anime and animu RPGs...
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When i was 11 years old I was looking at hardcore interracial porn at blacksonblondes.com and I turned out fine so don't worry.
Post of the year.
:rofl
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Ah those were the days. The first porn I saw was some photoshops of Britney Spears, Christina Agulara, and the chick from the X-Files nude. I thought they were real initially, and wondered how they managed to do that and not be exposed on the news :lol
First porn video I saw was some asian vid of a girl sucking a dude off. In fact, I didn't know about oral sex until I stumbled onto this asian porn site. There was no going back to fake photoshops after that.
Then I got Kazaa and started downloading porn on our 56k AOL connection. You could watch the parts of videos as they were downloading, so I'd be watching the first couple minutes of porn videos over and over while waiting for the full thing to finish downloading. :lol
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The first porn I ever got caught with by my parents was a photoshop of Carrie Fisher nude I had got from someone through instant messaging people in the "Star Wars" chat room on AOL. I had printed out bunch of copies and had brought them to school to show people on the bus. I absent-mindedly left them in a folder by the front door of the house and my mom discovered them. I claimed I had gotten them from another student because I didn't want her to know I could still get around some of the child restrictions she had placed on my AOL account. She informed me that the pictures were fake which was quite surprising to me. The year was 1996 and I was 11 years old.
The Business's Mom: Honey, these Carrie Fisher nudes are faked. Do you understand? Someone scanned a regular picture of Carrie Fisher onto their computer and used various Photoshop tools to make her appear nude. But they're not real, honey, they're not real.
The Business: :o
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Ah, Limewire porn. I lost track of how many times I accidentally downloaded clips of some sick redneck bastard being cornholed by his pony because a random internet jackoff intentionally mislabeled the file