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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Fresh Prince on July 01, 2010, 08:42:29 PM

Title: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 01, 2010, 08:42:29 PM
Riding around on a horse. In an Italian three-piece suit. Sleeping with female witnesses. The mind wonders.
Title: Re: Will Boogies make detective?
Post by: Beezy on July 01, 2010, 08:42:54 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 01, 2010, 08:48:14 PM
Screw detective.  I want to see him finally win the Heavyweight Championship. 
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 01, 2010, 08:51:17 PM
Why not do both?
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Donono on July 01, 2010, 10:02:49 PM
First he needs a Tonto.
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Boogie on July 01, 2010, 10:28:28 PM
But....I'm already plainclothes  ???
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Mandark on July 01, 2010, 10:31:31 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 01, 2010, 10:28:28 PM
But....I'm already plainclothes  ???

Exactly!  I'd hardly describe an Italian three-piece suit as plain.
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 01, 2010, 10:35:01 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 01, 2010, 10:28:28 PM
But....I'm already plainclothes  ???

??? Where do you keep the sword then
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Boogie on July 01, 2010, 10:35:14 PM
Quote from: Mandark on July 01, 2010, 10:31:31 PM
Quote from: Boogie on July 01, 2010, 10:28:28 PM
But....I'm already plainclothes  ???

Exactly!  I'd hardly describe an Italian three-piece suit as plain.

Fair point.
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 01, 2010, 10:36:29 PM
Where's the horse?
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Diunx on July 01, 2010, 11:14:26 PM
Do you ride a horse Boogie?
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 01, 2010, 11:25:21 PM
He's ridden more than just a horse, if you know what I mean.

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Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 01, 2010, 11:27:11 PM
Can you ride a horse?
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 01, 2010, 11:40:08 PM
His horse is the Watson to his Sherlock.  It also has electrified batons for hooves.
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 02, 2010, 12:04:51 AM
They must get lessons for ceremonies and such.
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Reb on July 02, 2010, 01:58:21 AM
Then he can investigate why it's so hard to get laid.
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Skidmark on July 02, 2010, 03:27:56 AM
Is it hard to become a policeman in USA?
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Ichirou on July 02, 2010, 04:13:28 AM
The view from the hill is that Boogie is getting moved to the Evilbore cybercrimes beat.  He's going to be arresting EB trolls left and right.  Watch the fuck out.
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 02, 2010, 09:15:29 AM
Quote from: Skidmark on July 02, 2010, 03:27:56 AM
Is it hard to become a policeman in USA?
(http://i50.tinypic.com/14ybyh2.jpg)
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 02, 2010, 10:05:33 AM
elbow rests
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Donono on July 03, 2010, 12:11:41 PM
Quote from: Skidmark on July 02, 2010, 03:27:56 AM
Is it hard to become a policeman in USA?

If it doesn't work out being a Mountie, he could always become a Texas Ranger.


Texas Rangers get laid all the time.
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Diunx on July 03, 2010, 01:24:31 PM
Quote from: Zero Hero on July 02, 2010, 09:15:29 AM
Quote from: Skidmark on July 02, 2010, 03:27:56 AM
Is it hard to become a policeman in USA?
(http://i50.tinypic.com/14ybyh2.jpg)

Fuck I just imagined him naked :yuck
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: lennedsay on July 03, 2010, 02:10:03 PM
FUPA if I've ever seen it.

P stands for Pubic vs. the usual Pussy.
Title: Re: Will Boogie make detective?
Post by: Positive Touch on July 03, 2010, 02:31:07 PM
boogie what is your horses' name?