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Title: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 04, 2010, 11:51:49 PM: This is basically the greatest film ever. I was totally amazed with how far it went. It also had one of the greatest lines ever:

"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only matched by your zest of kung-fu treachery!" :lol

His battle with the Fiendish Dr. Wu was incredible. :lol
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 04, 2010, 11:59:46 PM: It's pretty incredible; I'm a little sad that more people haven't seen it. Probably end up being one of those awesome cult flicks that more and more people get exposed to with time.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2010, 12:03:33 AM: Quote from: a slime appears on July 05, 2010, 12:01:16 AM
Holy fuck, a modern day kung fu blaxploitation film?

Why haven't I heard of it before? I must watch!
:-\
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 12:07:22 AM: This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins and feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over and what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" - sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

- Black Dynamite on his experiences during the Vietnam War :lol
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2010, 12:12:51 AM: Quote from: a slime appears on July 05, 2010, 12:06:34 AM
Unfortunately my friends aren't cool enough to inform me about this movie. This is why I listen to you fine gents. :-*

I just meant to say, poor Beezy. He's been pimping the movie for a minute :lol
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2010, 12:14:20 AM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 12:07:22 AM
This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins and feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over and what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" - sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

- Black Dynamite on his experiences during the Vietnam War :lol
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 12:16:26 AM: It is incredible. I desperately want a sequel, but I'm not quite sure how they can top this. I would pay good money to see them try, though. Michael Jai White absolutely kills in this role.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Diunx on July 05, 2010, 12:24:19 AM: I think I gonna watch this again tomorrow :lol
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Post by: Great Rumbler on July 05, 2010, 12:24:33 AM: [youtube=560,345]FOyjmppAMI4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Positive Touch on July 05, 2010, 12:51:00 AM: :rofl i think that might be my favorite part
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 05, 2010, 12:51:42 AM: :lol torrenting right now
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Beezy on July 05, 2010, 01:02:19 AM: I've been telling you jive muthafuckas to watch this shit for the past year! :maf

Quote from: Himuro on July 05, 2010, 12:12:51 AM
I just meant to say, poor Beezy. He's been pimping the movie for a minute :lol
Seriously! I made 2-3 threads (one a couple days ago!) here alone and posted about it in the recent movies you watched thread!
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2010, 01:07:48 AM: I've seen this five times.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 05, 2010, 01:43:01 AM: Amazing movie.

I keep plugging this unsuccessfully but whatever. If you like Black Dynamite, you cannot fail to love Afrodisiac by Jim Rugg

http://www.adhousebooks.com/books/afrodisiac.html

Free pdf preview at link.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on July 05, 2010, 01:47:08 AM: i had a black dynamite avatar for 3 months; figured everyone had seen it.

just watched it again, today with a friend, still awesome.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 05, 2010, 02:29:30 AM: Black Dynamite is enjoyable, mostly because of its ridiculous action sequences. The meta-humor starts off amusingly but becomes predictable and tiresome very quickly.

So basically, Blood and Bone>>>Black Dynamite

Ok, not really but B&B does have some nice fight scenes. Check it out if you like Michael Jai White.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2010, 02:34:12 AM: Quote from: Beezy on July 05, 2010, 01:02:19 AM
I've been telling you jive muthafuckas to watch this shit for the past year! :maf

Quote from: Himuro on July 05, 2010, 12:12:51 AM
I just meant to say, poor Beezy. He's been pimping the movie for a minute :lol
Seriously! I made 2-3 threads (one a couple days ago!) here alone and posted about it in the recent movies you watched thread!

But you're not an icon. :smug
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Beezy on July 05, 2010, 02:40:18 AM: Bitch, I'll slap an icon with my BBC! >:(
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Smooth Groove on July 05, 2010, 02:42:16 AM: Isn't living off the hard work of others what Jews do best? :shrug
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Beezy on July 05, 2010, 02:47:46 AM: :kanyeshrug
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2010, 03:33:26 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on July 05, 2010, 02:42:16 AM
Isn't living off the hard work of others what Jews do best? :shrug

Willco doesn't care about black people.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on July 05, 2010, 11:15:12 AM: I watched Undisputed 2 cause I wanted to see more White, and even though its not a comedic role, I couldn't help but find him funny (and badass) in it.

Why the hell was this guy never a bigger star? He's incredible.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Purple Filth on July 05, 2010, 11:30:41 AM: Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on July 05, 2010, 11:15:12 AM
I watched Undisputed 2 cause I wanted to see more White, and even though its not a comedic role, I couldn't help but find him funny (and badass) in it.

Why the hell was this guy never a bigger star? He's incredible.

Spawn killed whatever career he might of had?

Blood and Bone was cool.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 11:33:52 AM: Yeah, I think we can all point to Spawn as the film that killed his career.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 05, 2010, 11:55:33 AM: :lol
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2010, 01:15:24 PM: "Take your filthy black hands off the presidential dinnerware, you moon-cricket!"
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 02:00:21 PM: "First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet." :rofl
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Sho Nuff on July 05, 2010, 04:33:39 PM: I drove about an hour to actually see this movie in the theatre and it might have been the best decision of my life. I have never guffawed so hard at a movie before, shit was straight up magical.

The thing that absolutely annihilated everyone in the audience was when
spoiler (click to show/hide)
the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears and uses Kung Fu to disarm Nixon
[close]
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: lordoftherink on July 05, 2010, 05:03:50 PM: Most of what I was going to post was already said, but I do remember loving the exchange at the funeral:

"Your mother would turn over in her grave if she were here to see this."

I need to rewatch this badly.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Diunx on July 05, 2010, 07:37:56 PM: Quote from: Wrath2X on July 05, 2010, 04:40:10 PM
So my lil bro wants to see this but I can't let him cause of the sex and shit, anyway I can find it without the smexy?

Isn't your brother like 10? I'm sure he can handle a few titties.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2010, 08:48:59 PM: It'd be fucking awesome if Wrath got stoned to death for showing his brother Chuck Norris's magnum opus Missing in Action or some other equally cheezy '80s action film.

Totally metal.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2010, 08:50:28 PM: He would die a hero. :american
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Ichirou on July 05, 2010, 08:51:54 PM: He'd be posthumously iconned. A lifelong dream achieved.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2010, 12:35:11 AM: "What about the smile"
"I am smiling"

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 06, 2010, 01:46:20 AM: The ending :lol
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Brehvolution on July 06, 2010, 09:11:50 AM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 12:07:22 AM
This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins and feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over and what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" - sounded like some cartoon shit. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?"

- Black Dynamite on his experiences during the Vietnam War :lol

:lol :lol
Oh man, I gotta see this.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Beezy on July 06, 2010, 09:20:02 AM: I love that quote. :lol
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 09:28:35 AM: The best moment in the entire film is easily:

"HA HA! I THREW THAT SHIT BEFORE I ENTERED THE ROOM! [FACE KICK]"

I started saying that in Modern Warfare 2, when I throw grenades in a house or something.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Beezy on July 06, 2010, 11:30:19 AM: Sholanda: My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite.
Brickwilla: So did my momma!
Black Dynamite: Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.

Brickwilla :rofl
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 06:12:52 PM: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW DR. WU
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 06, 2010, 06:13:45 PM: I want a sequel. BLACK DYNAMITE vs BLACKENSTEIN

The monster will be created by the Nefarious Dr. Uncle Tom! Who is in league with Negro Dracula (Eric P won't let me parody Blacula since he was apparently played straight). Blaxploitation + Hammer Films = Winning Formula!
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: Eric P on July 06, 2010, 06:45:40 PM: i just think that Dr Tom and his Golliwog army with his minstrel ninjas (white provocateurs in black face hiding in the ghettos of america) is a good enough villain.
Title: Re: Black Dynamite Appreciation Thread #24243532
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 08, 2010, 10:33:47 PM: It is amazing. Someone should call the Academy and tell them to retroactively nominate it for best film ever.

YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW JIM CAMERON