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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Dickie Dee on June 30, 2010, 06:11:32 PM

Title: What would you make of this?
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 30, 2010, 06:11:32 PM
So I'm at the store and as I'm pulling out a Pontiac Solstice pulls out in front of me and cuts me off, no biggie though I did notice his liscense plate was a vaniity plate but didn't bother catching what it said (they are a pet peeve of mine but in this case, whatever).

I ended up in traffic with this guy and saw his plate closer and it said "2 SOON JR" which I found a possible trite message to his son that he can't drive daddy's toy, again whatever. But then I noticed peeking back over the car interior (keep in mind it was a convertable) was a cut-out of pedobear, the pedobear. This wasn't me on my laptop lol'ing at random shit, I was in RL behind a possilble pedophile, and one that was being cutesy about it. He was making a turn at that stoplight while I was going straight. I kinda feel bad about not going vigilante on his ass or at least demanding and exlaination, but again I'm not pretending to be an e-vigilante, I just wish the guy could be taken aside and call him out.

Sorry if this sounds like a shitty GAF post, but who else are you supposed to talk about e-cretinism to besides other e-cretins (not that I don't think you're all a cut above  :-*)
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: rodi on June 30, 2010, 06:29:21 PM
You should have followed him.  :gun
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 30, 2010, 07:25:05 PM
All I can make of this is that you take things too seriously.

Perhaps. Maybe I was just in a bad mood and found an instant outlet - but the more I thought about it the more I couldn't just see it as an e-joke spilling into real life and maybe a reason for my fist to meet his face.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 30, 2010, 07:29:45 PM
again, anyone that knows me knows me as mr. levelheaded-lowkey, but somehow this did set met off unexplainedly
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: BlackMage on June 30, 2010, 07:31:17 PM
do you seriously think he's a pedo cause he had a cutout of pedo bear? like "hey look at me im a pedo cops arrest me" cmon man  ::)
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: lennedsay on June 30, 2010, 07:48:22 PM
Maybe it's one of those cry for help things?  :uguu
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 30, 2010, 08:02:16 PM
Who gives a fucking fuck?

Sorry if this sounds like a shitty GAF post

Too late.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Dickie Dee on June 30, 2010, 08:18:31 PM
do you seriously think he's a pedo cause he had a cutout of pedo bear? like "hey look at me im a pedo cops arrest me" cmon man  ::)

i get what you're saying, and real pedos probably don't advertise off the back of their car...

actually fuck it, he was driving around proping up pedobear while wearing a not very vague pedo vanity plate. GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 30, 2010, 11:09:44 PM
I've seen cars in Seattle with Pedobear on them. Big deal.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Mandark on June 30, 2010, 11:14:55 PM
I've gotten in cars in Seattle with Pedobear on them. Free candy.  Big deal.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Akala on June 30, 2010, 11:18:20 PM
if it makes you feel better, I saw a Nissan Cube with bullet bill decals over the awful side windows.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on June 30, 2010, 11:34:08 PM
I've gotten in cars in Seattle with Pedobear on them. Free candy.  Big deal.

:lol
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 30, 2010, 11:38:44 PM
if it makes you feel better, I saw a Nissan Cube with bullet bill decals over the awful side windows.

That was probably a gangster car. You should have followed them and made a citizen's arrest.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Akala on June 30, 2010, 11:47:23 PM
now that I think about it...
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: lennedsay on June 30, 2010, 11:50:07 PM
This is his other vehicle:

(http://hellofucker.com/SitePix/Can_Paint.jpg)
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Akala on July 01, 2010, 12:11:46 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 01, 2010, 12:20:45 AM
Ah, the good old days of pedophile e-vigilantism

too bad GAF's search function is fubar or I'd pull out the good ole' Danny the Pedophile thread   :japancry
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Boogie on July 01, 2010, 01:14:19 AM
Well shit, that ain't even PC for me to pull the fucker over.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Purple Filth on July 01, 2010, 01:16:47 AM
This is his other vehicle:

(http://hellofucker.com/SitePix/Can_Paint.jpg)

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: brawndolicious on July 01, 2010, 02:21:36 AM
Yeah, he's definitely not a pedophile but he has a bad sense of humor.

The part where he cut you off though did make me mad.  Today I was going to the post office and I got cut off by some bitch pulling out of Whole Foods with a banana in her right hand.  She pulled out so wide that she cut me off and the guy to my left, making him swerve a little into the third lane.  Before that some asian grandma love-tapped me while I was waiting to make a right on a red and when I looked up in my rear-view to see her she just looked out her window into space like nothing fucking happened.

back on the topic of sexual dysfunction, this makes me think it's not such a bad idea to plastic surgerize a vagaygay on your son.  They could drive like a man and pay the insurance premiums of a woman.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 01, 2010, 04:15:55 AM
woopsies! - looking back on a thread created perhaps under the influence  :-[

yeah, i doubt that the pedobear cutout peeking over the back is subtley giving Grissom here clues that he's a pedo, it's just that that and the vanity plate (which sorta linked to the pedo cut-out in an undetermined way, and again are a pet peeve of mine) unduly set me off. i felt like punching him in the face but obviously didn't - my question more was what was he getting at?.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 01, 2010, 05:32:28 AM
Theory: The guy is a fan of severely dated internet humor.
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: brob on July 01, 2010, 11:13:46 AM
Theory: The guy is a fan of severely dated internet humor.

And how in the world did you reach that conclusion, my dear Logic Leaper?  ::)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
obviously he's pedo as all fuck. He probably started Catholicism. you failed humanity in not fucking him up, or at the very least schowling at him as you drove past...
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Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Don Flamenco on July 01, 2010, 12:23:07 PM
it would be fun to ask him about it and pretend like you have no idea what pedobear is.  Or do that any time anyone mentions pedobear in real life--it's kind of a hard and awkward joke to convey in conversation :lol
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2010, 12:52:00 PM
Yeah, he's definitely not a pedophile but he has a bad sense of humor.

The part where he cut you off though did make me mad.  Today I was going to the post office and I got cut off by some bitch pulling out of Whole Foods with a banana in her right hand.  She pulled out so wide that she cut me off and the guy to my left, making him swerve a little into the third lane.  Before that some asian grandma love-tapped me while I was waiting to make a right on a red and when I looked up in my rear-view to see her she just looked out her window into space like nothing fucking happened.

back on the topic of sexual dysfunction, this makes me think it's not such a bad idea to plastic surgerize a vagaygay on your son.  They could drive like a man and pay the insurance premiums of a woman.
holy god.  i don't know if you have aspergers or add
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Don Flamenco on July 01, 2010, 12:53:17 PM
back on the topic of sexual dysfunction, this makes me think it's not such a bad idea to plastic surgerize a vagaygay on your son.  They could drive like a man and pay the insurance premiums of a woman.

this will probably be the best thing i read all day
Title: Re: What would you make of this?
Post by: Mupepe on July 01, 2010, 12:54:26 PM
i'm going to put that on my facebook.  that part was awesome