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Title: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2010, 11:42:21 PM
This is the real euro-cigarillo sport :punch
Why should you care?
Because I care.
Who will win?
Contador.
Who's the sexiest?
Depends. Cycling is the only sport where professional men look like women and professional women look like men except for Liz Hatch and Victoria Pembelton. I'd say Thor Hushovd.
Fresh Prince, you're sport sounds interesting. I want to learn more, give me the cliff notes.
Cycling is hard. It is the hardest sport on earth. 3,000 calories a day an average cyclist needs to eat for a day on the TdF. Though cyclists may look like women they are the hardest people going around. Nobody wants to insure them and that's why they all dope. That's right they all dope. Yes they all dope. Dope. All of them. Eddy Merckx is considered the greatest champion ever and he's win rate was around 30%. Yes 30%.
Fresh Prince, what sums up cycling to you?
The words of Tim Krabbe, novelist and amateur cyclist
'Road racing imitates life, the way it would be without the corruptive influence of civilisation. When you see an enemy lying on the ground, what’s your first reaction? To help him to his feet. In road racing, you kick him to death.’

Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Bocsius on June 23, 2010, 11:46:35 PM
You forgot

Who gets disqualified first?
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2010, 11:49:06 PM
Hmm so many options.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 24, 2010, 01:47:20 AM
[youtube=560,345]U7mPqycQ0tQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: pilonv1 on June 24, 2010, 02:16:43 AM
I love watching the Tour on SBS. I get so excited for some of that countryside and men in tight clothes riding through it.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 24, 2010, 02:22:47 AM
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:bow Creators of Hip-Hop :bow2
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: G The Resurrected on June 24, 2010, 02:28:19 AM
[youtube=560,345]U7mPqycQ0tQ[/youtube]

WHAT IS THIS!?!?! must find now!
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 24, 2010, 02:30:08 AM
3,000 calories a day? Wow. In Ireland, we call that 'breakfast'.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 24, 2010, 02:32:54 AM
It's actually 5000-9000 :smug

I don't know where I got 3000- I think that really must be just breakfast.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 24, 2010, 02:35:01 AM
You're right, it's impressive that they can eat 9,000 calories a day and still look like girls.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 24, 2010, 02:36:28 AM
[youtube=560,345]QwKaeWkYbqk[/youtube]
 :(
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: OptimoPeach on June 24, 2010, 02:38:08 AM
Was that lady in the back using her daughter as a barrier? :lol
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 24, 2010, 02:41:32 AM
[youtube=560,345]CXLSUpPS6So[/youtube]

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Hinault is the manliest man in cycling
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 24, 2010, 02:55:21 AM
That shit is off the fuckin' CHAIN Fresh Prince!  I haven't seen carnage like that since grade school.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 24, 2010, 03:18:45 AM
What can I say?
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: cubicle47b on June 24, 2010, 08:37:57 AM
I can't wait.  Hopefully the tour is as interesting as last year's.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 24, 2010, 08:52:50 PM
It'd be interesting if RadioShack + someone else gang up on Astana or more specifically Contador.

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Makes me giggle
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: T234 on June 24, 2010, 09:35:47 PM
You misspelled my last name in the OP, Fresh Prince.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 29, 2010, 09:21:10 PM
Saturday!

[youtube=560,345]tBdypZ3ImHs[/youtube]
Pretty much on point but Lance needs to be lower.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 30, 2010, 06:51:05 PM
Isn't Lance Armstrong coming back?
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 30, 2010, 07:51:28 PM
Yep though he said this TdF will be his last though.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: pilonv1 on July 06, 2010, 09:41:51 AM
Riding over cobblestones now :o
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 06, 2010, 03:02:10 PM
I will only care if Armstrong's cheating is exposed before the race is over. 
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 07, 2010, 06:32:14 PM
So I got a roadbike recently and I am wondering if they actually designed them to be painful on purpose or if it really is a biproduct of being aerodynamic.  Fresh Prince, thoughts?
Nope, you may have gotten the wrong size bike. http://sportsmedicine.about.com/cs/sport/a/bikefit.htm - looks right.
Shits an art really.

I have long legs so my bike isn't set up 100% right either. But then Lance Armstrong has one leg the cants out and one leg that cants in. So yeah can't complain.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 07, 2010, 08:41:48 PM
I reckon Petacchi's doped.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 08, 2010, 03:58:16 AM
whoa, going out on a limb there
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 08, 2010, 04:26:06 AM
Armstrong has to be cheating.  He's a freaking Texan for chrissakes. 
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 11, 2010, 08:06:33 PM
:hyper

Armstrong won't even be on the podium this time!
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: pilonv1 on July 12, 2010, 08:55:52 PM
:hyper

Armstrong won't even be on the podium this time!

That stage on Sunday night was amazing. So much bad luck for Lance, but the guys up front really pushed the pace and I don't think he would have been there anyway
Title: Re: Tour de France 2010
Post by: cubicle47b on July 13, 2010, 12:16:27 PM
So it's down to Andy Schleck and Alberto Contador now.  Hopefully Schleck can drop Contador in the mountains at least once or he has a big chance of losing the yellow jersey on a time trial stage.