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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Barry Egan on July 05, 2010, 02:12:14 PM

Title: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: Barry Egan on July 05, 2010, 02:12:14 PM: Open with a few passing remarks about Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire

White1: And who was that other one that's doing well now, Queen Latinah?
White2: Who?!
White3: Some overweight black women
White1: She's doing quite well now, she won an oscar I believe (no.)
White2: Oh my!
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 02:17:50 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 05, 2010, 02:18:43 PM: A black person won an Oscar? Sounds like racism is over. :smug
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 02:26:24 PM: Will Smith and Denzel get all the male lead roles, guys like Sam Jackson, Don Cheadle and Cuba Gooding Jr. pick up what they pass on.
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: Barry Egan on July 05, 2010, 02:29:32 PM: While Morgan Freeman holds a monopoly on the magical negro market.
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 02:31:19 PM: Morgan Freeman takes all the good magical negro roles. Poor Bill Cobbs. :'(
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 02:34:44 PM: (http://www.videoshot.org/img/3613_1.jpg)

(http://moviecritter.com/static/images/cover/snow-dogs.jpg)

That happened.
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 05, 2010, 02:35:39 PM: i'm surprised they didn't throw "Oscar Award Winning..." on the box art.
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2010, 02:54:48 PM: Quote from: mojovonio on July 05, 2010, 02:19:37 PM
If you're black, to be famous in Hollywood, you must fill one of the following requirements.

-Be Mocha, NOT black.

-Be a fucking huge fatass.

huh?

you mean dark black? As in Africa black? No black american, unless they're a legitimate african american -- as in someone from africa, and even that's pushing it -- is black black.

but you'll find a lot of sucessful actors and actresses that are brown and light-skinned
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2010, 02:58:42 PM: i doubt it! this would mean that they have no whitey, or especially native american genes, which just ain't likely!
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: Himu on July 05, 2010, 03:25:06 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Overheard at Whitey's
Post by: Diunx on July 05, 2010, 07:41:51 PM: Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 05, 2010, 02:34:44 PM
(http://www.videoshot.org/img/3613_1.jpg)

(http://moviecritter.com/static/images/cover/snow-dogs.jpg)

That happened.

I have seen this movie twice, I don't even know why.