My plans are to be as lazy as possible for the duration of the day. I'm too lazy to even get in the pool, so I think I'm doing a good job so far.
But you guys blow shit up every day. We only have fireworks once a year.
But you guys blow shit up every day. We only have fireworks once a year.
But you guys blow shit up every day. We only have fireworks once a year.
I'm gonna stay home and watch hot tub time machine. :'( I don't feel like going out tonight
I love the picture this creates in my mind: Wrath, somewhere in the middle-east, waving an American flag and setting off fireworks while getting drunk in public. Later, he's publicly beheaded. :'(You lucky bastards have so many awesome holidays. All we got is Eid Al-Fitr(Hey you guys who've been fasting for a month you can eat regularly now!), and Eid Al-Adha(We killed a goat for y'all)
Who says you can't celebrate?
:american
Did you buy a house?But will it have a balcony
No and I'll have to drive a fucking long time too. In the end I lose. :'(